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I think we've made it pretty clear that we've got the money to tear this thing down in about 6 years and start over.  What then, KU?

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for years, they have clung onto saying bsfs is a hole in the ground in the middle of a parking lot. now they're all wanting more parking around their stadium, and get this, parking garages. some of them want them to build a rough ridin' parking garage onto the side of the stadium. lolz.

I guess that is one way to approach trying to keep the piece of crap from falling over.  Just attach it to "parking garages" where non-existent fans can park their non-existent cars.


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Monsters! http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/kansas-hoops-football-player-arrested-near-campus

So  the crimes are coming so fast the poor AP has to cram two into each article now.

I had to read the thread on the phog. The best line:


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eanieweenies wrote: Any more to Tom Light's could be more to come comment.

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His sources are impregnable.  I'm waiting for confirmation from Tom Dark.

A Tom Dark reference. I hadn't thought of that screen name in years. I remember he had the Hank Hill avatar in a negative.

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for years, they have clung onto saying bsfs is a hole in the ground in the middle of a parking lot. now they're all wanting more parking around their stadium, and get this, parking garages. some of them want them to build a rough ridin' parking garage onto the side of the stadium. lolz.

I guess that is one way to approach trying to keep the piece of crap from falling over.  Just attach it to "parking garages" where non-existent fans can park their non-existent cars.

Would go where the GridIron club was going to go?

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Dennis Dodd: "Kill would have taken the job."

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But the money wasn't there.  I didn't hear this first hand.  Another poster did on TOS.

Anyone buy this?  I'm skeptical that this is anything more than Kill's agent trying to leverage a little more out of his big season, but I thought I'd post it anyway.

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for years, they have clung onto saying bsfs is a hole in the ground in the middle of a parking lot. now they're all wanting more parking around their stadium, and get this, parking garages. some of them want them to build a rough ridin' parking garage onto the side of the stadium. lolz.

I guess that is one way to approach trying to keep the piece of crap from falling over.  Just attach it to "parking garages" where non-existent fans can park their non-existent cars.

Would go where the GridIron club was going to go?

yup.

but i think they're gonna slow play their pocket aces to see what we do to the east side of bsfs, so they can high-pair the crap out of us in 2034.

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for years, they have clung onto saying bsfs is a hole in the ground in the middle of a parking lot. now they're all wanting more parking around their stadium, and get this, parking garages. some of them want them to build a rough ridin' parking garage onto the side of the stadium. lolz.

I guess that is one way to approach trying to keep the piece of crap from falling over.  Just attach it to "parking garages" where non-existent fans can park their non-existent cars.

Would go where the GridIron club was going to go?

yup.

but i think they're gonna slow play their pocket aces to see what we do to the east side of bsfs, so they can high-pair the crap out of us in 2034.

Or wait until they see renovations on the south EZ and then BOOM, flush on the river.

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they just hired a wr coach as their head coach because they can only afford 800k/year and had to rely on a recent out of nowhere private donation to rip up the track and make their stadium look more like ours. their bathrooms don't work half the time and they don't even have the money to fix those. they are tapped out. if possible, i would actually be willing to have ksu loan them money to at least fix the bathrooms if the terms made sense financially because i might go to a game there sometime and don't want to have to walk over to the union if i need to urinate and want to do so without standing in someone elses.

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Sounds like that one relative who is always gonna do it better than everyone else.   Oh yeah, yeah, he's got a 75x30 invisible edge pool in his backyard, but we're lookin at somethin twice as big with invisible edges and a water fall.











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I can hear the following conversation at a big12 ad party:
Zenger (with diet Pepsi in hand): hey John, I hear you're starting some construction type thing?
Currie: Oh yeah, my phones been ringing off the hook from contractors needing answers on limestone types etc... Huge pain.
Zenger : Oh yeah, I know what you mean
Currie: Yeah?
Zenger: yeah we're building some apartments. Kind of a big deal
Currie: ooohh yeah cool. (looks around for someone else to talk to)  well good luck with that, bud (saunters off with his Johnny Walker Blue in hand)

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I can hear the following conversation at a big12 ad party:
Zenger (with diet Pepsi in hand): hey John, I hear you're starting some construction type thing?
Currie: Oh yeah, my phones been ringing off the hook from contractors needing answers on limestone types etc... Huge pain.
Zenger : Oh yeah, I know what you mean
Currie: Yeah?
Zenger: yeah we're building some apartments. Kind of a big deal
Currie: ooohh yeah cool. (looks around for someone else to talk to)  well good luck with that, bud (saunters off with his Johnny Walker Blue in hand)

And if you measured their penises, Currie's would be a lot bigger and also prettier.  Like less veiny and hairy.  Aristocratic?  Ayway, those sqwoks are rough ridin' gross losers! :cheers:
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Welp, sure bread. Sure.

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I think everyone acknowledges that Bread.

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I can hear the following conversation at a big12 ad party:
Zenger (with diet Pepsi in hand): hey John, I hear you're starting some construction type thing?
Currie: Oh yeah, my phones been ringing off the hook from contractors needing answers on limestone types etc... Huge pain.
Zenger : Oh yeah, I know what you mean
Currie: Yeah?
Zenger: yeah we're building some apartments. Kind of a big deal
Currie: ooohh yeah cool. (looks around for someone else to talk to)  well good luck with that, bud (saunters off with his Johnny Walker Blue in hand)

And if you measured their penises, Currie's would be a lot bigger and also prettier.  Like less veiny and hairy.  Aristocratic?  Ayway, those sqwoks are rough ridin' gross losers! :cheers:

is vascularity bad?  Not sure what the general consensus is on that one.  Asking for a friend.

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for years, they have clung onto saying bsfs is a hole in the ground in the middle of a parking lot. now they're all wanting more parking around their stadium, and get this, parking garages. some of them want them to build a rough ridin' parking garage onto the side of the stadium. lolz.

I guess that is one way to approach trying to keep the piece of crap from falling over.  Just attach it to "parking garages" where non-existent fans can park their non-existent cars.

Would go where the GridIron club was going to go?

yup.

but i think they're gonna slow play their pocket aces to see what we do to the east side of bsfs, so they can high-pair the crap out of us in 2034.

Or wait until they see renovations on the south EZ and then BOOM, flush on the river.

i cant remember the exact years but we added the hydrotherapy thing to vanier(north), have added the big screen to the (south) and completely opened up that walk area thing, added upper deck restrooms to the (east), then we completely tore down the old pressbox and built the ship(west), now we are tearing down the hydrotherapy thing and building an even better vanier(north), we are also adding those screens which arent even a regular direction(northwest & northeast).  perhaps they are just waiting for us to circle back(again) and then once we redo the entire (southwest & southeast) they will do something.

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, tho

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Guys, you know I'm not one to bask the U of Kansas but sometimes I think about the Anderson Family Football Complex and I get mad.  What were they thinking?  They put a light brown building at a weird angle all off to the side of the stadium.  It doesn't fit at all.  Has anyone been fired for this?

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I'm not sure if you are aware, but the KU Endowment Assoc. just received a $58M gift from Al & Lila Self, which means that KU's Far Above campaign reached it's $1.2B goal 2 years early.
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Ku should have told them to donate it to your poor football program

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I'm not sure if you are aware, but the KU Endowment Assoc. just received a $58M gift from Al & Lila Self, which means that KU's Far Above campaign reached it's $1.2B goal 2 years early.
If KU is loaded, then why can't they fix that piece of crap they call a stadium.
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I'm not sure if you are aware, but the KU Endowment Assoc. just received a $58M gift from Al & Lila Self, which means that KU's Far Above campaign reached it's $1.2B goal 2 years early.
If KU is loaded, then why can't they fix that piece of crap they call a stadium.

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so what you are saying is that private money that was ready doesn't like the biggest revenue sport?

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I'm not sure if you are aware, but the KU Endowment Assoc. just received a $58M gift from Al & Lila Self, which means that KU's Far Above campaign reached it's $1.2B goal 2 years early.
If KU is loaded, then why can't they fix that piece of crap they call a stadium.

We're busy building a more permanent palace, a palace of the mind.
Yea, I don't blame KU for not caring about football.  Chaz said it best, "...look at that pile of crap; if you can't play here you can't play anywhere.".
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Grats, Sprac.  I am happy for you guys.

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I can hear the following conversation at a big12 ad party:
Zenger (with diet Pepsi in hand): hey John, I hear you're starting some construction type thing?
Currie: Oh yeah, my phones been ringing off the hook from contractors needing answers on limestone types etc... Huge pain.
Zenger : Oh yeah, I know what you mean
Currie: Yeah?
Zenger: yeah we're building some apartments. Kind of a big deal
Currie: ooohh yeah cool. (looks around for someone else to talk to)  well good luck with that, bud (saunters off with his Johnny Walker Blue in hand)

And if you measured their penises, Currie's would be a lot bigger and also prettier.  Like less veiny and hairy.  Aristocratic?  Ayway, those sqwoks are rough ridin' gross losers! :cheers:

is vascularity bad?  Not sure what the general consensus is on that one.  Asking for a friend.
Your friend's penis is just ripped/hella swole/etc.
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