http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/69776/the-future-adventures-of-johnny-football
The future adventures of Johnny Manziel.
Week 1: Escorted off field at half after complaining about his hangover
Week 2: Throws 5 int and passes for -45 yards
Week 3: Has a stiff conversation with team in showers after getting creamed by Bama
Week 4: Cries pregame about Reveille dying
Week 5: Sneaks Miller 64 into gatorade bottle.Throws for 304 yds and 2 Tds, drunk, against tattered Arkansas
Week 6: Gets injured mid 2nd quarter against TF stud Nkemdichie out for 3 weeks.
Week 7: Media covers Manziel injury
Weeks 8-9: People dont care anymore
Week 10: aTm players forget Manziel is alive. Thought he died at Delta Sig party in week 9 while doing triple dog dare keg stand in deep-end of pool
Week 11: Embarrassed by average LSU defense
Week 12: Has 14 point lead on Mizzou at half, leaves locker room to go to Hardees for a #2 and a large iced tea
Week 13: Goes to party after SEC champ game to celebrate, too drunk to realized they missed the game all together
Week 14: Declares for 2014 NFL draft. Goodell and team owners laugh