Author Topic: Stud Boss moves (very little stud/boss stuff inside) (NOW with 100% more creepy) (Read 13573 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #50 on:** June 19, 2013, 01:56:29 AM »

Also, I once had to text my wife to stop banging a guy named "shacks". She eventually did. What a trainwreck though.

pvegs · « **Reply #51 on:** June 19, 2013, 02:26:12 AM »

Broke up with a girl who turned out to be a big floozy and then I went commercially fishing in Alaska. While I was fishing (no reception for weeks), got a message from her to come hang out (bone) before she left to move to LA. Only heard the message weeks later when I got back to the dock. Never called/talked to her again and returned home with a ton of money, a cool scar on my forehead from a hatch cover accident, and her in another state.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #52 on:** June 19, 2013, 08:23:56 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on June 19, 2013, 01:56:29 AM

Also, I once had to text my wife to stop banging a guy named "shacks". She eventually did. What a trainwreck though.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #53 on:** June 19, 2013, 08:24:18 AM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on June 19, 2013, 01:11:42 AM

Jesus, Shacks. I don't know whether to high five you or set my computer on fire.

ShellShock · « **Reply #54 on:** June 19, 2013, 08:50:31 AM »

Quote from: Headinjun on June 18, 2013, 11:34:01 PM

Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks.

Banged somebody's wife?

That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.

Jealousy is a good color for you...

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #55 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:19:31 AM »

So one of our guys on here, who wishes to remain anonymous, PM'd me this story to share:

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One time I was at Pat's and saw a girl I dated in high school. She broke up with me when she moved to western Kansas. I took her back to my place and we're doing it, and in the middle I threw a blanket over the top half of her body and told her "I want to pretend you're someone else," then I sneakily took a picture with my phone of myself inside her. And then I showed all my friends.

mocat · « **Reply #56 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:28:17 AM »

stud creep not stud boss imo

Mr Bread · « **Reply #57 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:28:55 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #58 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:31:14 AM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #59 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:32:01 AM »

Don't shoot the messenger.

steve dave · « **Reply #60 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:32:27 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #61 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:32:51 AM »

running total of stud/boss things in this thread: 0

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #62 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:33:24 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 19, 2013, 09:32:51 AM

running total of stud/boss things in this thread: 0

with the exception being my three completely real text stories.

Tobias · « **Reply #63 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:33:35 AM »

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #64 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:33:51 AM »

anyone else find it weird that fanning made this fanningbrag anonymous? conscience must be getting to him.

CNS · « **Reply #65 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:36:13 AM »

The first boss move in this thread would be if Shacks posts that he got tested after his craigslist hooker hook up.

Tobias · « **Reply #66 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:36:24 AM »

bookiepimp hasn't even checked in yet to finish this thing off yet, hold tight guys

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #67 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:42:48 AM »

Quote from: Kelly Stewart Creep on June 19, 2013, 09:33:51 AM

anyone else find it weird that fanning made this fanningbrag anonymous? conscience must be getting to him.

It's not my story hillbilly!

puniraptor · « **Reply #68 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:44:29 AM »

the cookie thing was pretty stud/boss

WonderMeal · « **Reply #69 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:45:07 AM »

Quote from: bones129 on June 18, 2013, 11:17:36 PM

Quote from: raquetcat on June 18, 2013, 11:16:27 PM
Quote from: WonderMeal on June 18, 2013, 09:41:54 PM
Sometimes I'll make a big batch of chocolate chip cookies (like, a triple recipe). I'll whip up the butter and eggs so they're nice and fluffy, I'll add a little bit more vanilla than the recipe calls for...

...and then I'll wrap them in little packages of four and freeze them. Then, me and Mrs. Wondermeal have fresh baked cookies every night for months. Really helps with portion control, you know?

Stud boss move scale 9 out of 10, at least.

great post

Please post full recipe.

http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/bevs_chocolate_chip_cookies.html

Quote from: steve dave on June 19, 2013, 09:32:51 AM

running total of stud/boss things in this thread: 0

Hey, Mr. Dave--did you see my post about the cookies? PRETTY STUD BOSS.

EDIT: puniraptor confirms that portion control is stud/boss.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #70 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:48:10 AM »

Quote from: Wackycat08 on June 19, 2013, 09:19:31 AM

So one of our guys on here, who wishes to remain anonymous, PM'd me this story to share:

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One time I was at Pat's and saw a girl I dated in high school. She broke up with me when she moved to western Kansas. I took her back to my place and we're doing it, and in the middle I threw a blanket over the top half of her body and told her "I want to pretend you're someone else," then I sneakily took a picture with my phone of myself inside her. And then I showed all my friends.

don't be a creep, fanning.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #71 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:53:35 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on June 19, 2013, 09:48:10 AM

Quote from: Wackycat08 on June 19, 2013, 09:19:31 AM
So one of our guys on here, who wishes to remain anonymous, PM'd me this story to share:

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One time I was at Pat's and saw a girl I dated in high school. She broke up with me when she moved to western Kansas. I took her back to my place and we're doing it, and in the middle I threw a blanket over the top half of her body and told her "I want to pretend you're someone else," then I sneakily took a picture with my phone of myself inside her. And then I showed all my friends.

don't be a creep, fanning.

I was setup by this bad person:

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Can you please post the below in the stud boss moves thread? Don't want to post it myself. I swear it's authentic and 100% true. Just say someone PM'ed you and asked you to post the story on their behalf.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #72 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:54:38 AM »

give us the name so we can publicly shame him or it's a fanningbrag

Tobias · « **Reply #73 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:56:07 AM »

#sock

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #74 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:57:36 AM »

Initials are EE. Sorry Emo, I can't take the raft on this one.