Stud Boss moves (very little stud/boss stuff inside) (NOW with 100% more creepy)

[OK_Cat]

Is the only way to be stud boss to break up with a girl? Asking for a friend.

absolutely not!

[Dr Rick Daris]

i once texted a girl to break up with her boyfriend while they were on a date, so she did. the only problem was that they were in the car driving at the time and he got all butthurt about it and made her get out right then and there. so i had to get dressed and drive five minutes to go pick her up. then we just boned and made fun of him all night long.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i once texted a girl to break up with her boyfriend while they were on a date, so she did. the only problem was that they were in the car driving at the time and he got all butthurt about it and made her get out right then and there. so i had to get dressed and drive five minutes to go pick her up. then we just boned and made fun of him all night long.

what was her name, rick?

[Dr Rick Daris]

i once texted a girl to break up with her boyfriend while they were on a date, so she did. the only problem was that they were in the car driving at the time and he got all butthurt about it and made her get out right then and there. so i had to get dressed and drive five minutes to go pick her up. then we just boned and made fun of him all night long.

what was her name, rick?

well i don't want you guys to stalk her or anything, so i won't tell you.

my other funny text message break-up related story happened around the same time though, when i texted a girl to break up with her boyfriend while they were at dinner. she and i had been at my house all day boning and making fun of this guy. so instead of having him pick her up, i had to drop her off at the restaurant. then she pulled the dumbass move of trying to break up with him before the bill came and he could drop her back off at her place. her roommate then had to drive to the restaurant, loan her money to pay the check and then drop her off at my house so we could bone some more. what a trainwreck that was.

[ChiComCat]

My stud boss moves consisted of running around with a girl with a boyfriend, she would want to break up with the boyfriend for me, I would tell her that I couldn't trust her because she was cheating on the boyfriend.  Did this once or twice a summer for awhile.

[SdK]

Had a guy change the head gasket in my car. Banged his wife while he was changing said head gasket.

[StevieWonderSniperSchool]

My stud boss moves consisted of running around with a girl with a boyfriend, she would want to break up with the boyfriend for me, I would tell her that I couldn't trust her because she was cheating on the boyfriend.  Did this once or twice a summer for awhile.

oh man, the things a younger Stevie used to do with chicks that had boyfriends. it's a wonder i'm not dead.

[SkinnyBenny]

Canadian stud boss friend of mine drove a ginor wedge in the middle of an engagement and the girl called off the wedding a few months before it was supposed to happen.

[yoga-like_abana]

broke up with gf and then we became fwb and then I got tired of that.. also went to stripclub with said fwb and had her and her friend pay for the back room and then came home and had them  both strip for me.. fun night

[SkinnyBenny]

broke up with gf and then we became fwb and then I got tired of that.. also went to stripclub with said fwb and had her and her friend pay for the back room and then came home and had them  both strip for me.. fun night

Did you make them strip just so that you could then make them put on tank tops?

[420seriouscat69]

2 girls, 1 cup started in my basement.

[bones129]

not text message related:

i went out with a girl for about 3 or 4 weeks. one night we went to dinner and and she declined when i asked if she wanted picked up but didnt give a reason why. we ate dinner and things were ok, but i could tell something was wrong. towards the end of us cleaning our plates, she started to say "i think we need to have a talk..." right as waitress came over to ask about the check. i  told the waitress "shes got the check" and walked out.

Nice.  Absolute stud boss move, rates a solid 9.

9.5

[WonderMeal]

Sometimes I'll make a big batch of chocolate chip cookies (like, a triple recipe). I'll whip up the butter and eggs so they're nice and fluffy, I'll add a little bit more vanilla than the recipe calls for...

...and then I'll wrap them in little packages of four and freeze them. Then, me and Mrs. Wondermeal have fresh baked cookies every night for months. Really helps with portion control, you know?

Stud boss move scale 9 out of 10, at least.

 

[DQ12]

not text message related:

i went out with a girl for about 3 or 4 weeks. one night we went to dinner and and she declined when i asked if she wanted picked up but didnt give a reason why. we ate dinner and things were ok, but i could tell something was wrong. towards the end of us cleaning our plates, she started to say "i think we need to have a talk..." right as waitress came over to ask about the check. i  told the waitress "shes got the check" and walked out.

How have I never heard this story, you stud/boss???

[puniraptor]

Sometimes I'll make a big batch of chocolate chip cookies (like, a triple recipe). I'll whip up the butter and eggs so they're nice and fluffy, I'll add a little bit more vanilla than the recipe calls for...

...and then I'll wrap them in little packages of four and freeze them. Then, me and Mrs. Wondermeal have fresh baked cookies every night for months. Really helps with portion control, you know?

Stud boss move scale 9 out of 10, at least.

 

thats really nifty! I would just get home from work the very next day and beast the eff out of all the frozen cookie dough.

[raquetcat]

Sometimes I'll make a big batch of chocolate chip cookies (like, a triple recipe). I'll whip up the butter and eggs so they're nice and fluffy, I'll add a little bit more vanilla than the recipe calls for...

...and then I'll wrap them in little packages of four and freeze them. Then, me and Mrs. Wondermeal have fresh baked cookies every night for months. Really helps with portion control, you know?

Stud boss move scale 9 out of 10, at least.

 

great post

[bones129]

Sometimes I'll make a big batch of chocolate chip cookies (like, a triple recipe). I'll whip up the butter and eggs so they're nice and fluffy, I'll add a little bit more vanilla than the recipe calls for...

...and then I'll wrap them in little packages of four and freeze them. Then, me and Mrs. Wondermeal have fresh baked cookies every night for months. Really helps with portion control, you know?

Stud boss move scale 9 out of 10, at least.

 

great post

Please post full recipe.

[Headinjun]

Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks. 

Banged somebody's wife? 

That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.

[Asteriskhead]

Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks. 

Banged somebody's wife? 

That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.

Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.

[bones129]

Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks. 

Banged somebody's wife? 

That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.

Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.

MH has a good point. Perhaps we should learn more about their relationship before we pass judgment. I will await further information.

[Shacks]

Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks. 

Banged somebody's wife? 

That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.

Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.

I used to date a girl in an open marriage.  It was a little weird but she was out of my league so I rolled with it.

[bones129]

Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks. 

Banged somebody's wife? 

That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.

Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.

I used to date a girl in an open marriage.  It was a little weird but she was out of my league so I rolled with it.

Have to take the good opportunities when they present themselves.

[Panjandrum]

Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks. 

Banged somebody's wife? 

That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.

Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.

I used to date a girl in an open marriage.  It was a little weird but she was out of my league so I rolled with it.

[Shacks]

Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks. 

Banged somebody's wife? 

That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.

Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.

I used to date a girl in an open marriage.  It was a little weird but she was out of my league so I rolled with it.

Honestly, her being married wasn't even the weirdest thing about that situation.  I met her on Craigslist and she had just "retired" from stripping because she recently graduated and only did it to pay for tuition.  I checked a lot of boxes with that one.  Married, mom, (former) stripper, Craigslist hookup.

[Panjandrum]

Jesus, Shacks.  I don't know whether to high five you or set my computer on fire.