Author Topic: Getting kicked out of bars... (Read 6959 times)

Trim · « **Reply #25 on:** July 28, 2013, 01:33:41 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 27, 2013, 08:29:36 PM

They said no to me the first time I walked up to the stage, but the second time I tried they held my throat like I was George Zimmerman and pushed me out of the bar!!!' I have marks on my neck from that. Can I sue them? And are they sexist?

fanning sock outed.

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Trim · « **Reply #26 on:** July 28, 2013, 01:35:21 PM »

Pak'd happens. Getting kicked out happens. Ed and I will probably get kicked out of Hyde.

mocat · « **Reply #27 on:** July 28, 2013, 01:46:41 PM »

Tobias couldn't wait four posts to start with the sleepy mocat crap.

DQ12 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 28, 2013, 01:56:31 PM »

Quote from: Trim on July 28, 2013, 01:35:21 PM

Pak'd happens. Getting kicked out happens. Ed and I will probably get kicked out of Hyde.

yeah

pissclams · « **Reply #29 on:** July 28, 2013, 02:01:42 PM »

Quote from: lopakman on July 28, 2013, 12:27:15 PM

I got kicked out of 12th Street Pub on my 21st birthday for breaking a bar stool because they cut me off. I deserved to be kicked out, and probably to be cut off too. That's the only time I've been kicked out of a bar excluding getting kicked out for underage drinking. Damn you Lucky's and Scoreboard.

i wonder if it was me!

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #30 on:** July 28, 2013, 03:53:29 PM »

Quote from: mocat on July 28, 2013, 01:46:41 PM

Tobias couldn't wait four posts to start with the sleepy mocat crap.

Tobias was quick to start with that so he could get back to policing how people eff with his buddy lakesbison.

Tobias · « **Reply #31 on:** July 28, 2013, 03:59:55 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on July 28, 2013, 03:53:29 PM

Quote from: mocat on July 28, 2013, 01:46:41 PM
Tobias couldn't wait four posts to start with the sleepy mocat crap.

Tobias was quick to start with that so he could get back to policing how people eff with his buddy lakesbison.

that's more or less the chain of events

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #32 on:** July 28, 2013, 04:02:31 PM »

Hey pissclams, I saw you outside of Kelly's last night. I yelled "hey pissclams" but you didn't hear me. I also saw you at the leawood Oklahoma Joes, but you didn't hear me then either. I guess what I'm saying is that either you need to work on your awareness, or I need to be less embarrassed about yelling "PISSCLAMS" in public.

Trim · « **Reply #33 on:** July 28, 2013, 04:07:33 PM »

Probably just yell 'CLAMS, imo.

pissclams · « **Reply #34 on:** July 28, 2013, 04:54:03 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on July 28, 2013, 04:02:31 PM

Hey pissclams, I saw you outside of Kelly's last night. I yelled "hey pissclams" but you didn't hear me. I also saw you at the leawood Oklahoma Joes, but you didn't hear me then either. I guess what I'm saying is that either you need to work on your awareness, or I need to be less embarrassed about yelling "PISSCLAMS" in public.

hmm, i didn't hear you. go cats.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 28, 2013, 04:55:51 PM »

I've never understood people who get angry when they drink. Like, you're drinking. How can you be mad?

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #36 on:** July 28, 2013, 04:56:41 PM »

If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.

mocat · « **Reply #37 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:07:20 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on July 28, 2013, 04:55:51 PM

I've never understood people who get angry when they drink. Like, you're drinking. How can you be mad?

What about sleepy?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:09:00 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on July 28, 2013, 04:55:51 PM

I've never understood people who get angry when they drink. Like, you're drinking. How can you be mad?

Shacks · « **Reply #39 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:10:10 PM »

Roommate of mine got kicked out of Kites a few months ago. He tells us to "watch the master do his thing" and starts hitting on this girl a couple tables over (he's not BITB at picking up chicks, just had a lot of liquid courage that night). Anyways, looked like things were going well but her really fat friend kept butting in and trying to hit on my friend. None of us could wing-man for him because our girlfriends were there.

After a few minutes of the fat friend trying to cockblock/intercept my friend from his target, he lost it. "HOLY crap YOU FAT rough ridin' COW, LEAVE US ALONE. START WORKING OUT IF YOU EVER WANT ANYONE TO LOVE YOU!" All of us guys were simultaneously

and

. Our girlfriends were

and

. The bouncers were

and

. The fat girl was

and her friend was

. He was immediately kicked out and started yelling at us to kick the bouncers' asses so he could keep trying to pick up that girl. When we got back home he was sitting on the porch with a half-empty bottle of whiskey and laughing about what happened at Kites.

kim carnes · « **Reply #40 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:18:36 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 28, 2013, 04:54:03 PM

Quote from: EMAWmeister on July 28, 2013, 04:02:31 PM
Hey pissclams, I saw you outside of Kelly's last night. I yelled "hey pissclams" but you didn't hear me. I also saw you at the leawood Oklahoma Joes, but you didn't hear me then either. I guess what I'm saying is that either you need to work on your awareness, or I need to be less embarrassed about yelling "PISSCLAMS" in public.

hmm, i didn't hear you. go cats.

Kelly's eh? Interesting.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #41 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:29:37 PM »

My 21st birthday was held in Aggieville during the summer. I took my 21st shot and triumphantly smash the glass shot glass on the floor and threw my clenched fists over my head like I'd just thrown a no hitter. Then I calmly walked over the trash can and began projectile vomiting. The bartender just laughed and said "you know I have to kick out right?" "No big deal 'keep, I'm done anyway. Put my drinks on the Underhills' tab." Still don't remember what bar that was.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:44:09 PM »

Quote from: PoetWarrior on July 28, 2013, 04:56:41 PM

If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.

Maybe the poster of this post, should lighten up and learn how to have fun. It's what god wants for you.

kim carnes · « **Reply #43 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:47:15 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 28, 2013, 05:44:09 PM

Quote from: PoetWarrior on July 28, 2013, 04:56:41 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
Maybe the poster of this post, should lighten up and learn how to have fun. It's what god wants for you.

Quit lashing out at everyone you loser.

lopakman · « **Reply #44 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:47:37 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 28, 2013, 02:01:42 PM

Quote from: lopakman on July 28, 2013, 12:27:15 PM
I got kicked out of 12th Street Pub on my 21st birthday for breaking a bar stool because they cut me off. I deserved to be kicked out, and probably to be cut off too. That's the only time I've been kicked out of a bar excluding getting kicked out for underage drinking. Damn you Lucky's and Scoreboard.

i wonder if it was me!

If it was you were well within your rights.

mocat · « **Reply #45 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:54:43 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on July 28, 2013, 05:47:15 PM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 28, 2013, 05:44:09 PM
Quote from: PoetWarrior on July 28, 2013, 04:56:41 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
Maybe the poster of this post, should lighten up and learn how to have fun. It's what god wants for you.

Quit lashing out at everyone you loser.

three titans clashing here folks. the very best that goEMAW.com has to offer, on display for all to see

Headinjun · « **Reply #46 on:** July 28, 2013, 06:14:58 PM »

Quote from: Shacks on July 28, 2013, 05:10:10 PM

Roommate of mine got kicked out of Kites a few months ago. He tells us to "watch the master do his thing" and starts hitting on this girl a couple tables over (he's not BITB at picking up chicks, just had a lot of liquid courage that night). Anyways, looked like things were going well but her really fat friend kept butting in and trying to hit on my friend. None of us could wing-man for him because our girlfriends were there.

After a few minutes of the fat friend trying to cockblock/intercept my friend from his target, he lost it. "HOLY crap YOU FAT rough ridin' COW, LEAVE US ALONE. START WORKING OUT IF YOU EVER WANT ANYONE TO LOVE YOU!" All of us guys were simultaneously and . Our girlfriends were and . The bouncers were and . The fat girl was and her friend was . He was immediately kicked out and started yelling at us to kick the bouncers' asses so he could keep trying to pick up that girl. When we got back home he was sitting on the porch with a half-empty bottle of whiskey and laughing about what happened at Kites.

Woof.

I've been male genitals blocked by the fatty friend before, but I've always handled it a little more gentlemanly, like said nothing at all and just reflected on my missed no hitter on the inside.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #47 on:** July 28, 2013, 06:32:40 PM »

Quote from: mocat on July 28, 2013, 05:54:43 PM

Quote from: kim carnes on July 28, 2013, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 28, 2013, 05:44:09 PM
Quote from: PoetWarrior on July 28, 2013, 04:56:41 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
Maybe the poster of this post, should lighten up and learn how to have fun. It's what god wants for you.

Quit lashing out at everyone you loser.

three titans clashing here folks. the very best that goEMAW.com has to offer, on display for all to see

Carnes would have nothing in this world if it wasn't for his awful trolling attempts.

DQ12 · « **Reply #48 on:** July 28, 2013, 06:36:26 PM »

Quote from: PoetWarrior on July 28, 2013, 04:56:41 PM

If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.

I think people should examine their lives from time to time whether or not they get kicked out of bars.

lopakman · « **Reply #49 on:** July 28, 2013, 06:53:06 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 28, 2013, 06:36:26 PM

Quote from: PoetWarrior on July 28, 2013, 04:56:41 PM
If what the original poster explained in their post is true, of someone or anyone, that person should examine their life.
I think people should examine their lives from time to time whether or not they get kicked out of bars.

Don't ruin this thread with sound reasoning. Let's see where it goes.