How awesome are you at your job?

[Institutional Control]

I must be doing a lot right because my boss just gave me 3000 corporate points to use in the company store.  I'm going to get me a key chain with the company's logo on it.  Or I might save up my points and buy a flashlight with the company logo on it that doesn't require batteries.  That will come in very handy when the zombies take over the world. Only 12000 more points to go.

[ben ji]

"Exceeds Expectations" on last 2 yearly employee reviews despite/because of always having a gE tab open.

[Emo EMAW]

I generally get kinda freaked out/nervous before big meetings but they always go really well.

[lopakman]

I'm pretty awesome at my job.  They gave me a couch for my office. 

[420seriouscat69]

I'm not sure yet. I'm still in training.

[Tobias]

perfect amount of average

[bubbles4ksu]

i always get asked to go to lunch by the stud half of the office and not by the pud half. 

[steve dave]

very

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

my job is bbsing... you tell me.

[CNS]

I can do about 9 hrs of work in about 2 actual hours of time.  So, pretty rough ridin' awesome.

[AbeFroman]

I must be doing a lot right because my boss just gave me 3000 corporate points to use in the company store.  I'm going to get me a key chain with the company's logo on it.  Or I might save up my points and buy a flashlight with the company logo on it that doesn't require batteries.  That will come in very handy when the zombies take over the world. Only 12000 more points to go.

Do you work at Dave and Busters?

[Institutional Control]

I must be doing a lot right because my boss just gave me 3000 corporate points to use in the company store.  I'm going to get me a key chain with the company's logo on it.  Or I might save up my points and buy a flashlight with the company logo on it that doesn't require batteries.  That will come in very handy when the zombies take over the world. Only 12000 more points to go.

Do you work at Dave and Busters?

No. But I do have a friend that works in the marketing dept of D&B.  She gets me free power cards whenever I want.

[420seriouscat69]

Move to the stud/boss thread, cfod.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

pretty swell.   I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.

Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses.   

[420seriouscat69]

pretty swell.   I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.

Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses.

Are you my boss? That guy makes like 400k a year.

['taterblast]

constant fear that i look like an idiot, but keep getting great feedback. so pretty awesome, apparently.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

pretty swell.   I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.

Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses.

Are you my boss? That guy makes like 400k a year.

no   

[Institutional Control]

pretty swell.   I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.

Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses.

Are you my boss? That guy makes like 400k a year.

I'm your boss, Wacky. Please send over your client list and their contact info in a PM. When you're done with that, go ahead and take a 3 hour lunch.

[420seriouscat69]

pretty swell.   I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.

Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses.

Are you my boss? That guy makes like 400k a year.

I'm your boss, Wacky. Please send over your client list and their contact info in a PM. When you're done with that, go ahead and take a 3 hour lunch.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

pretty swell.   I consistently lead the company in profits and volume.

Got a 5 figure raise last year (second time in 9 years here) and a commitment to a 5 figure annual bonus on top of project bonuses.

Are you my boss? That guy makes like 400k a year.

I'm your boss, Wacky. Please send over your client list and their contact info in a PM. When you're done with that, go ahead and take a 3 hour lunch.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[Panjandrum]

What is the criteria for awesome, here?

If you're consistently called the "guru" at something in a company with over 10k people, does that count?

[Emo EMAW]

As long as you're not the water cooler guru I think that counts.

[KSUblumpkin]

I'm so awesome at my job that my progress reports have progress reports.

[CNS]

I'm so awesome at my job that my progress reports have progress reports.

This blows my mind a little, I think.