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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1300 on: August 22, 2024, 10:50:19 AM »
Danger is my middle name  :gocho:

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1301 on: August 22, 2024, 10:54:34 AM »
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Son inlaw was just telling us that there is a boy named Danger in sons class, and Danger's brother's name is Caution.


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Like that's dumb, but it feels a least a little more fun that a crap ton of x's, y'z, z's, and purposeful misspellings
Naming your child "caution" should be a crime.

Same for Knoxleigh. Or Brayden, Kayden, Ayden, Daxon, Saxsin et al. It's all awful and those people shouldn't be allowed to have kids. But here we are. Caution at least makes me laugh rather than roll my eyes.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1302 on: August 22, 2024, 11:37:46 AM »
Still :ohno: my kids names are going to show up here one day.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1303 on: August 22, 2024, 12:38:57 PM »
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Son inlaw was just telling us that there is a boy named Danger in sons class, and Danger's brother's name is Caution.


Family text from sister inlaw today during back to school discussions.


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Like that's dumb, but it feels a least a little more fun that a crap ton of x's, y'z, z's, and purposeful misspellings
Naming your child "caution" should be a crime.

Same for Knoxleigh. Or Brayden, Kayden, Ayden, Daxon, Saxsin et al. It's all awful and those people shouldn't be allowed to have kids. But here we are. Caution at least makes me laugh rather than roll my eyes.

Have we confirmed spelling yet though? What if its Kaoushon?

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1304 on: August 22, 2024, 01:28:30 PM »
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Son inlaw was just telling us that there is a boy named Danger in sons class, and Danger's brother's name is Caution.


Family text from sister inlaw today during back to school discussions.


Tom

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Like that's dumb, but it feels a least a little more fun that a crap ton of x's, y'z, z's, and purposeful misspellings
Naming your child "caution" should be a crime.

Same for Knoxleigh. Or Brayden, Kayden, Ayden, Daxon, Saxsin et al. It's all awful and those people shouldn't be allowed to have kids. But here we are. Caution at least makes me laugh rather than roll my eyes.

Have we confirmed spelling yet though? What if its Kaoushon?

Wackycat Kayos level name then. Would laugh and roll eyes
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1305 on: August 23, 2024, 10:00:50 PM »
GF's cousin has some wild ones.
Khoviley Mcjaimz. Rhettlyn Swaizey. Boevie Whitten. Kailor Noah. Paiyzen Sevvy-Steele.
I didn't even know a middle name could be hyphenated.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1306 on: August 25, 2024, 08:40:47 AM »
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Son inlaw was just telling us that there is a boy named Danger in sons class, and Danger's brother's name is Caution.


Family text from sister inlaw today during back to school discussions.


Tom

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Like that's dumb, but it feels a least a little more fun that a crap ton of x's, y'z, z's, and purposeful misspellings
Naming your child "caution" should be a crime.

Same for Knoxleigh. Or Brayden, Kayden, Ayden, Daxon, Saxsin et al. It's all awful and those people shouldn't be allowed to have kids. But here we are. Caution at least makes me laugh rather than roll my eyes.

Have we confirmed spelling yet though? What if its Kaoushon?

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1307 on: August 25, 2024, 12:38:21 PM »
Soapeigh


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1308 on: August 25, 2024, 12:59:03 PM »
Soapeigh

This is too far. I don’t believe you.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1309 on: August 27, 2024, 09:25:54 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1310 on: August 28, 2024, 08:01:43 AM »

amazing. most families with this many kids name them after minor characters from the Old Testament.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1311 on: August 28, 2024, 08:15:28 AM »
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1312 on: August 28, 2024, 08:21:49 AM »

amazing. most families with this many kids name them after minor characters from the Old Testament.

What are the stars for?   :sdeek:

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1313 on: August 28, 2024, 08:29:31 AM »

amazing. most families with this many kids name them after minor characters from the Old Testament.

What are the stars for?   :sdeek:

I don’t know, but this triggered me to remember a name in my wife’s extended family.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1314 on: August 28, 2024, 11:37:05 AM »
Log'hann and Brenn'ley are clearly the only 2 kids worth a crap in that van.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1315 on: September 14, 2024, 07:47:14 PM »
Combing thru the 2024 KS HS football preview mag right now. Found a Tracer and a Keegun on the same roster.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1316 on: September 15, 2024, 12:55:16 PM »
paisleigh


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1317 on: September 19, 2024, 08:37:30 AM »
Karsyn


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1318 on: September 19, 2024, 11:13:57 AM »
Twins Karsyn & Kaislyee
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1319 on: September 19, 2024, 12:11:23 PM »


Cousin group one - Max, Grace, Eliana, Marshall, Josephine, Madeline, Mason, Brielle, Lucy, Joseph

Cousin group two - Kenleigh, Mackenzie, Braylee, Kaden, Jaylynn, Kaison, Elena, Paxton, Calie, Bellamy



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« Reply #1320 on: September 19, 2024, 01:05:56 PM »


Cousin group one - Max, Grace, Eliana, Marshall, Josephine, Madeline, Mason, Brielle, Lucy, Joseph

Cousin group two - Kenleigh, Mackenzie, Braylee, Kaden, Jaylynn, Kaison, Elena, Paxton, Calie, Bellamy

I’m curious what side of the family you are closer to.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1321 on: September 19, 2024, 04:08:11 PM »
Dakoda is in forever in spell check hell
Yeah i think that won the prize for me.  Dakoda. 

Any time I think of the name "Dakota" (or Dakoda, as it were), I think of this post Daris made 14 years ago:

townie #7- hey emily how are you?
townie #11- not great. jimmy deployed in november and the boys are really rebelling without him to put them in line.
townie #7- oh. that sucks. i remember what it was like when dakota deployed. it was tough.
townie #9- you know what cheer the boys up?
townie #11- no. what april?
townie #9- tickets to da cats. fear the beard.
townie #11 great idea. i'll go get one of those new holiday paks right before i head into work.
townie #7- i didn't know you had a job.
townie #11- oh hell yeah. once jimmy deployed i had to get out of the house every once in a while. just started out at bobby t's on monday. i'm loving it. i'm still engorged from the latest pregnancy and it really is showing in the tips i'm collecting.
townie #7- that's great em. go cats
townie #11- fear the beard.
townie #9- yeah. fear the beard and eff obama and the terrorists.
townies #11 and #7- eff yeah. cheers to that.
townie #9- can i bum a smoke from someone?

I absolutely think of that post and smile and then get sad about Bobby T's. Next time you are in town I want to take you to Bottlecaps (the artist formerly known as Bowinkles, CatTracks, and Gameday). It has a slice of the west side townie flavors, but is no replacement.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1322 on: September 19, 2024, 04:31:40 PM »
Is Bobby T's no longer there?  Spent many a Sunday in there playing shuffleboard.

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« Reply #1323 on: September 19, 2024, 05:02:00 PM »
Is Bobby T's no longer there?  Spent many a Sunday in there playing shuffleboard.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1324 on: September 19, 2024, 07:37:14 PM »
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