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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2013, 08:43:25 AM »
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2013, 08:48:13 AM »
large bodies of water at night. they're just so much freakier when it's dark.
everyone is scared of that
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2013, 08:52:17 AM »
intentionally driving off of a highway at high speed.
I get super nervous driving through highways on high cliffs.  I think to myself, what if I just made one bad move, and donezo.

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2013, 08:57:06 AM »
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2013, 09:18:37 AM »
intentionally driving off of a highway at high speed.

existential angst can be very cruel. i nearly had a panic attack in the louvre because of the fear/realization that it was only me stopping me from going ham on all of those priceless sculptures.

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2013, 09:23:15 AM »
clowns are a good one.

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2013, 10:12:01 AM »
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2013, 10:15:46 AM »
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2013, 10:17:35 AM »
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2013, 10:18:32 AM »
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2013, 10:35:19 AM »
I'm afraid of being a statistic.

Like the 1/1,000,000(check my math here mocat) that the plane crashes, or the roller coaster fails.


Also scared of driving on a 2 lane highway that is not divided because I am afraid the other moron is going to cross the center line and head on me at 60+.
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2013, 10:37:00 AM »
large bodies of water at night. they're just so much freakier when it's dark.
everyone is scared of that

Like, even driving over bridges and being scared to look down? Oh well, good to know I'm not alone.

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2013, 10:39:07 AM »
I'm afraid of being a statistic.

Like the 1/1,000,000(check my math here mocat) that the plane crashes, or the roller coaster fails.


Also scared of driving on a 2 lane highway that is not divided because I am afraid the other moron is going to cross the center line and head on me at 60+.

make fun of mocats math one more time and i will ban you.
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2013, 10:52:03 AM »
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2013, 10:57:11 AM »
Dying in a plane crash.  It's all I can think about while I'm flying.

touching a live fish or other water creature.  eff that crap...

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2013, 10:59:46 AM »
I'm afraid of being a statistic.

Like the 1/1,000,000(check my math here mocat) that the plane crashes, or the roller coaster fails.


Also scared of driving on a 2 lane highway that is not divided because I am afraid the other moron is going to cross the center line and head on me at 60+.

make fun of mocats math one more time and i will ban you.


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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2013, 11:24:26 AM »
I have a clown phobia.  I haven't been to a McDonald's in over 25 years because of Ronald McDonald.

Also, hand sanitizers freak my out.


Many people have clown phobias.  I used to not GAF about clowns when I was a kid but I find them to begetting progressively more creepy as I get older.

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #42 on: June 12, 2013, 11:28:07 AM »
Mayonnaise.

It's vile.  When my wife puts it on a dish, I have to completely rinse it clean and use a scrub brush before I'll put my hands on it to put it in the dishwasher.

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #43 on: June 12, 2013, 11:29:05 AM »
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #44 on: June 12, 2013, 11:29:30 AM »
Mayonnaise.

It's vile.  When my wife puts it on a dish, I have to completely rinse it clean and use a scrub brush before I'll put my hands on it to put it in the dishwasher.

I used to work with a girl that freaked out about pickles. I saw her almost have a panic attack at a restaurant because there was a pickle on her plate.

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #45 on: June 12, 2013, 11:30:43 AM »
Sometimes when I'm driving really fast I wonder if one of my wheels might fall off.  I've never slowed down because of it.  Just aware that it's on the table.
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #46 on: June 12, 2013, 11:46:33 AM »
Mayonnaise.

It's vile.  When my wife puts it on a dish, I have to completely rinse it clean and use a scrub brush before I'll put my hands on it to put it in the dishwasher.

I used to work with a girl that freaked out about pickles. I saw her almost have a panic attack at a restaurant because there was a pickle on her plate.

No panic attacks for me, but I refuse to touch or ingest it.

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2013, 11:48:45 AM »
Sometimes when I'm driving really fast I wonder if one of my wheels might fall off.  I've never slowed down because of it.  Just aware that it's on the table.

On two lane highways I ponder the statistics of a car/truck coming at me blowing out a tire at the precise moment we pass, the odds that that particular tire woudl cause them to wreck into me head on, and the odds of surviving.  I've cringed a few times a big semi has gone past really fast.

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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2013, 05:05:07 PM »
i nearly had a panic attack in the louvre because of the fear/realization that it was only me stopping me from going ham on all of those priceless sculptures.

that's exactly it.  my brain is pretty reliable, but is it 100% reliable?  what gets engineered to that spec?  nothing, that's what.  even if it's 99.99999999 % reliable at telling my arms not to jerk to the right or left while driving, it's just a matter of time before i do it.
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Re: things you are scared of that no one else is scared of
« Reply #49 on: June 12, 2013, 05:26:52 PM »
Mayonnaise.

It's vile.  When my wife puts it on a dish, I have to completely rinse it clean and use a scrub brush before I'll put my hands on it to put it in the dishwasher.

I used to work with a girl that freaked out about pickles. I saw her almost have a panic attack at a restaurant because there was a pickle on her plate.

Pickles.

an old roommate of mine thought it'd be funny to throw a pickle at me.  i punched him in the gut for doing it.  i also could smell pickles on my skin for a week, no matter how much i washed the area.  they are rough ridin' disgusting.

mayo is #2 in disgusting food, i would probably just throw away all those dishes panj.  pretty sure it would ruin the taste of any food that ever came in contact with that dish again.
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