Author Topic: If you had a billion dollars... (Read 7589 times)

Havs · « **on:** July 25, 2013, 02:52:59 PM »

... (or two) to give to your school's athletic department, what would you want built? All these PUD stadium threads had me thinking in the other direction.

I'd want a stadium resembling Lucas Oil Stadium

OR Lambeau Field

I realize K-State just had a new renovation, but this is far more dreamy than that.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2013, 02:55:56 PM »

I'd spend it all on players. you could get about 100k really good players for that. enough for many years in various sports.

NDSU Lollypopkid · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2013, 02:56:14 PM »

Wat? College stadiums>Pro's

Bloodfart · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2013, 02:56:44 PM »

Quote from: Haverhill on July 25, 2013, 02:52:59 PM

... (or two) to give to your school's athletic department, what would you want built? All these PUD stadium threads had me thinking in the other direction.

I'd want a stadium resembling Lucas Oil Stadium

I bet felix rex could fill that shed with hay bales in a day or two.

yoman · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2013, 02:57:02 PM »

Bro, do you even build stadium castles?

Havs · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2013, 02:59:48 PM »

Quote from: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 25, 2013, 02:56:14 PM

Wat? College stadiums>Pro's

Lambeau is basically a big Boone Pickens Stadium

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:02:35 PM »

lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it

meow meow · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:12:53 PM »

Looks like BSFS has better club seating/loge box/suite options than that POS Lambo field.

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:18:07 PM »

one time I went to lambeau field and it was full of barf because everyone who went there got instant sick and puked it up to the very top with barf because of how terrible it looks and smells

NDSU Lollypopkid · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:18:58 PM »

eff green bay

MadCat · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 25, 2013, 03:02:35 PM

lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:26:10 PM »

one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.

Shacks · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:27:32 PM »

I'd pay for a statue like this to be on top of Vanier with a few alterations

-Bill's head
-Holding a playbook instead of a torch
-Purple statue
-Breathes fire when the Cats take the field, every time the Cats score and after Cat victories
-Neek statue behind it doing Neek things

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:28:38 PM »

I'd buy every 5* player in every other recruiting class for as long as I could.

FranklyFrankYou · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:29:28 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 25, 2013, 03:02:35 PM

lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it

This is the best post on here in some time. I think we can all learn from this./

Big Sam · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Shacks on July 25, 2013, 03:27:32 PM

I'd pay for a statue like this to be on top of Vanier with a few alterations

-Bill's head
-Holding a playbook instead of a torch
-Purple statue
-Breathes fire when the Cats take the field, every time the Cats score and after Cat victories
-Neek statue behind it doing Neek things

Will there be a smaller statue right behind it of a cord flunky (or whatever there duty is nowadays)?

Shacks · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:33:11 PM »

Neek is the cord flunky, Neek things means carrying the cord

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:34:50 PM »

Hire Nick Saban and Calipari and give them both huge cash accounts to do what has to be done.

Also, hire Mark McGwire or Barry Bonds to be a strength coach for the Boozecats

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:39:42 PM »

I'd spend it all on chocolate milk and gummi bears.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:41:00 PM »

Quote from: Big Sam on July 25, 2013, 03:31:09 PM

Quote from: Shacks on July 25, 2013, 03:27:32 PM
I'd pay for a statue like this to be on top of Vanier with a few alterations

-Bill's head
-Holding a playbook instead of a torch
-Purple statue
-Breathes fire when the Cats take the field, every time the Cats score and after Cat victories
-Neek statue behind it doing Neek things

Will there be a smaller statue right behind it of a cord flunky (or whatever there duty is nowadays)?

I'd probably just pay for a statue of Neek to sit on a little conveyor belt that moves from 20 yard line to 20 yard line. I want all future Neek wannabees to know that the BITB Neek is watching them at all times.

MadCat · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:41:44 PM »

500 million Powerball tickets

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #21 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:42:49 PM »

I'd build mountains north of the stadium behind the prairie grasslands.

'taterblast · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:45:18 PM »

a moat at BSFS and then use the rest of the money to pay off everyone in the world not to say anything about it so that dlew got it as a surprise when he goes to manhattan.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #23 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:46:10 PM »

Also, I'd add softball and soccer (men's and women's) to the roster. I'd pay for a bad ass joint baseball/softball complex where Tointon and the softball fields are today that looked like Camden yards. I'd add a wing to Ahearn for a KSU sports museum. I'd give daris a party deck at "The Bill", and that SOB would have a purple waterfall coming down off of it into a pool of purple fountains.

Bramlage would have banners and the most beautiful scoreboard you ever saw.

I'd pay Brad Stevens $8 million a year to be our basketball coach.

I'm sure there's more, but I'd start there.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #24 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:47:24 PM »

All pregame vignettes would be by the Old Spice guy and not Willie.