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If you had a billion dollars...
« on: July 25, 2013, 02:52:59 PM »
... (or two) to give to your school's athletic department, what would you want built? All these PUD stadium threads had me thinking in the other direction.


I'd want a stadium resembling Lucas Oil Stadium


OR Lambeau Field


I realize K-State just had a new renovation, but this is far more dreamy than that.


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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2013, 02:55:56 PM »
I'd spend it all on players. you could get about 100k really good players for that. enough for many years in various sports.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2013, 02:56:14 PM »
Wat? College stadiums>Pro's
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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2013, 02:56:44 PM »
... (or two) to give to your school's athletic department, what would you want built? All these PUD stadium threads had me thinking in the other direction.


I'd want a stadium resembling Lucas Oil Stadium




I bet felix rex could fill that shed with hay bales in a day or two.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2013, 02:57:02 PM »
Bro, do you even build stadium castles?

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2013, 02:59:48 PM »
Wat? College stadiums>Pro's

Lambeau is basically a big Boone Pickens Stadium

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2013, 03:02:35 PM »
lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2013, 03:12:53 PM »
Looks like BSFS has better club seating/loge box/suite options than that POS Lambo field.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2013, 03:18:07 PM »
one time I went to lambeau field and it was full of barf because everyone who went there got instant sick and puked it up to the very top with barf because of how terrible it looks and smells

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2013, 03:18:58 PM »
eff green bay
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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PM »
lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it
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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2013, 03:26:10 PM »
one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2013, 03:27:32 PM »
I'd pay for a statue like this to be on top of Vanier with a few alterations

-Bill's head
-Holding a playbook instead of a torch
-Purple statue
-Breathes fire when the Cats take the field, every time the Cats score and after Cat victories
-Neek statue behind it doing Neek things


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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2013, 03:28:38 PM »
I'd buy every 5* player in every other recruiting class for as long as I could.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2013, 03:29:28 PM »
lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it
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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2013, 03:31:09 PM »
I'd pay for a statue like this to be on top of Vanier with a few alterations

-Bill's head
-Holding a playbook instead of a torch
-Purple statue
-Breathes fire when the Cats take the field, every time the Cats score and after Cat victories
-Neek statue behind it doing Neek things



Will there be a smaller statue right behind it of a cord flunky (or whatever there duty is nowadays)?

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2013, 03:33:11 PM »
Neek is the cord flunky, Neek things means carrying the cord

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2013, 03:34:50 PM »
Hire Nick Saban and Calipari and give them both huge cash accounts to do what has to be done.

Also, hire Mark McGwire or Barry Bonds to be a strength coach for the Boozecats

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2013, 03:39:42 PM »
I'd spend it all on chocolate milk and gummi bears.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2013, 03:41:00 PM »
I'd pay for a statue like this to be on top of Vanier with a few alterations

-Bill's head
-Holding a playbook instead of a torch
-Purple statue
-Breathes fire when the Cats take the field, every time the Cats score and after Cat victories
-Neek statue behind it doing Neek things



Will there be a smaller statue right behind it of a cord flunky (or whatever there duty is nowadays)?

I'd probably just pay for a statue of Neek to sit on a little conveyor belt that moves from 20 yard line to 20 yard line.  I want all future Neek wannabees to know that the BITB Neek is watching them at all times.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2013, 03:41:44 PM »
500 million Powerball tickets

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2013, 03:42:49 PM »
I'd build mountains north of the stadium behind the prairie grasslands. 
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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2013, 03:45:18 PM »
a moat at BSFS and then use the rest of the money to pay off everyone in the world not to say anything about it so that dlew got it as a surprise when he goes to manhattan.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2013, 03:46:10 PM »
Also, I'd add softball and soccer (men's and women's) to the roster.  I'd pay for a bad ass joint baseball/softball complex where Tointon and the softball fields are today that looked like Camden yards.  I'd add a wing to Ahearn for a KSU sports museum.  I'd give daris a party deck at "The Bill", and that SOB would have a purple waterfall coming down off of it into a pool of purple fountains.

Bramlage would have banners and the most beautiful scoreboard you ever saw.

I'd pay Brad Stevens $8 million a year to be our basketball coach.

I'm sure there's more, but I'd start there.


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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2013, 03:47:24 PM »
All pregame vignettes would be by the Old Spice guy and not Willie.