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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #500 on: July 17, 2013, 10:22:33 PM »
You guys are in Kansas.  Please remember that.  Kansas is pretty much the same as ND only not as cold and with more meth heads and religious wackos.

I'd guess that close to half the posters here are NOT in Kansas, so your ignorant comment holds no real weight.  You see, that's what's great about having a large Big XII caliber university...  As graduates, we are able to take great jobs in economic hot beds around the country and travel freely to sporting events that involve our numerous top 20 caliber teams in a variety of sports.

Meanwhile, bisonville has a thread about how most everybody lives in Fargo still and can't afford airfare to MHK for the buffies superbowl.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.


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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #501 on: July 17, 2013, 10:24:31 PM »
You guys are in Kansas.  Please remember that.  Kansas is pretty much the same as ND only not as cold and with more meth heads and religious wackos.

I'd guess that close to half the posters here are NOT in Kansas, so your ignorant comment holds no real weight.  You see, that's what's great about having a large Big XII caliber university...  As graduates, we are able to take great jobs in economic hot beds around the country and travel freely to sporting events that involve our numerous top 20 caliber teams in a variety of sports.

Meanwhile, bisonville has a thread about how most everybody lives in Fargo still and can't afford airfare to MHK for the buffies superbowl.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Out of curiosity, who is the big 12 varsity team?

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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #502 on: July 18, 2013, 01:00:23 AM »
Being in the math belt sounds pretty smart.  :driving:

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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #503 on: July 18, 2013, 02:51:25 AM »
 :lol: at the pacific NW talking smack on the Mid-West. They're all poors...

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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #504 on: July 18, 2013, 03:24:33 AM »
You guys are in Kansas.  Please remember that.  Kansas is pretty much the same as ND only not as cold and with more meth heads and religious wackos.

I'd guess that close to half the posters here are NOT in Kansas, so your ignorant comment holds no real weight.  You see, that's what's great about having a large Big XII caliber university...  As graduates, we are able to take great jobs in economic hot beds around the country and travel freely to sporting events that involve our numerous top 20 caliber teams in a variety of sports.

Meanwhile, bisonville has a thread about how most everybody lives in Fargo still and can't afford airfare to MHK for the buffies superbowl.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ha, because Im sure every airfare ticket you buy is minimum 400 dollars. But I suppose that ain't bad since you probably travel alone everywhere.

Are you really complaining about 400 dollar tickets? Holy crap!
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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #505 on: July 18, 2013, 08:19:59 AM »
Do ND people actually think Kansas is boring? They will be in for a nice surprise :billdance:

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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #506 on: July 18, 2013, 08:30:59 AM »

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Did I just read North Dakota smack mediated through Oregon?  I am pretty sure a bunch of Nike wearing Steve Prefontaine worshipping Seattle hipster wannabes are more worried about how they are going to continue to try and live off of the revenue generated from the Goonies house and the school used in the movie Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, Oregon than discuss KSU's eliteness. 
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« Reply #507 on: July 18, 2013, 08:35:32 AM »
You guys are in Kansas.  Please remember that.  Kansas is pretty much the same as ND only not as cold and with more meth heads and religious wackos.

I'd guess that close to half the posters here are NOT in Kansas, so your ignorant comment holds no real weight.  You see, that's what's great about having a large Big XII caliber university...  As graduates, we are able to take great jobs in economic hot beds around the country and travel freely to sporting events that involve our numerous top 20 caliber teams in a variety of sports.

Meanwhile, bisonville has a thread about how most everybody lives in Fargo still and can't afford airfare to MHK for the buffies superbowl.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

LOL, good post beems.

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Re: Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #508 on: July 18, 2013, 08:45:18 AM »
Do ND people actually think Kansas is boring? They will be in for a nice surprise :billdance:
Yea..can't wait to see what color you painted your tollbooths.

And who'll pay 400+ to fly out of Fargo when you can pay potentially 100 dollars to fly from Minneapolis...besides k-state alums
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Re: Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #510 on: July 18, 2013, 08:50:15 AM »
Do ND people actually think Kansas is boring? They will be in for a nice surprise :billdance:
Yea..can't wait to see what color you painted your tollbooths.

And who'll pay 400+ to fly out of Fargo when you can pay potentially 100 dollars to fly from Minneapolis...besides k-state alums

Sounds like you're right... K-State alums are the only ones who could afford to.

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Re: Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #511 on: July 18, 2013, 08:59:22 AM »
Do ND people actually think Kansas is boring? They will be in for a nice surprise :billdance:
Yea..can't wait to see what color you painted your tollbooths.

And who'll pay 400+ to fly out of Fargo when you can pay potentially 100 dollars to fly from Minneapolis...besides k-state alums

Ts and Ps to anyone willing to go to Fargo.  North Dakota is the Delaware of the Midwest.  I hope you enjoy your FBS football...oh wait...FCS.  I bet everyone is pumped in Fargo about the upcoming match up with University of Northern Iowa Southern Eastern at Waterloo game.
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Re: Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #512 on: July 18, 2013, 09:14:53 AM »
Do ND people actually think Kansas is boring? They will be in for a nice surprise :billdance:
Yea..can't wait to see what color you painted your tollbooths.

And who'll pay 400+ to fly out of Fargo when you can pay potentially 100 dollars to fly from Minneapolis...besides k-state alums

Hell, by the time you drive to MN and catch a connection to either MHK or KCI, you're looking at 8-9 hours of travel.  Might as well just drive. 

May also want to check out flights out of Winnipeg, cause that's closer than MN, dontcha know. 

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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #513 on: July 18, 2013, 09:23:48 AM »
That moose looks lonely.

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Someone must have talked to him about the 2 national championships.

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« Reply #514 on: July 18, 2013, 09:58:50 AM »
NDSU has beautiful lakes, thousands of them 30 minutes away....  fresh, clean blue water... something Kansas has ZERO of.

NDSU has OIL and MONEY..something Kansas has nothing of.





So your point is you guys are full of gas!  :lol:

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« Reply #515 on: July 18, 2013, 10:19:17 AM »
Do ND people actually think Kansas is boring? They will be in for a nice surprise :billdance:
Yea..can't wait to see what color you painted your tollbooths.

And who'll pay 400+ to fly out of Fargo when you can pay potentially 100 dollars to fly from Minneapolis...besides k-state alums

Ts and Ps to anyone willing to go to Fargo.  North Dakota is the Delaware of the Midwest.  I hope you enjoy your FBS football...oh wait...FCS.  I bet everyone is pumped in Fargo about the upcoming match up with University of Northern Iowa Southern Eastern at Waterloo game.
Seriously..those toll booths better be up to snuff or I'll be disappointed.



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« Reply #516 on: July 18, 2013, 10:20:04 AM »
Do ND people actually think Kansas is boring? They will be in for a nice surprise :billdance:
Yea..can't wait to see what color you painted your tollbooths.

And who'll pay 400+ to fly out of Fargo when you can pay potentially 100 dollars to fly from Minneapolis...besides k-state alums

Hell, by the time you drive to MN and catch a connection to either MHK or KCI, you're looking at 8-9 hours of travel.  Might as well just drive. 

May also want to check out flights out of Winnipeg, cause that's closer than MN, dontcha know.
May want to check those miles again chief
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« Reply #517 on: July 18, 2013, 10:30:07 AM »

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Did I just read North Dakota smack mediated through Oregon?  I am pretty sure a bunch of Nike wearing Steve Prefontaine worshipping Seattle hipster wannabes are more worried about how they are going to continue to try and live off of the revenue generated from the Goonies house and the school used in the movie Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, Oregon than discuss KSU's eliteness.

Please, how does that eliteness feel? Than, we can discuss how great KSU's English classes are.

Jesus Christ you KSU folks are impossible. You firmly believe that Kansas is any different than North Dakota. To the rest of the world, we are both flyover states that produce the ingredients to their bread and the meat that goes in between. That's it. This is a dick measuring contest that neither will win. 

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« Reply #518 on: July 18, 2013, 10:31:57 AM »

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Did I just read North Dakota smack mediated through Oregon?  I am pretty sure a bunch of Nike wearing Steve Prefontaine worshipping Seattle hipster wannabes are more worried about how they are going to continue to try and live off of the revenue generated from the Goonies house and the school used in the movie Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, Oregon than discuss KSU's eliteness.

Please, how does that eliteness feel? Than, we can discuss how great KSU's English classes are.

Jesus Christ you KSU folks are impossible. You firmly believe that Kansas is any different than North Dakota. To the rest of the world, we are both flyover states that produce the ingredients to their bread and the meat that goes in between. That's it. This is a dick measuring contest that neither will win.


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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #519 on: July 18, 2013, 10:32:44 AM »

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Did I just read North Dakota smack mediated through Oregon?  I am pretty sure a bunch of Nike wearing Steve Prefontaine worshipping Seattle hipster wannabes are more worried about how they are going to continue to try and live off of the revenue generated from the Goonies house and the school used in the movie Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, Oregon than discuss KSU's eliteness.

Please, how does that eliteness feel? Than, we can discuss how great KSU's English classes are.

Jesus Christ you KSU folks are impossible. You firmly believe that Kansas is any different than North Dakota. To the rest of the world, we are both flyover states that produce the ingredients to their bread and the meat that goes in between. That's it. This is a dick measuring contest that neither will win. 

don't you mean territory?  idiot  :lol:
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« Reply #520 on: July 18, 2013, 10:34:11 AM »

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Did I just read North Dakota smack mediated through Oregon?  I am pretty sure a bunch of Nike wearing Steve Prefontaine worshipping Seattle hipster wannabes are more worried about how they are going to continue to try and live off of the revenue generated from the Goonies house and the school used in the movie Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, Oregon than discuss KSU's eliteness.

Please, how does that eliteness feel? Than, we can discuss how great KSU's English classes are.

Jesus Christ you KSU folks are impossible. You firmly believe that Kansas is any different than North Dakota. To the rest of the world, we are both flyover states that produce the ingredients to their bread and the meat that goes in between. That's it. This is a dick measuring contest that neither will win.

GDP of Kansas (2007) = 117.3 Billion USD
GDP of North Dakota (2007) = 27.72 Billion USD  <----  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ya, we are exactly alike.

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« Reply #521 on: July 18, 2013, 10:34:17 AM »
Do NDSU fans really think ND is that similar to KS?


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Re: Official eff Bison early thread
« Reply #522 on: July 18, 2013, 10:35:50 AM »
like, they don't even quality as a 'fly-over' state. they're somewhere below that.

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« Reply #523 on: July 18, 2013, 10:41:16 AM »

I live in Oregon.  There are many alum here in the Pacific Northwest.  I go back to Fargo for home games usually once a year (probably taking in 2 games and the week between this fall.), plus playoffs and the NC game if we can make it again. 

From here, not much distinguishes KS from ND.  People know KS primarily because of the folks protesting at funerals (great job with that, by the way) and the meth belt that includes much of KS.  The most famous sports team that people know of is Kansas basketball.  They only know your football team as the folks that folded like an old used lawn chair to the Ducks in the Fiesta Bowl.  While your program is good these days, most fans not from the midwest still don't know it.  Oregon fans call KSU football the Big 12 JV team.

Did I just read North Dakota smack mediated through Oregon?  I am pretty sure a bunch of Nike wearing Steve Prefontaine worshipping Seattle hipster wannabes are more worried about how they are going to continue to try and live off of the revenue generated from the Goonies house and the school used in the movie Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, Oregon than discuss KSU's eliteness.

Please, how does that eliteness feel? Than, we can discuss how great KSU's English classes are.

Jesus Christ you KSU folks are impossible. You firmly believe that Kansas is any different than North Dakota. To the rest of the world, we are both flyover states that produce the ingredients to their bread and the meat that goes in between. That's it. This is a dick measuring contest that neither will win.

GDP of Kansas (2007) = 117.3 Billion USD
GDP of North Dakota (2007) = 27.72 Billion USD  <----  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ya, we are exactly alike.

Oh my money. I am embarrassed for them. They're on North Korea levels of GDP.  :eek:

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« Reply #524 on: July 18, 2013, 10:41:27 AM »
Guys, North Dakota is has the 50th highest GDP in the entire United States.  Like, what do they even do there (besides nothing)?   :lol: :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_GDP