Author Topic: Support thread: growing your hair out (Read 25863 times)

bones129 · « **Reply #100 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:22:38 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on August 06, 2013, 11:21:20 PM

Quote from: Tobias on August 06, 2013, 11:10:35 PM
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I'm off of growing out my hair and on to growing out my beard.

Sorry Emo, you're swimming these waters alone.

how do you respond to public shaming and ridicule?

Same way we respond to everything around here. Binge drinking.

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #101 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:24:11 PM »

2-3 inches isn't very long yet. Let it go and play jazz (people will read again!) for the next 4 months. At this point begin having the dead ends trimmed every six weeks. Roughly 6 months after this begin tanning and learn to throw a bronze long spear. Not much can stop you at this point.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #102 on:** August 07, 2013, 09:01:50 AM »

Quote from: PandaXpanda on August 06, 2013, 11:24:11 PM

2-3 inches isn't very long yet. Let it go and play jazz (people will read again!) for the next 4 months. At this point begin having the dead ends trimmed every six weeks. Roughly 6 months after this begin tanning and learn to throw a bronze long spear. Not much can stop you at this point.

Inspirational!

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #103 on:** August 07, 2013, 10:00:36 AM »

If your goal is getting your hair to be as long as possible as quick as possible, then cutting your hair would be counter-productive. Have you considered just getting a glorious wig, emo? You could just get a color and style that matches where you want to end up and then just tie your hair up under the wig until you have the required length.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #104 on:** August 07, 2013, 10:11:08 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 07, 2013, 10:00:36 AM

If your goal is getting your hair to be as long as possible as quick as possible, then cutting your hair would be counter-productive. Have you considered just getting a glorious wig, emo? You could just get a color and style that matches where you want to end up and then just tie your hair up under the wig until you have the required length.

He probably already has a couple merkins that he could stitch together.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #105 on:** August 07, 2013, 10:11:54 AM »

my hair is really thick.. think ben affleck in argo, this makes growing it out difficult/impossible. probably need them to use the thinning shears or something

JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross · « **Reply #106 on:** August 07, 2013, 02:19:34 PM »

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nicname · « **Reply #107 on:** August 07, 2013, 03:09:56 PM »

Trim Nowitzki and Winters should probably chime in on this thread with some advice.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #108 on:** August 19, 2013, 12:36:44 PM »

I found what I'm going for (at least in the mid term)!

mocat · « **Reply #109 on:** August 19, 2013, 12:37:40 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 19, 2013, 12:36:44 PM

I found what I'm going for (at least in the mid term)!

that's not growing your hair out; that's just regular hair

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #110 on:** August 19, 2013, 12:38:59 PM »

Like I said, that's mid term. Pretty much started with Army grunt buzz huah!

Trim · « **Reply #111 on:** August 19, 2013, 12:40:52 PM »

Quote from: nicname on August 07, 2013, 03:09:56 PM

Trim Nowitzki and Winters should probably chime in on this thread with some advice.

My WOF passport photo is amazing.

Winters · « **Reply #112 on:** August 19, 2013, 12:46:28 PM »

Quote from: nicname on August 07, 2013, 03:09:56 PM

Trim Nowitzki and Winters should probably chime in on this thread with some advice.

nicname · « **Reply #113 on:** August 19, 2013, 09:31:48 PM »

Quote from: Winters on August 19, 2013, 12:46:28 PM

Quote from: nicname on August 07, 2013, 03:09:56 PM
Trim Nowitzki and Winters should probably chime in on this thread with some advice.

Breathtaking. I can only imagine what it must be like to walk a mile in your shoes.

Trim · « **Reply #114 on:** August 20, 2013, 10:29:09 AM »

Quote from: nicname on August 07, 2013, 03:09:56 PM

Trim Nowitzki and Winters should probably chime in on this thread with some advice.

I've got one of your Hogan bandana/long hair things at my house. You left it in my jeep at fattyfest.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #115 on:** August 20, 2013, 10:31:59 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 19, 2013, 12:36:44 PM

I found what I'm going for (at least in the mid term)!

Forget the hair and focus on trying to look more like Eric Bana in the face. What a stud.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #116 on:** August 20, 2013, 10:38:04 AM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on August 20, 2013, 10:31:59 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 19, 2013, 12:36:44 PM
I found what I'm going for (at least in the mid term)!

Forget the hair and focus on trying to look more like Eric Bana in the face. What a stud.

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See you're thinking. Don't. 'Cause Sergeant, you can't control who gets hit or who doesn't or who falls out of a chopper or why. It ain't up to you. It's just war.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #117 on:** August 20, 2013, 11:02:12 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 20, 2013, 10:38:04 AM

Quote from: Mr Bread on August 20, 2013, 10:31:59 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 19, 2013, 12:36:44 PM
I found what I'm going for (at least in the mid term)!

Forget the hair and focus on trying to look more like Eric Bana in the face. What a stud.

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See you're thinking. Don't. 'Cause Sergeant, you can't control who gets hit or who doesn't or who falls out of a chopper or why. It ain't up to you. It's just war.

Seriously, what a treasure. Thanks Australia, sincerely.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #118 on:** August 20, 2013, 02:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on August 20, 2013, 11:02:12 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 20, 2013, 10:38:04 AM
Quote from: Mr Bread on August 20, 2013, 10:31:59 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 19, 2013, 12:36:44 PM
I found what I'm going for (at least in the mid term)!

Forget the hair and focus on trying to look more like Eric Bana in the face. What a stud.

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See you're thinking. Don't. 'Cause Sergeant, you can't control who gets hit or who doesn't or who falls out of a chopper or why. It ain't up to you. It's just war.

Seriously, what a treasure. Thanks Australia, sincerely.

Dead on Mr. Bread. Bana in Munich was cash money.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #119 on:** August 20, 2013, 03:20:08 PM »

Hey fuq u blump Emo posted the pic!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #120 on:** September 23, 2013, 09:29:37 AM »

People from my past have begun to not recognize me. Also getting a lot of "you look older" comments, which is fine because I look 18 normally.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #121 on:** September 23, 2013, 10:13:51 AM »

Had a checkup with the barber last weekend. He said I'm about three weeks out from my goal...

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #122 on:** September 23, 2013, 01:11:03 PM »

It's been a couple of months since my last trip to the barber. I'm very close to caving.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #123 on:** September 23, 2013, 01:42:48 PM »

JUne 11 is my last haircut. Keep it up Metalhead!

slucat · « **Reply #124 on:** September 24, 2013, 10:43:27 AM »

I'm growing mine out too, hate it, so long and tangle-y. Soon I'll get it chopped off and donate it and start over. This will be the third donation #fanningbrag