Author Topic: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes (Read 21256 times)

timhawk · « **Reply #100 on:** July 26, 2013, 10:46:25 PM »

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now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record... For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that. Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.

You're a rough ridin' liar.

it would be soooo easy to show a report of my payouts the last 3 years but I don't want to make u look bad in front of all your buddies.

Feel free... Include all the deposits as well.

Ain't nobody consistently beating a book outta almost 10 dimes annually that is stupid enough to be playing 5-7T parlays.

why is it so hard for you to understand it's not that hard? 5-7 team parlays betting strictly the money line is pretty damn easy. I usually deposit $500 at start of season and have no trouble turning that into 4k in 3 weeks

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #101 on:** July 26, 2013, 10:50:18 PM »

Post your plays and prove us wrong

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #102 on:** July 26, 2013, 11:00:59 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 26, 2013, 10:50:18 PM

Post your plays and prove us wrong

Exactly.

Anybody that can consistently get an 800% ROI in 3 wks by picking winners should be retired by now. Seems pretty stupid to me to just start with a nickel at that rate.

CNS · « **Reply #103 on:** July 26, 2013, 11:07:35 PM »

I really hope this turns into something.

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timhawk · « **Reply #104 on:** July 26, 2013, 11:09:03 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 26, 2013, 10:50:18 PM

Post your plays and prove us wrong

ok I will, when the season starts I'll post my plays. no I don't win every bet I place but you'll see. once you see that it works I'll start charging you a fee for my picks.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #105 on:** July 26, 2013, 11:57:35 PM »

Everyone shut up.

MadCat · « **Reply #106 on:** July 27, 2013, 12:51:51 AM »

I don't want to pay!

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #107 on:** July 28, 2013, 05:11:40 PM »

Quote from: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 25, 2013, 06:31:59 PM

Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team

I'm beginning to believe that for having 34k+ posts at the shag and another 7,200+ at bisonville that you don't even have a rough ridin' job, MNLonghorn10...

lakesbison · « **Reply #108 on:** July 29, 2013, 02:28:34 PM »

haha bookie with points!

American Standard · « **Reply #109 on:** July 30, 2013, 03:55:33 PM »

Obviously, not many TV sets in ND because they clearly didn't see the destruction KSU rained down on UNT last year and UNT is FBS. That was massive. At what point did you elites let off the gas in that game? I am going to venture to say you were in such control that it was as early as the 2 minutes remaining mark in the 4th. Back away NDSU. Just back away.

MadCat · « **Reply #110 on:** July 30, 2013, 04:40:48 PM »

The toilet is wise. Listen. Learn.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #111 on:** July 30, 2013, 04:52:37 PM »

Quote from: American Standard on July 30, 2013, 03:55:33 PM

Obviously, not many TV sets in ND because they clearly didn't see the destruction KSU rained down on UNT last year and UNT is FBS. That was massive. At what point did you elites let off the gas in that game? I am going to venture to say you were in such control that it was as early as the 2 minutes remaining mark in the 4th. Back away NDSU. Just back away.

Too much Makers, toilet boy?

The UNT game was sandwiched between our destruction of Da U and Oklahoma. Anybody that's ever watched more than a handful of games knew our kiddos would be disinterested that week and go through the motions for an easy win. (pro-tip: we led 35-13 w under 3 min to play)

lakesbison · « **Reply #112 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:26:47 AM »

Talked to some Sports Betting Pimps in vegas, NDSU @ KSU odds will come out day before and is expected to be at -15 KSU.

I already hit this -17 for NDSU to cover on 5 dimes. Im hoping there is a WIN LINE on the game of NDSU +500 cuz I will hit that HARD!

Tobias · « **Reply #113 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:30:54 AM »

well well, looks like we have our very own bookie pimp del norte

timhawk · « **Reply #114 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:38:02 AM »

Quote from: lakesbison on August 06, 2013, 11:26:47 AM

Talked to some Sports Betting Pimps in vegas, NDSU @ KSU odds will come out day before and is expected to be at -15 KSU.

I already hit this -17 for NDSU to cover on 5 dimes. Im hoping there is a WIN LINE on the game of NDSU +500 cuz I will hit that HARD!

how hard are you going to hit it?

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #115 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:43:17 AM »

Quote from: lakesbison on August 06, 2013, 11:26:47 AM

Talked to some Sports Betting Pimps in vegas, NDSU @ KSU odds will come out day before and is expected to be at -15 KSU.

I already hit this -17 for NDSU to cover on 5 dimes. Im hoping there is a WIN LINE on the game of NDSU +500 cuz I will hit that HARD!

Win line... Perhaps you can help us all understand why the "win line" is abbreviated as "ML" at all sportsbooks and on phone apps?

timhawk · « **Reply #116 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:45:20 AM »

lakesbison is going to be in the hole right off the bat

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #117 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:49:58 AM »

Obviously you won't be held to this this early, timhawk, but who are you looking at for your week 1 7 team parlay?

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #118 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:50:39 AM »

Quote from: timhawk on August 06, 2013, 11:45:20 AM

lakesbison is going to be in the hole right off the bat

He should really just play a bunch of 5T & 7T parlays for his best chance at a profit, huh Timmy?

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #119 on:** August 06, 2013, 01:04:57 PM »

Quote from: timhawk on August 06, 2013, 11:38:02 AM

Quote from: lakesbison on August 06, 2013, 11:26:47 AM
Talked to some Sports Betting Pimps in vegas, NDSU @ KSU odds will come out day before and is expected to be at -15 KSU.

I already hit this -17 for NDSU to cover on 5 dimes. Im hoping there is a WIN LINE on the game of NDSU +500 cuz I will hit that HARD!

how hard are you going to hit it?

GIVE ME NDSU -17 AND THE WIN LINE, PLEASE!!!!

timhawk · « **Reply #120 on:** August 06, 2013, 02:53:11 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on August 06, 2013, 11:50:39 AM

Quote from: timhawk on August 06, 2013, 11:45:20 AM
lakesbison is going to be in the hole right off the bat

He should really just play a bunch of 5T & 7T parlays for his best chance at a profit, huh Timmy?

like I said I'll post my picks and you'll all be jealous

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #121 on:** August 06, 2013, 03:15:23 PM »

Can't wait to increase my 5dimes account 10x over, thanks Tim!

lakesbison · « **Reply #122 on:** August 06, 2013, 06:32:38 PM »

:dance:Tim you poor thing 7 team parlays? Haha. I'm gonna splash $500 on a NDSU +500 win for $2500

timhawk · « **Reply #123 on:** August 06, 2013, 06:44:04 PM »

Quote from: lakesbison on August 06, 2013, 06:32:38 PM

:dance:Tim you poor thing 7 team parlays? Haha. I'm gonna splash $500 on a NDSU +500 win for $2500

you might as well just give that $500 to a homeless crack head.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #124 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:21:33 PM »

http://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/football/2013/07/cfb-wagering-week-1