Author Topic: Who would be the funniest country to go to war with? (Read 5928 times)

bones129 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 08, 2013, 09:53:45 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 08, 2013, 09:50:34 PM

Switzerland

We have a winner.

Boom Roasted · « **Reply #26 on:** July 09, 2013, 08:41:06 AM »

Japan- "We've Nuked you before, dont think it can't happen again. Plus you already have lots of radiation problems from a big wave"

Cuba- They are so small and have really old cars.

AppleJack · « **Reply #27 on:** July 09, 2013, 08:50:37 AM »

I'm thinking we need a warmup country first, maybe like New Zealand. Just go over there and spray liquid death - really hone our craft before we move on to Italy/Canada. I don't know, I'm just spitballing here.

Pete · « **Reply #28 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:04:39 AM »

We need a country who will not mount a gorilla resistance after we occupy it. Which country would just completely roll over?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #29 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:07:12 AM »

Quote from: Pete on July 09, 2013, 10:04:39 AM

We need a country who will not mount a gorilla resistance after we occupy it. Which country would just completely roll over?

Denmark

Tobias · « **Reply #30 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:08:09 AM »

Quote from: Pete on July 09, 2013, 10:04:39 AM

We need a country who will not mount a gorilla resistance after we occupy it. Which country would just completely roll over?

avoid the congo, rwanda, uganda, etc and we should be fine?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #31 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:11:05 AM »

Louisiana secedes from the union and fights a civil war all on their own.

DeVere Kalmar · « **Reply #32 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:14:04 AM »

Cuba. Cuba. Cuba!

Pete · « **Reply #33 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:32:59 AM »

I bet Vatican City would be easy. Send the Swiss guard to Guantanamo, and the papists fold fast.

Then, pilfer those gold encrusted buildings and use the proceeds to PAY DOWN THE DEFICIT!!

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #34 on:** July 09, 2013, 10:39:35 AM »

Quote from: Pete on July 09, 2013, 10:32:59 AM

I bet Vatican City would be easy. Send the Swiss guard to Guantanamo, and the papists fold fast.

Then, pilfer those gold encrusted buildings and use the proceeds to PAY DOWN THE DEFICIT!!

The islamers would pay a lot for St. Peter's to become the new Hagia Sophia.

puniraptor · « **Reply #35 on:** December 23, 2013, 08:09:02 AM »

Quote from: Rams on July 08, 2013, 04:52:57 PM

obv iceland is the only correct answer here

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/icelands-hidden-elves-delay-road-projects

steve dave · « **Reply #36 on:** December 23, 2013, 08:22:27 AM »

all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #37 on:** December 23, 2013, 08:32:44 AM »

hey guys here's a thought...how about we all just get along.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #38 on:** December 23, 2013, 08:35:26 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on December 23, 2013, 08:22:27 AM

all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.

We whipped Iraq's ass, steve dave.

AppleJack · « **Reply #39 on:** December 23, 2013, 08:48:32 AM »

I think I changed my mind. I'd like a Russia/China combo war. One if by land, two if by sea kinda crap. KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

scottwildcat · « **Reply #40 on:** December 23, 2013, 08:54:40 AM »

Quote from: Three Bones Jebediah on December 23, 2013, 08:48:32 AM

I think I changed my mind. I'd like a Russia/China combo war. One if by land, two if by sea kinda crap. KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Brock Landers · « **Reply #41 on:** December 23, 2013, 08:55:23 AM »

Quote from: Three Bones Jebediah on December 23, 2013, 08:48:32 AM

I think I changed my mind. I'd like a Russia/China combo war. One if by land, two if by sea kinda crap. KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

This. Go big or go home. But not until the Winter Olympics are over.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #42 on:** December 23, 2013, 09:23:45 AM »

We should just pick whoever we owe the most money too and completely level them. Then send an email to the new country we owe the most money to with a big

on it. Then tell them we will give them 24 hours to graciously "call it good on the $$". Repeat this until we are in the black. We have the weaponry and technology to be the great evil empire everyone accuses us of being. Let's do this crap.

Tobias · « **Reply #43 on:** December 23, 2013, 09:28:08 AM »

we should let brock landers and bookie pimp decide whose ass they want to war to death. they've earned this.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #44 on:** December 23, 2013, 09:29:44 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 08, 2013, 05:27:04 PM

i second italy. let's close and call to vote or whatever.

I vote Italy as well. Notorious puds

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #45 on:** December 23, 2013, 09:35:00 AM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on December 23, 2013, 09:23:45 AM

We should just pick whoever we owe the most money too and completely level them. Then send an email to the new country we owe the most money to with a big on it. Then tell them we will give them 24 hours to graciously "call it good on the $$". Repeat this until we are in the black. We have the weaponry and technology to be the great evil empire everyone accuses us of being. Let's do this crap.

Why on earth would we want to just destroy our credit rating with the rest of the world? We need that debt.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #46 on:** December 23, 2013, 09:46:26 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on December 23, 2013, 08:22:27 AM

all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.

We could drone out the jungle countries now.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #47 on:** December 23, 2013, 09:50:45 AM »

has to be with a country that speaks english that way we could just troll the crap out of them..
how awesome would a war bbs be?
I'd make a fake countdown clock like we are going to bomb there ass at that exact second

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #48 on:** December 23, 2013, 09:51:59 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on December 23, 2013, 09:50:45 AM

has to be with a country that speaks english that way we could just troll the crap out of them..
how awesome would a war bbs be?
I'd make a fake countdown clock like we are going to bomb there ass at that exact second

That is a really great point. bbs'ing during a war would be great

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #49 on:** December 23, 2013, 09:52:06 AM »

Ireland.