Okay guys I'm going to shut the thread down with this one, it's so bad I thought about posting a picture of the registration form, but I won't.
You ready...
It's really bad...
I can't believe someone named their daughter...
No bullshit...
ClitoriI wish I were bullshitting
She's a very cute, sweet girl as well. Thankfully she goes by Tori, but when she writes her name she writes it completely out, totally unsuspecting, for now.