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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2013, 09:44:54 AM »
Covered decks don't need to be stained as often.  Should put a roof over the deck.  While they workers are there doing that, grab a laborer and tell him you will give him a hundy cash to stain the deck that weekend.

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2013, 10:13:32 AM »
Stains are bad.

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2013, 10:29:14 AM »
it's too hot to stain a deck.  repost in six months.
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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2013, 10:43:32 AM »
how has nobody mentioned the "we bare footin'" commercial yet? go crazy sd  :dance:<----but no shoes on

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2013, 12:15:31 PM »
sys is right here. sd, I'd buy a Steele.

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2013, 01:26:36 PM »
Wow, I power washed my deck also yesterday.  Weird

I'm paying a guy to stain it though

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2013, 01:35:30 PM »
 :chainsaw: that roughrider out and build one of these...




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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2013, 01:36:24 PM »
don't get down on yourself sd. staining your own deck sounds awful.

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2013, 01:55:04 PM »
You guys will believe anything. 0% chance SD is staining his own deck.

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2013, 02:11:40 PM »
This is why I have a patio and no deck
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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2013, 02:25:10 PM »
I don't even believe that steve dave has a real wood deck.

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2013, 02:29:10 PM »
"GET A WAGNER!"
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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2013, 12:38:55 PM »
so how badass is that deck now, steve dave?

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2013, 12:42:07 PM »
so how badass is that deck now, steve dave?

pretty badass! it looks great and I saved about $500. I'm never doing something this stupid again. NEVER FORGET, NEVER AGAIN!  :curse: It was hard and took forever and sys was right about it being too hot. feel like a complete dumbass for not paying someone.

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2013, 12:44:48 PM »
In DIY'er SD's defense, staining a deck sucks a lot more than doing most other DIY'ey type stuff does.

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2013, 12:46:28 PM »
so how badass is that deck now, steve dave?

pretty badass! it looks great and I saved about $500. I'm never doing something this stupid again. NEVER FORGET, NEVER AGAIN!  :curse: It was hard and took forever and sys was right about it being too hot. feel like a complete dumbass for not paying someone.

but now you can drop this deck staining thing in conversation when bros are talking about painting their house and putting in new floors and stuff like that.  seems worth it?  :eye:

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2013, 02:01:57 PM »
so how badass is that deck now, steve dave?

pretty badass! it looks great and I saved about $500. I'm never doing something this stupid again. NEVER FORGET, NEVER AGAIN!  :curse: It was hard and took forever and sys was right about it being too hot. feel like a complete dumbass for not paying someone.

Don't you have that feeling of satisfaction for accomplishing something? I know I like that feeling.

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stain a deck
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2013, 02:54:47 PM »
eff no

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2013, 03:39:58 PM »
behr is crap. 
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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2013, 03:42:37 PM »
i have a weird pergola thing or whatever with beams above but not really covered.  seems like it'll be a total pain in the ass to get all that stuff, just demo anything above my feet?

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2013, 03:53:56 PM »
i have a weird pergola thing or whatever with beams above but not really covered.  seems like it'll be a total pain in the ass to get all that stuff, just demo anything above my feet?

Just get a power sprayer, get on your roof or whatever and just make it rain all over your deck.

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #46 on: July 07, 2013, 04:01:37 PM »
i have a weird pergola thing or whatever with beams above but not really covered.  seems like it'll be a total pain in the ass to get all that stuff, just demo anything above my feet?

Just get a power sprayer, get on your roof or whatever and just make it rain all over your deck.

hmm, can probably do that to clean it, but what about staining it?  there's like a dozen or so "joists" for lack of better term and then about 50 long-ass 2x4 things going across it.  seems like it would take weeks?  also, doesn't seem designed for a human being to walk around on

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #47 on: July 07, 2013, 04:03:49 PM »
Yeah, don't get on top of that thing.  Get a ladder and go from below. 

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2013, 04:06:50 PM »
Yeah, don't get on top of that thing.  Get a ladder and go from below. 

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Re: stain a deck
« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2013, 05:12:24 PM »
as someone who's stained a deck before I think I am qualified to comment here. Tobias, burn that rough rider down.