things you are scared of that no one else is scared of

[Unruly]

Still waiting for a numbers check chief.

The odds of a passenger being killed on any one flight are approximately 8 million to one. From PlaneCrashInfo.com:
If a passenger boarded a flight at random, once a day, everyday, it would statistically be over 21,000 years before he or she would be killed.

Phew.

Thanks mocat!

 

[ShellShock]

Midgets. Seriously guys, they scare the piss out of me and I don't know why...

[Bloodfart]

Babies scare the crap out of me.  I hate putting clothes on my 6 month old.  The other day I was putting his arm through the sleeve of a shirt and when his arm reached the end of the sleeve all of his fingers were bent straight backwards.  I was like crap I just mumped up my kids hand but he was fine.  I worry that I'm gonna dislocate an arm or leg on the little guy and everyone will think I'm a bad dad.   

[puniraptor]

Midgets. Seriously guys, they scare the piss out of me and I don't know why...

its because they can hollow you out and operate your body from within

[ben ji]

I used to be afraid of mentally handicapped but have recently conquered this fear.

[Emo EMAW]

I used to be afraid of mentally handicapped but have recently conquered this fear.

Same.  There's a group that comes around work every week (shoudl be here today) selling candy and now I buy every week.  Not one has attacked me for no apparent reason yet so that's good.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Babies scare the crap out of me.  I hate putting clothes on my 6 month old.  The other day I was putting his arm through the sleeve of a shirt and when his arm reached the end of the sleeve all of his fingers were bent straight backwards.  I was like crap I just mumped up my kids hand but he was fine.  I worry that I'm gonna dislocate an arm or leg on the little guy and everyone will think I'm a bad dad.   

I am afraid when a baby is laying on the couch next to me they are going to roll off onto the floor. Happened once 14 years ago.

[CNS]

Babies scare the crap out of me.  I hate putting clothes on my 6 month old.  The other day I was putting his arm through the sleeve of a shirt and when his arm reached the end of the sleeve all of his fingers were bent straight backwards.  I was like crap I just mumped up my kids hand but he was fine.  I worry that I'm gonna dislocate an arm or leg on the little guy and everyone will think I'm a bad dad.   

Relax.   They don't remember much that happens before 4 yrs old.  If you do end up messing up your kids arm or fingers, just tell them they were born that way and that plenty of ppl are born with challenges they must overcome. 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Deathly afraid of heights. Even looking at a picture w/ the point of view from the top of a building makes my insides cringe.

[slucat]

goats, particularly meat goats.

FWIW-pickles and mayo are awesome

[felix rex]

Babies scare the crap out of me.  I hate putting clothes on my 6 month old.  The other day I was putting his arm through the sleeve of a shirt and when his arm reached the end of the sleeve all of his fingers were bent straight backwards.  I was like crap I just mumped up my kids hand but he was fine.  I worry that I'm gonna dislocate an arm or leg on the little guy and everyone will think I'm a bad dad.   

Relax.   They don't remember much that happens before 4 yrs old.  If you do end up messing up your kids arm or fingers, just tell them they were born that way and that plenty of ppl are born with challenges they must overcome.

Tell them it happened at Disneyland. Double bonus.

[SabiNation]

Deathly afraid of heights. Even looking at a picture w/ the point of view from the top of a building makes my insides cringe.

Same.  Those old-timey pictures of the guys sitting on the frame of a future skyscraper eating lunch freak me the eff out.  Like wut

[420seriouscat69]

Deathly afraid of heights. Even looking at a picture w/ the point of view from the top of a building makes my insides cringe.

Same.  Those old-timey pictures of the guys sitting on the frame of a future skyscraper eating lunch freak me the eff out.  Like wut

Samesies 

[SabiNation]

Doing my taxes.  At random times throughout the year, I'll have anxiety about the fact that I'll soon have to be busting my brain trying to figure out how to do my taxes again.

[Kat Kid]

Babies scare the crap out of me.  I hate putting clothes on my 6 month old.  The other day I was putting his arm through the sleeve of a shirt and when his arm reached the end of the sleeve all of his fingers were bent straight backwards.  I was like crap I just mumped up my kids hand but he was fine.  I worry that I'm gonna dislocate an arm or leg on the little guy and everyone will think I'm a bad dad.   

kids have incredibly stretchy tendons and cartilage.  Should be fine.  Just be a little wary about swinging them by their arms.

[mocat]

Deathly afraid of heights. Even looking at a picture w/ the point of view from the top of a building makes my insides cringe.

Same.  Those old-timey pictures of the guys sitting on the frame of a future skyscraper eating lunch freak me the eff out.  Like wut

Samesies 

you guys ever do that extreme camping stuff?

[420seriouscat69]

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

leaving my moms basement

[Tobias]

just looks like some vertical hiking to me

they probably just got dropped off at the base anyways

[CNS]

just looks like some vertical hiking to me

they probably just got dropped off at the base anyways

Agreed.  Def not camping.

[felix rex]

Babies scare the crap out of me.  I hate putting clothes on my 6 month old.  The other day I was putting his arm through the sleeve of a shirt and when his arm reached the end of the sleeve all of his fingers were bent straight backwards.  I was like crap I just mumped up my kids hand but he was fine.  I worry that I'm gonna dislocate an arm or leg on the little guy and everyone will think I'm a bad dad.   

kids have incredibly stretchy tendons and cartilage.  Should be fine.  Just be a little wary about swinging them by their arms.

I am terrified about this.

[CNS]

Babies scare the crap out of me.  I hate putting clothes on my 6 month old.  The other day I was putting his arm through the sleeve of a shirt and when his arm reached the end of the sleeve all of his fingers were bent straight backwards.  I was like crap I just mumped up my kids hand but he was fine.  I worry that I'm gonna dislocate an arm or leg on the little guy and everyone will think I'm a bad dad.   

kids have incredibly stretchy tendons and cartilage.  Should be fine.  Just be a little wary about swinging them by their arms.

I am terrified about this.

The only thing keeping you from grabbing any kid and swinging them by their arms is you. 

[felix rex]

It's only a matter of time

[OK_Cat]

evangelical christians

[mocat]

yesterday right after takeoff the engines suddenly dropped their noise level by about half, in a really unusual way, and everybody looked around with terrified looks on their faces for about 1.5 seconds but everything was fine. my heart was pounding.