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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #150 on: July 25, 2013, 08:18:30 PM »
TITS UP!!!

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #151 on: July 25, 2013, 08:18:47 PM »
She was always late to INTL MKTG. What a hooker.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #152 on: July 25, 2013, 08:22:05 PM »
Junior year of high school she traveled to Pittsburgh, KS to visit friends. After a night of partying and stealing mopeds she passed out at the dorms (tits up, totally naked)

She seems alright now!

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #153 on: July 25, 2013, 11:56:27 PM »
DGell!

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Re: **ATTENTION KELLY STEWART CREEP**
« Reply #154 on: July 27, 2013, 06:19:07 AM »
Maybe that dude will come post here now.

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@PhoggyPhan: @rob_vegas A bunch of the guys would love it if you chimed in. http://t.co/16o7MGJaxc  Might be therapeutic. Sure helped DGale

@rob_vegas: @PhoggyPhan No thx. A wife cheating on you doesn't need to be discussed on your site...     

Seems like an ok guy.  Will never understand how he got so involved w that skank.

Doesn't look like he's gonna join us, tho.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #155 on: July 27, 2013, 10:15:37 AM »
Not to mention, he has no idea how relevant being cheated on is to this site. Thanks RPLS!

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #156 on: July 27, 2013, 04:22:51 PM »
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@rob_vegas: @PhoggyPhan No thx. A wife cheating on you doesn't need to be discussed on your site...     

It doesn't need to be, but it doesn't need to not be...

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #157 on: July 28, 2013, 09:22:33 AM »
Kelly & Rob are both great twitter follows right now for the passive aggressive tweets alone... 

I put the O/U on time it takes for them to reconcile at 6 weeks.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #158 on: July 28, 2013, 09:32:21 AM »
weird thread

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #159 on: July 28, 2013, 10:08:31 AM »
weird thread

Just another gE exclusive...  Please take these posts to the department of the redundancy department.



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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #160 on: July 28, 2013, 11:08:39 AM »
Sounds like the dick kick was her go to move
Very possible that Kelly's exes will no longer be able to have children. Poor guys :cry:

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #161 on: July 28, 2013, 12:47:55 PM »
Kelly & Rob are both great twitter follows right now for the passive aggressive tweets alone... 

I put the O/U on time it takes for them to reconcile at 6 weeks.

 :popcorn:

Can someone post their tweets?  I'm blocked by Kelly and this Rob guy has a protected account. 
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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #162 on: July 28, 2013, 12:53:45 PM »
Radio made me poor btw

did he mug you?




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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #163 on: July 28, 2013, 03:54:49 PM »
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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #164 on: July 29, 2013, 01:09:00 AM »
ok, so one night ('06-'07ish), some emaw and emaw-ettes were having a few at Kites. We were sitting in the middle at a table top, and I'm facing the bar... and all of the sudden I notice that there is Kelly's hoo-hoo staring me right in the face! Yep, she was bent over with her tits on the bar and she's wearing a skirt with NO panties... the beav.

I radar lock on the beav as I lean to my buddy, tap and point. The look that my bud gave was one seldom seen... a beav was just there, in the bar. It was a good 15sec of shiz eating grin, and taking the moment in.
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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #165 on: July 29, 2013, 06:18:51 AM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #167 on: December 09, 2013, 05:43:36 PM »
Some dude in Vegas is just DESTROYING our girl KiV on twitter...  @BiffTannen702

Apparently, the "professionals" in Vegas aren't taking too kindly to her new "tout" bidness.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #168 on: December 09, 2013, 10:16:20 PM »
you people are rough ridin' weird.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #169 on: December 09, 2013, 11:19:44 PM »
what do you mean by "you people"?
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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #170 on: December 09, 2013, 11:22:33 PM »
get him rick

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #171 on: December 09, 2013, 11:23:37 PM »
what do you mean by "you people"?

the people attempting to "constructively" add to this thread. i'm not attempting to white knight for her. i don't care for the majority of the GPC crowd, but this is strange.

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #172 on: December 09, 2013, 11:26:31 PM »
i'm not attempting to white knight for her.

It's "cape for her."

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #173 on: December 09, 2013, 11:38:07 PM »
i'm not attempting to white knight for her.

It's "cape for her."

i'll remember that next time I "cape up".

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Re: kelly stewart stories
« Reply #174 on: December 09, 2013, 11:50:14 PM »
Wonderful thread.
Koppe is a giant idiot bad person for sure but he's nowhere close to as big of an idiot bad person as others.To my knowledge Koppe has never bought an adult trike or talked to a dog whisperer.