Official eff Bison early thread

[Dugout DickStone]

Pretty sure pointing out grammar mistakes is a last-chance effort at grabbing for straws in an argument. Usually it implies a lack of creativity, lack of a sufficient come back, or both. Also, pointing out a grammar mistake does not invalidate information, nice attempt at using this fallacy though.

Also, pointing out a grammar mistake that isn't a mistake is pretty damn adorable.

I concede. I was not aware I was supposed to insert a word (rather) in my mind and instead assumed you meant that the hipsters would worry about KSU second to Oregon in a chronological fashion. Regardless, my points about GDP stand. ND is more productive than Kansas per individual. Looks like you need to get off goEMAW and get some work done.

We are rich.  Lots of women/children stay home.  Sucks you guys have to ring every cent out of the god forsaken tundra you live on by sending your entire population out to the tar sands pits.

This is funny especially since your state falls short of the national average in median household income.

Not as funny as sporting kc being talked up as your only pro franchise though

Not as funny as the North Dakota GDP.  its shockingly poor

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

Pretty sure pointing out grammar mistakes is a last-chance effort at grabbing for straws in an argument. Usually it implies a lack of creativity, lack of a sufficient come back, or both. Also, pointing out a grammar mistake does not invalidate information, nice attempt at using this fallacy though.

Also, pointing out a grammar mistake that isn't a mistake is pretty damn adorable.

I concede. I was not aware I was supposed to insert a word (rather) in my mind and instead assumed you meant that the hipsters would worry about KSU second to Oregon in a chronological fashion. Regardless, my points about GDP stand. ND is more productive than Kansas per individual. Looks like you need to get off goEMAW and get some work done.

We are rich.  Lots of women/children stay home.  Sucks you guys have to ring every cent out of the god forsaken tundra you live on by sending your entire population out to the tar sands pits.

This is funny especially since your state falls short of the national average in median household income.

Not as funny as sporting kc being talked up as your only pro franchise though

Not as funny as the North Dakota GDP.  its shockingly poor

Your stats are 6 years old which is funny..but not as funny as sporting kc

[Vitojr130]

Pretty sure pointing out grammar mistakes is a last-chance effort at grabbing for straws in an argument. Usually it implies a lack of creativity, lack of a sufficient come back, or both. Also, pointing out a grammar mistake does not invalidate information, nice attempt at using this fallacy though.

Also, pointing out a grammar mistake that isn't a mistake is pretty damn adorable.

I concede. I was not aware I was supposed to insert a word (rather) in my mind and instead assumed you meant that the hipsters would worry about KSU second to Oregon in a chronological fashion. Regardless, my points about GDP stand. ND is more productive than Kansas per individual. Looks like you need to get off goEMAW and get some work done.

We are rich.  Lots of women/children stay home.  Sucks you guys have to ring every cent out of the god forsaken tundra you live on by sending your entire population out to the tar sands pits.

This is funny especially since your state falls short of the national average in median household income.

Not as funny as sporting kc being talked up as your only pro franchise though

Not as funny as the North Dakota GDP.  its shockingly poor

If by poor, you mean the only state with a surplus, then yes, we are poor. I guess I would rather make money and not be indebted than live in Kansas.

[GoodForAnother]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

[timhawk]

Pretty sure pointing out grammar mistakes is a last-chance effort at grabbing for straws in an argument. Usually it implies a lack of creativity, lack of a sufficient come back, or both. Also, pointing out a grammar mistake does not invalidate information, nice attempt at using this fallacy though.

Also, pointing out a grammar mistake that isn't a mistake is pretty damn adorable.

I concede. I was not aware I was supposed to insert a word (rather) in my mind and instead assumed you meant that the hipsters would worry about KSU second to Oregon in a chronological fashion. Regardless, my points about GDP stand. ND is more productive than Kansas per individual. Looks like you need to get off goEMAW and get some work done.

We are rich.  Lots of women/children stay home.  Sucks you guys have to ring every cent out of the god forsaken tundra you live on by sending your entire population out to the tar sands pits.

This is funny especially since your state falls short of the national average in median household income.

Not as funny as sporting kc being talked up as your only pro franchise though

Not as funny as the North Dakota GDP.  its shockingly poor

Your stats are 6 years old which is funny..but not as funny as sporting kc

haha #2 on this list is funny...

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=29193

[Frankenklein]

Pretty sure pointing out grammar mistakes is a last-chance effort at grabbing for straws in an argument. Usually it implies a lack of creativity, lack of a sufficient come back, or both. Also, pointing out a grammar mistake does not invalidate information, nice attempt at using this fallacy though.

Also, pointing out a grammar mistake that isn't a mistake is pretty damn adorable.

I concede. I was not aware I was supposed to insert a word (rather) in my mind and instead assumed you meant that the hipsters would worry about KSU second to Oregon in a chronological fashion. Regardless, my points about GDP stand. ND is more productive than Kansas per individual. Looks like you need to get off goEMAW and get some work done.

We are rich.  Lots of women/children stay home.  Sucks you guys have to ring every cent out of the god forsaken tundra you live on by sending your entire population out to the tar sands pits.

This is funny especially since your state falls short of the national average in median household income.

Not as funny as sporting kc being talked up as your only pro franchise though

Not as funny as the North Dakota GDP.  its shockingly poor

If by poor, you mean the only state with a surplus, then yes, we are poor. I guess I would rather make money and not be indebted than live in Kansas.

Cuz no one wants your money...it has a stinky smell

[timhawk]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

hell lawrence is almost bigger than their largest city.

[Pett]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

Neighboring state of Maine iirc

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

It's an admission question to get into kstate. I see you failed

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

hell lawrence is almost bigger than their largest city.

That has to suck knowing you came up short in population and on the football field

[timhawk]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

hell lawrence is almost bigger than their largest city.

That has to suck knowing you came up short in population and on the football field

and it must suck that you puff your chest about a pee wee league national championship.

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

hell lawrence is almost bigger than their largest city.

That has to suck knowing you came up short in population and on the football field

and it must suck that you puff your chest about a pee wee league national championship.

Oh the irony in this is funny.


Not as funny as sporting kc tho

[KSUblumpkin]

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Did I just read North Dakota smack mediated through Oregon?  I am pretty sure a bunch of Nike wearing Steve Prefontaine worshipping Seattle hipster wannabes are more worried about how they are going to continue to try and live off of the revenue generated from the Goonies house and the school used in the movie Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, Oregon than discuss KSU's eliteness.

Please, how does that eliteness feel? Than, we can discuss how great KSU's English classes are.

Jesus Christ you KSU folks are impossible. You firmly believe that Kansas is any different than North Dakota. To the rest of the world, we are both flyover states that produce the ingredients to their bread and the meat that goes in between. That's it. This is a dick measuring contest that neither will win.

Wow...these shots at my grammatical syntax tells me I may have angered a few lost souls.  Than was used correctly as it was used as a comparison and a conjuction rather THAN signaling a next step in a timeline (which would be then). 

http://www.elearnenglishlanguage.com/difficulties/thanthen.html

I may make some grammatical errors, but know it is because of how little I care about North Dakota.  If I cared, there would be no errors.  Might want to brush up on your Engrish.  Know your role as the Delaware of the Midwest and talk grammar smack to some other FCS school that actually knows you exist (IDK, maybe like Montana).

[timhawk]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

hell lawrence is almost bigger than their largest city.

That has to suck knowing you came up short in population and on the football field

and it must suck that you puff your chest about a pee wee league national championship.

Oh the irony in this is funny.


Not as funny as sporting kc tho

idk why you think sporting KC is so funny? they are a professional franchise...I guess Kansas Jayhawk basketball could be considered a pro team for kansas.

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

hell lawrence is almost bigger than their largest city.

That has to suck knowing you came up short in population and on the football field

and it must suck that you puff your chest about a pee wee league national championship.

Oh the irony in this is funny.


Not as funny as sporting kc tho

idk why you think sporting KC is so funny? they are a professional franchise...I guess Kansas Jayhawk basketball could be considered a pro team for kansas.

This is like Minnesota saying the lynx is  their top pro franchise to save face. 

But the lynx are  more popular than sporting kc so that  makes Kansas more pathetic looking.

Are you saying self pays players off?

[NDSU Lollypopkid]

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Did I just read North Dakota smack mediated through Oregon?  I am pretty sure a bunch of Nike wearing Steve Prefontaine worshipping Seattle hipster wannabes are more worried about how they are going to continue to try and live off of the revenue generated from the Goonies house and the school used in the movie Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, Oregon than discuss KSU's eliteness.

Please, how does that eliteness feel? Than, we can discuss how great KSU's English classes are.

Jesus Christ you KSU folks are impossible. You firmly believe that Kansas is any different than North Dakota. To the rest of the world, we are both flyover states that produce the ingredients to their bread and the meat that goes in between. That's it. This is a dick measuring contest that neither will win.

Wow...these shots at my grammatical syntax tells me I may have angered a few lost souls.  Than was used correctly as it was used as a comparison and a conjuction rather THAN signaling a next step in a timeline. 

http://www.elearnenglishlanguage.com/difficulties/thanthen.html

My PhD simply permeates all that is KSU.  Know your role as the Delaware of the Midwest and talk grammar smack to some other FCS school that actually knows you exist.

Good to know you can point out north Dakota on a map

[timhawk]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

hell lawrence is almost bigger than their largest city.

That has to suck knowing you came up short in population and on the football field

and it must suck that you puff your chest about a pee wee league national championship.

Oh the irony in this is funny.


Not as funny as sporting kc tho

idk why you think sporting KC is so funny? they are a professional franchise...I guess Kansas Jayhawk basketball could be considered a pro team for kansas.

This is like Minnesota saying the lynx is  their top pro franchise to save face. 

But the lynx are  more popular than sporting kc so that  makes Kansas more pathetic looking.

Are you saying self pays players off?

I bet more people know who sporting KC is compared to North Dakota State. and only reason we say sporting kc is because its the only pro team IN kansas dumbass. btw what pro team is there in ND?

[KSUblumpkin]

This is like Minnesota saying the lynx is  their top pro franchise to save face. 

But the lynx are  more popular than sporting kc so that  makes Kansas more pathetic looking.

Are you saying self pays players off?

What is with you ND guys and Minnesota.  Every Minnesotan I know acknowledges their hatred of Wisconsin and fail to even recognize North Dakota exists.  We all know Fargo is where Sioux Falls, SD rejects land.

[KSUblumpkin]

Good to know you can point out north Dakota on a map

It is in Canada right?

[PowercatPat]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

hell lawrence is almost bigger than their largest city.

That has to suck knowing you came up short in population and on the football field

and it must suck that you puff your chest about a pee wee league national championship.

Oh the irony in this is funny.


Not as funny as sporting kc tho

idk why you think sporting KC is so funny? they are a professional franchise...I guess Kansas Jayhawk basketball could be considered a pro team for kansas.

This is like Minnesota saying the lynx is  their top pro franchise to save face. 

But the lynx are  more popular than sporting kc so that  makes Kansas more pathetic looking.

Are you saying self pays players off?

I bet more people know who sporting KC is compared to North Dakota State. and only reason we say sporting kc is because its the only pro team IN kansas dumbass. btw what pro team is there in ND?

Not to mention Sporting has one of the nicest, if not the nicest, soccer stadium in the country.

[KSUblumpkin]

I bet more people know who sporting KC is compared to North Dakota State. and only reason we say sporting kc is because its the only pro team IN kansas dumbass. btw what pro team is there in ND?

They used to have the Fargo Beez http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fargo-Moorhead_Beez, but now they just have the Fargo-Moorehead gymnastics half-time show.

[yoman]

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Did I just read North Dakota smack mediated through Oregon?  I am pretty sure a bunch of Nike wearing Steve Prefontaine worshipping Seattle hipster wannabes are more worried about how they are going to continue to try and live off of the revenue generated from the Goonies house and the school used in the movie Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, Oregon than discuss KSU's eliteness.

Please, how does that eliteness feel? Than, we can discuss how great KSU's English classes are.

Jesus Christ you KSU folks are impossible. You firmly believe that Kansas is any different than North Dakota. To the rest of the world, we are both flyover states that produce the ingredients to their bread and the meat that goes in between. That's it. This is a dick measuring contest that neither will win.

Wow...these shots at my grammatical syntax tells me I may have angered a few lost souls.  Than was used correctly as it was used as a comparison and a conjuction rather THAN signaling a next step in a timeline (which would be then). 

http://www.elearnenglishlanguage.com/difficulties/thanthen.html

I may make some grammatical errors, but know it is because of how little I care about North Dakota.  If I cared, there would be no errors.  Might want to brush up on your Engrish.  Know your role as the Delaware of the Midwest and talk grammar smack to some other FCS school that actually knows you exist (IDK, maybe like Montana).

Shh. Don't tell them. There's no way that they will understand the concept of syntax.

[Havs]

This is like Minnesota saying the lynx is  their top pro franchise to save face. 

But the lynx are  more popular than sporting kc so that  makes Kansas more pathetic looking.

Are you saying self pays players off?

What is with you ND guys and Minnesota.  Every Minnesotan I know acknowledges their hatred of Wisconsin and fail to even recognize North Dakota exists.  We all know Fargo is where Sioux Falls, SD rejects land.

 

[MadCat]

My penis types better grammar tho

[Havs]

wow, north dakota is barely larger than wichita.     what a shithole.     where is it even at btw?

hell lawrence is almost bigger than their largest city.

That has to suck knowing you came up short in population and on the football field

and it must suck that you puff your chest about a pee wee league national championship.

Oh the irony in this is funny.


Not as funny as sporting kc tho

idk why you think sporting KC is so funny? they are a professional franchise...I guess Kansas Jayhawk basketball could be considered a pro team for kansas.

This is like Minnesota saying the lynx is  their top pro franchise to save face. 

But the lynx are  more popular than sporting kc so that  makes Kansas more pathetic looking.

Are you saying self pays players off?

I bet more people know who sporting KC is compared to North Dakota State. and only reason we say sporting kc is because its the only pro team IN kansas dumbass. btw what pro team is there in ND?

Not to mention Sporting has one of the nicest, if not the nicest, soccer stadium in the country.

I've been to Sporting and Lynx games... both are cheap mediocre entertainment.