'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team

[manpow5]

Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college high school  team

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team

I actually had a pretty neutral view of your bush league little outfit up until this summer, however your fans have proven to be a poor man's version of the 90's nebraska bandwagoners and watching your team and fans get a big slice of humble pie on Aug 30 will be most satisfying.

[lakesbison]

oh grow up, if you cant take a lil smack from a FCS team then I feel sorry for you.

NDSU will give you all that you can handle, you can respect us after the game.

-17.5 is EASY MONEY on NDSU

[ELL3]

we are supposed to be nervous against a team that scored sicks points versus Turner Gill?

[lakesbison]

these guys were freshman at Kansas and still won,  they are seniors now.

[Pett]

oh grow up, if you cant take a lil smack from a FCS team then I feel sorry for you.

NDSU will give you all that you can handle, you can respect us after the game.

-17.5 is EASY MONEY on NDSU

We can always take smack from an FCSer. Don't worry, we like you guys

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team

I actually had a pretty neutral view of your bush league little outfit up until this summer, however your fans have proven to be a poor man's version of the 90's nebraska bandwagoners and watching your team and fans get a big slice of humble pie on Aug 30 will be most satisfying.

Tell everybody the fictional story about your trip to the FCS championship and how every ND chick is fat and ugly.


I liked that one

[lakesbison]

yea, no crap.  Bookie Pimp has been exposed.

[EMAWmeister]

these guys were freshman at Kansas and still won,  they are seniors now.

So they should be able to score at least 24 points, no?

[Norma Stitz]

We won't cover that.  Not in our opening game.  Even with a 51-9 win over powerhouse Eastern Kentucky, since snyder's return I think the avg MOV in the first game is about 14.  And really last year was a 3 point game mid 3rd qtr.  Will be a close game.

Seriously?!?!  We are playing a team that couldn't even win a state championship in Texas HS football. 

 

...............JFC dude.?.......c'mon.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team

I actually had a pretty neutral view of your bush league little outfit up until this summer, however your fans have proven to be a poor man's version of the 90's nebraska bandwagoners and watching your team and fans get a big slice of humble pie on Aug 30 will be most satisfying.

Tell everybody the fictional story about your trip to the FCS championship and how every ND chick is fat and ugly.


I liked that one

What's fictional about it?  I live exactly 5.3 miles from the FC Dallas Stadium... Most (85-90%) of the NDSU backers were a bit "portly", especially by Texas standards.  Makes sense, though.  It's rough ridin' cold up there and you have only about 3-4 months of "bikini season".  Gotta stay warm!!

yea, no crap.  Bookie Pimp has been exposed.

You've exposed nothing but your ignorance, Sam.  I have likely forgotten more about football and how to handicap contests than you'll ever know...

Why have none of you said anything about how porous your defense is against the run?  The Tampa 2 is NOT designed to be strong against a team that's good at running between the tackles.  Trust us, we know.  Ronnie Princess tried that crap here for a while...

The mighty Bison defense gave up 5.1 yds/rush vs Wofford and 4.9 yds/rush vs Ga Southern and NEITHER of those teams can hold a candle to our rushing attack.  This is a mismatch of epic proportions and your bravado leads me to believe that you realize that deep down.

You claim the line should be 8-10, yet the books offering it have it hung at 17.5...  If if sounds WAY too good to be true, then the suckers get sucked in and hand over their cash.  Live and learn.

 

[lakesbison]

Ill buy you a beer with the tens of thousands i win on this spread dude.

[timhawk]

Ill buy you a beer with the tens of thousands i win on this spread dude.

i'm assuming the line will be -110 for the spread, so in order to win "tens of thousands of dollars" you do know you will have to bet $11,000 to win $10,000.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Ill buy you a beer with the tens of thousands i win on this spread dude.

i'm assuming the line will be -110 for the spread, so in order to win "tens of thousands of dollars" you do know you will have to bet $11,000 to win $10,000.

What if it's +17.5 -107.....then how much will he have to risk to win $10,000?

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Ill buy you a beer with the tens of thousands i win on this spread dude.

i'm assuming the line will be -110 for the spread, so in order to win "tens of thousands of dollars" you do know you will have to bet $11,000 to win $10,000.

You'd be wrong... vig on FCS/FBS matchups is -120.

Plus, low level ad sales reps for small FOX TV affiliates in Fargo, ND don't make enough cash skrilla to make wagers that size anyway.   

Carry on.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

TIM, WHAT IF I TAKE THE CATS -16.5 -135, HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO RISK TO WIN $10,000!? TIA

[timhawk]

TIM, WHAT IF I TAKE THE CATS -16.5 -135, HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO RISK TO WIN $10,000!? TIA

$13,500

[Bqqkie Pimp]

TIM, WHAT IF I TAKE THE CATS -16.5 -135, HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO RISK TO WIN $10,000!? TIA

$13,500

[timhawk]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU you would win $70,000

You lost me at -1000. The spread is -17.5

[timhawk]

now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU you would win $70,000

You lost me at -1000. The spread is -17.5

yes the KSU point spread is -17.5, but if you pick KSU just to win, either by 1 pt or 48pts the odds would be -1000. that is the safer bet, but you have to bet alot more to win any significant amount.

[timhawk]

do u understand how it works now?

[EMAWican]

So wait, what about betting physical goods (i.e., the farm), tim? How would that work?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

do u understand how it works now?

Sure, I'd like to bet K-State -1000 and I'll risk $100 to win $100. So you have the other side, right?