Author Topic: The KU Rayhawks are NOT going through a rough patch. They make Raytown, Missouri proud! (Read 4003758 times)

CNS · « **Reply #7450 on:** July 22, 2014, 06:28:09 PM »

How do they blame bb and not the absolute crap football product with no reasonable hope of seeing something better next game?

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #7451 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:39:26 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 22, 2014, 09:06:05 AM

were they british or hipsters pretending to have a british accent? that's my fav part of npr.

One time I was with my cousin in Lawrence, hanging out with some dude he knew from college. This particular fellow was a skydiving instructor with some nice weed, but there were some rough ridin' weirdos at his house. The most memorable guy spun jams for NPR, and he seriously never broke character the entire night. Apparently one day he just decided to always talk like he does on the radio. It was a terribly unnerving experience.

jtksu · « **Reply #7452 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:53:51 AM »

Quote from: ksupamplemousse on July 23, 2014, 12:39:26 AM

Quote from: pissclams on July 22, 2014, 09:06:05 AM
were they british or hipsters pretending to have a british accent? that's my fav part of npr.

One time I was with my cousin in Lawrence, hanging out with some dude he knew from college. This particular fellow was a skydiving instructor with some nice weed, but there were some rough ridin' weirdos at his house. The most memorable guy spun jams for NPR, and he seriously never broke character the entire night. Apparently one day he just decided to always talk like he does on the radio. It was a terribly unnerving experience.

I honestly have no idea WTF is going on here.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #7453 on:** July 23, 2014, 09:20:34 AM »

Quote from: CNS on July 22, 2014, 06:28:09 PM

How do they blame bb and not the absolute crap football product with no reasonable hope of seeing something better next game?

It starts with the fans. How do you expect Coach Weis to get studs to play for him when they come on visits and see absolutely zero fan support? Super Bowl rings only go so far.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7454 on:** July 23, 2014, 10:10:23 AM »

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One could argue that 25-35,000 people showing up to watch a team that only has one conference win in like 5 years are the best fans in the league.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #7455 on:** July 23, 2014, 10:50:16 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 23, 2014, 10:10:23 AM

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One could argue that 25-35,000 people showing up to watch a team that only has one conference win in like 5 years are the best fans in the league.

Those guys are among the best, but they only make up a small percentage of the KU fanbase, most of which is sitting at home hoping the Chiefs win tomorrow.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7456 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:32:50 AM »

Beems is angry this morning. It's getting close to football season. Hard times!

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Trying to find a K-State chick under two bills is like playing a game of "Where's Waldo?" Eventually you'll find one, but you have to sift through a herd of overweight slump-busters in order to get there.

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Remember, though, folks... if you're visiting Manhattan, make sure to check out Topeka and Junction City while you're there. These cities aren't actually in Manhattan, but believe me, after you've walked through K-State's tiny campus and glanced around for a few minutes, you'll be ready to move on. Just make sure to bring nose plugs in case there's a strong wind that day.

Spracne · « **Reply #7457 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:39:56 AM »

Real yeoman's work by Beems. I miss him.

MadCat · « **Reply #7458 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:52:37 AM »

It's sad having to clarify that Junction City and Topeka are not in Manhattan.

CNS · « **Reply #7459 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:10:31 PM »

He used to be a lot better than that.

pissclams · « **Reply #7460 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:14:37 PM »

Quote from: CNS on July 23, 2014, 12:10:31 PM

He used to be a lot better than that.

he hasn't shaven in weeks- at this point i doubt he even takes off his bathrobe and slippers before heading out to bbs

PowercatPat · « **Reply #7461 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:15:16 PM »

Isn't he from Topeka? And Lawrence and Topeka are basically the same city.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #7462 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:35:59 PM »

kinda mad beems is talking like hes slept with a kstate gal. HE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #7463 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:08:58 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 23, 2014, 12:35:59 PM

kinda mad beems is talking like hes slept with a kstate gal. HE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!

Well, he's from Topeka and he banged about 50 chicks before he got out of high school, so odds are at least one of them went to K-State.

steve dave · « **Reply #7464 on:** July 24, 2014, 12:13:39 PM »

should prob. go in conf. realignment thread but this one was on the first page

http://online.wsj.com/articles/a-radical-realignment-plan-for-college-football-1406069526?KEYWORDS=radical+realignment+plan

pissclams · « **Reply #7465 on:** July 24, 2014, 12:27:50 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2014, 12:13:39 PM

should prob. go in conf. realignment thread but this one was on the first page

http://online.wsj.com/articles/a-radical-realignment-plan-for-college-football-1406069526?KEYWORDS=radical+realignment+plan

apparently someone needs to tell that writer that they won the orange bowl almost a decade ago

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7466 on:** July 24, 2014, 12:38:15 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 24, 2014, 12:27:50 PM

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2014, 12:13:39 PM
should prob. go in conf. realignment thread but this one was on the first page

http://online.wsj.com/articles/a-radical-realignment-plan-for-college-football-1406069526?KEYWORDS=radical+realignment+plan

apparently someone needs to tell that writer that they won the orange bowl almost a decade ago

I bet plenty of people have since they wrote it

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7467 on:** July 24, 2014, 12:39:18 PM »

I bet we would crush that division. Like smash it real good.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #7468 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:11:27 PM »

Guys I am having the most delightful solo lunch listening to people talk about Ku football and tickets and tailgating and threats for divorce and dissenting children. Will recap when I get to keyboard.

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Spracne · « **Reply #7469 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:12:39 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 24, 2014, 01:11:27 PM

Guys I am having the most delightful solo lunch listening to people talk about Ku football and tickets and tailgating and threats for divorce and dissenting children. Will recap when I get to keyboard.

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Take it to the some person IRL is hurting thread

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #7470 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:16:43 PM »

Holy crap you guys aren't even going to believe what I tell you. It literally is all of the Ku isms in one convo.

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WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #7471 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:33:31 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 24, 2014, 12:39:18 PM

I bet we would crush that division. Like smash it real good.

We would be Cluster 3 champs every year!

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #7472 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:40:28 PM »

I've never quite gotten the Beemsian "Tiny little campus" narrative. Oh well, just seems strange.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #7473 on:** July 24, 2014, 02:00:10 PM »

300 PAGES

*I'm just sad that beems couldn't be here to count the pages.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7474 on:** July 24, 2014, 02:08:06 PM »

Oh, he's here. Trust me! He's here.