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I must be doing a lot right because my boss just gave me 3000 corporate points to use in the company store. I'm going to get me a key chain with the company's logo on it. Or I might save up my points and buy a flashlight with the company logo on it that doesn't require batteries. That will come in very handy when the zombies take over the world. Only 12000 more points to go.
Quote from: CFoD on June 19, 2013, 07:46:37 AMI must be doing a lot right because my boss just gave me 3000 corporate points to use in the company store. I'm going to get me a key chain with the company's logo on it. Or I might save up my points and buy a flashlight with the company logo on it that doesn't require batteries. That will come in very handy when the zombies take over the world. Only 12000 more points to go.Do you work at Dave and Busters?
pretty swell. I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses.
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on June 19, 2013, 10:24:07 AMpretty swell. I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses. Are you my boss? That guy makes like 400k a year.
Quote from: Wackycat08 on June 19, 2013, 10:25:42 AMQuote from: Mikeyis4dcats on June 19, 2013, 10:24:07 AMpretty swell. I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses. Are you my boss? That guy makes like 400k a year.I'm your boss, Wacky. Please send over your client list and their contact info in a PM. When you're done with that, go ahead and take a 3 hour lunch.
Quote from: CFoD on June 19, 2013, 10:41:17 AMQuote from: Wackycat08 on June 19, 2013, 10:25:42 AMQuote from: Mikeyis4dcats on June 19, 2013, 10:24:07 AMpretty swell. I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses. Are you my boss? That guy makes like 400k a year.I'm your boss, Wacky. Please send over your client list and their contact info in a PM. When you're done with that, go ahead and take a 3 hour lunch.
I'm so awesome at my job that my progress reports have progress reports.