Author Topic: Who would be the funniest country to go to war with? (Read 5924 times)

AppleJack · « **on:** July 08, 2013, 04:47:00 PM »

I think China would be pretty funny but if I'm being honest with myself I'd say Italy. OMG could you imagine

Just real sneaky like, for no reason at all, BOOM!

Anyways hope everyone is having a good day.

puniraptor · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:49:58 PM »

AJ4PREZ

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:50:20 PM »

there are way too many china-men. get real, applejack. plus i am 98% sure that they all know karate over there.

italy? please. those guys invented all kinds of great food and talk funny. we'd smoke them.

Rams · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:52:57 PM »

obv iceland is the only correct answer here

puniraptor · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:53:39 PM »

Bolivia.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2013, 04:57:08 PM »

England, it was already funny 237 years ago, would be funny again.

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When the war began, the 13 colonies lacked a professional army or navy. Each colony sponsored local militia. Militiamen were lightly armed, had little training, and usually did not have uniforms. Their units served for only a few weeks or months at a time, were reluctant to travel far from home and thus were unavailable for extended operations, and lacked the training and discipline of soldiers with more experience.

We basically just winged it, and still dominated.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2013, 05:07:57 PM »

poland

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2013, 05:10:08 PM »

France, of course.

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2013, 05:12:28 PM »

Rhode Island.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2013, 05:13:08 PM »

War isn't funny, dorks.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2013, 05:15:08 PM »

I'd imagine we could use a foothold in Europe. Would go with Monaco. It is pretty much the highlights of France.

hemmy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2013, 05:18:43 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on July 08, 2013, 05:17:47 PM

Elite BBQ pak if you head through the Rockies.

Also, I plan on smoking a few pounds of Pork Belly. Forgot to take pictures of last week's pork butt. Will not make that mistake this time.

Goodness. What a battle plan.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2013, 05:27:04 PM »

i second italy. let's close and call to vote or whatever.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2013, 05:32:00 PM »

Welp, just wait till these countries get ahold of this thread. Prez Obama will have to send out a tweet claiming gE does not represent any of the nations thoughts and we're happy to have them on earth.

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:24:29 PM »

As a neocon, I've thought about this subject a lot. Can we include the UN? If so, that's the obvious first answer. Netherlands would be neat because we could demolish the dikes and flood half of their minuscule country Katrina style, just like Bush did to the poors in New Orleans. Otherwise, probably any country that goose steps, cause I'd like to see how that translates to modern warfare.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:43:16 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 08, 2013, 05:27:04 PM

i second italy. let's close and call to vote or whatever.

youre going down Italy

ben ji · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:49:38 PM »

Canada- Their armed forces consist of a couple guys on horseback and cano's. Once we finish pacify'n the country we can rename all their silly provinces after states but THEY WOULD NOT BE STATES. Alberta would be TX JR, Ontario is NY JR, British Columbia becomes CA Jr then we let quebec become its own country because we dont want anything to do with french people.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2013, 08:37:24 PM »

Ya it's Canada, obviously. Didn't even need ben ji to come to that realization.

Second place is Mongolia. Can you imagine going to war against basically ancient Sioux indians? Would be great.

8manpick · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2013, 08:43:52 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on July 08, 2013, 05:32:00 PM

Welp, just wait till these countries get ahold of this thread. Prez Obama will have to send out a tweet claiming gE does not represent any of the nations thoughts and we're happy to have them on earth.

This was a pretty good post WS08

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2013, 08:47:14 PM »

Related to the thread, has anyone ever seen the movie "The Russians Are Coming" ??

There's your definition of "hilarity ensues."

bones129 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2013, 09:09:21 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 08, 2013, 08:47:14 PM

Related to the thread, has anyone ever seen the movie "The Russians Are Coming" ??

There's your definition of "hilarity ensues."

Oldie but goodie. Worth a watch.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2013, 09:45:32 PM »

The North Pole or that country called UrAgay.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2013, 09:46:32 PM »

Also, turkey, Greece or Hungary would be God for the food industry

DQ12 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 08, 2013, 09:50:34 PM »

Switzerland

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #24 on:** July 08, 2013, 09:52:21 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 08, 2013, 09:50:34 PM

Switzerland

ooo good one