Stud Boss moves (very little stud/boss stuff inside) (NOW with 100% more creepy)

[yoga-like_abana]

since kornheiser poster is dead apparently, miss him

[Panjandrum]

it is kinda sad that we are all ok with fanning/emo emaw being dirtbags.

define "ok"

I haven't done anything "dirtbagish" in quite awhile. I've been on pretty good behavior, dorks.

If board statute of limitations apply to me as well then this was almost 10 years ago.  Also there are a few details I've left out of the story but basically she was a huge skank.

I don't think that matters.  You probably should have put that story in a bottle, corked it, and tossed it into the Pacific.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I liked how he gave initials and then the name.  I could see he was toiling within himself over his decision to betray my trust.

yeah, just bad decisions on top of bad decisions ITT

Yeah, I really didn't want to out Emo, but I really didn't need another "thing" for the board. I'm already the poster child for PI's.

cassy awards coming up next month (or possibly in the next 3 years) 

[slimz]

 

You dork stores, this will be great. No consequences at all.

[KSUblumpkin]

My cousin picked up this skank hole 6 months ago in KC.  She sent a picture text to her (then) boyfriend while my cousin was tagging her with the caption "Not you".  The boyfriend drove over to her place and slashed my cousin's tires on his Equinox.  As the boyfriend was slashing the tires, he cut off two fingers (left a ton of blood) and fled the scene.  The boyfriend had a criminal record and his two cut off fingers were used as evidence to implicate the slasher. 

I gave him a solid 8 for stud boss move.  It was really a 6 with the sext break up but he got 2 bonus points for the digits left at the scene.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[treysolid]

good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.

[Panjandrum]

good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.

This is like a really sad season of "How I Met Your Mother".

[KSUblumpkin]

good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.

This is why I am a proponent of the pay-for-sex model.  I'm spending a ton of money anyway muff diving so I might as well see the money go to a worthy entrepreneur.

[Dugout DickStone]

a lot of rough ridin' judging going on around here all of the sudden.  chill out dorks

[KSUblumpkin]

a lot of rough ridin' judging going on around here all of the sudden.  chill out dorks

Total boss post Limestone.  7/10 on the stud bossometer.

[8manpick]

good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.

Doesn't matter, had sex

['taterblast]

My cousin picked up this skank hole 6 months ago in KC.  She sent a picture text to her (then) boyfriend while my cousin was tagging her with the caption "Not you".  The boyfriend drove over to her place and slashed my cousin's tires on his Equinox.  As the boyfriend was slashing the tires, he cut off two fingers (left a ton of blood) and fled the scene.  The boyfriend had a criminal record and his two cut off fingers were used as evidence to implicate the slasher. 

I gave him a solid 8 for stud boss move.  It was really a 6 with the sext break up but he got 2 bonus points for the digits left at the scene.

link? surely this was in the news

[420seriouscat69]

good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.

Doesn't matter, had sex

Yup

[Emo EMAW]

good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.

Doesn't matter, had sex

Yup

Have proof, too.

[KSUblumpkin]

My cousin picked up this skank hole 6 months ago in KC.  She sent a picture text to her (then) boyfriend while my cousin was tagging her with the caption "Not you".  The boyfriend drove over to her place and slashed my cousin's tires on his Equinox.  As the boyfriend was slashing the tires, he cut off two fingers (left a ton of blood) and fled the scene.  The boyfriend had a criminal record and his two cut off fingers were used as evidence to implicate the slasher. 

I gave him a solid 8 for stud boss move.  It was really a 6 with the sext break up but he got 2 bonus points for the digits left at the scene.

link? surely this was in the news

I will send him a text and see if he knows of a link.  I never saw one, but I'll inquire.

[michigancat]

good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.

Doesn't matter, had sex

Yup

Have proof, too.

LOL, look at you both, pouncing on that moment of opportunity.

[WillieWatanabe]

this thread...my word.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

bookiepimp hasn't even checked in yet to finish this thing off yet, hold tight guys

 

[Asteriskhead]

Doesn't matter, had sex

Yup

Have proof, too.

Sounds like something a rapist would say.

[Unruly]

Doesn't matter, had sex

Yup

Have proof, too.

Sounds like something a rapist would say.

 

[Shacks]

The first boss move in this thread would be if Shacks posts that he got tested after his craigslist hooker hook up.

Tested clean

[AppleJack]

 

[CNS]

The first boss move in this thread would be if Shacks posts that he got tested after his craigslist hooker hook up.

Tested clean

Boss

[hemmy]