'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes

[timhawk]

do u understand how it works now?

Sure, I'd like to bet K-State -1000 and I'll risk $100 to win $100. So you have the other side, right?

if you bet $100 on that you will only win $10

[MadCat]

How does bankroll translate to farm?  I don't think I can bet 10% of a farm. 

[Vitojr130]

these guys were freshman at Kansas and still won,  they are seniors now.

So they should be able to score at least 24 points, no?

Implying we are 4 times better than we were against KU (I would say this statement is about accurate).

...or are you implying KSU's defense will be 4 times worse than KU's? I mean, you only have 2 returning starters on defense, so this might not be entirely out of the ballpark 

[Bqqkie Pimp]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

[timhawk]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

[Bqqkie Pimp]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

5-7 team parlays 

dumbass

[Rock Lobster]

Hey Tim, wikipedia.org tells me that if I hit a 10 team parlay ATS my payout is 700-1. Does this mean that I win 700 times the amount of my bet? If I hit 9 out of 10 do I get paid something like 200-1? How many teams in a parlay do I have to hit to win $1,000,000?

[timhawk]

Hey Tim, wikipedia.org tells me that if I hit a 10 team parlay ATS my payout is 700-1. Does this mean that I win 700 times the amount of my bet? If I hit 9 out of 10 do I get paid something like 200-1? How many teams in a parlay do I have to hit to win $1,000,000?

in a parlay every team has to win or the bet is no good

[timhawk]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

[Frankenklein]

 

[timhawk]

5-7 team parlays 

dumbass

has always worked for me

[Bqqkie Pimp]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

[timhawk]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

[timhawk]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks. 

[timhawk]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.

[Rock Lobster]

Hey Tim, wikipedia.org tells me that if I hit a 10 team parlay ATS my payout is 700-1. Does this mean that I win 700 times the amount of my bet? If I hit 9 out of 10 do I get paid something like 200-1? How many teams in a parlay do I have to hit to win $1,000,000?

in a parlay every team has to win or the bet is no good

HOW DO I WIN A MILLION?!?!

[timhawk]

Hey Tim, wikipedia.org tells me that if I hit a 10 team parlay ATS my payout is 700-1. Does this mean that I win 700 times the amount of my bet? If I hit 9 out of 10 do I get paid something like 200-1? How many teams in a parlay do I have to hit to win $1,000,000?

in a parlay every team has to win or the bet is no good

HOW DO I WIN A MILLION?!?!

bet big

[Demo158]

"well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method."
Psshh, I come outta football season with at least 10k in gambling profits...

[Bqqkie Pimp]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.

You're a rough ridin' liar.

 

[timhawk]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.

You're a rough ridin' liar.

 

it would be soooo easy to show a report of my payouts the last 3 years but I don't want to make u look bad in front of all your buddies.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.

You're a rough ridin' liar.

 

it would be soooo easy to show a report of my payouts the last 3 years but I don't want to make u look bad in front of all your buddies.

Feel free...  Include all the deposits as well. 

Ain't nobody consistently beating a book outta almost 10 dimes annually that is stupid enough to be playing 5-7T parlays.