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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5975 on: November 10, 2016, 06:55:00 PM »
I saw some click bate thing listing KCI as one of the 10 worst airports. I guess not everyone can get new digs like stud #WichitaThings


If you live in KC and travel weekly, like me, it's the best airport in the world.  Easiest in and out in the country, IMO.
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5976 on: November 10, 2016, 07:34:00 PM »
pro-new termy folks like to pretend that other city's airports aren't gross dirty places filled with angry gross dirty people
sorry but thems facts


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5977 on: November 10, 2016, 07:37:01 PM »
tonight i hit the mci trifecta-
1) landed 10 minutes early (delta, atl->mci)
2) of course i don't check bag, walked right out and there was the parking spot chick (perfect timing you dirty slut), in transit less than 3 mins post-deplane
3) 2nd person dropped off at parking spot (covered, of course)

bonus round:
circumvented line to leave parking spot b/c spot card

what an incredible experience


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5978 on: November 10, 2016, 07:38:26 PM »
almost worth a billion simoleons


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5979 on: November 10, 2016, 07:39:33 PM »
that's pretty hot clams

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5980 on: November 10, 2016, 07:43:39 PM »
tonight i hit the mci trifecta-
1) landed 10 minutes early (delta, atl->mci)
2) of course i don't check bag, walked right out and there was the parking spot chick (perfect timing you dirty slut), in transit less than 3 mins post-deplane
3) 2nd person dropped off at parking spot (covered, of course)

bonus round:
circumvented line to leave parking spot b/c spot card

what an incredible experience

New term would change none of this
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5981 on: November 10, 2016, 07:46:44 PM »
tonight i hit the mci trifecta-
1) landed 10 minutes early (delta, atl->mci)
2) of course i don't check bag, walked right out and there was the parking spot chick (perfect timing you dirty slut), in transit less than 3 mins post-deplane
3) 2nd person dropped off at parking spot (covered, of course)

bonus round:
circumvented line to leave parking spot b/c spot card

what an incredible experience

New term would change none of this

seems pretty unnecessary then


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5982 on: November 10, 2016, 10:44:22 PM »
tonight i hit the mci trifecta-
1) landed 10 minutes early (delta, atl->mci)
2) of course i don't check bag, walked right out and there was the parking spot chick (perfect timing you dirty slut), in transit less than 3 mins post-deplane
3) 2nd person dropped off at parking spot (covered, of course)

bonus round:
circumvented line to leave parking spot b/c spot card

what an incredible experience
Sounds amazing friend. About to experience this in 10 minutes.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5983 on: November 10, 2016, 10:46:02 PM »
tonight i hit the mci trifecta-
1) landed 10 minutes early (delta, atl->mci)
2) of course i don't check bag, walked right out and there was the parking spot chick (perfect timing you dirty slut), in transit less than 3 mins post-deplane
3) 2nd person dropped off at parking spot (covered, of course)

bonus round:
circumvented line to leave parking spot b/c spot card

what an incredible experience

New term would change none of this

seems pretty unnecessary then
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5984 on: November 10, 2016, 11:58:19 PM »
I saw some click bate thing listing KCI as one of the 10 worst airports. I guess not everyone can get new digs like stud #WichitaThings


If you live in KC and travel weekly, like me, it's the best airport in the world.  Easiest in and out in the country, IMO.

LOL no.  Even worse than horrible. Congrats you've learned how to deal with the KCI shitshow but that doesn't mean it's the best of anything.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5985 on: November 11, 2016, 12:02:15 AM »
tonight i hit the mci trifecta-
1) landed 10 minutes early (delta, atl->mci)
2) of course i don't check bag, walked right out and there was the parking spot chick (perfect timing you dirty slut), in transit less than 3 mins post-deplane
3) 2nd person dropped off at parking spot (covered, of course)

bonus round:
circumvented line to leave parking spot b/c spot card

what an incredible experience

New term would change none of this

seems pretty unnecessary then

1) you would have landed in the time you wanted to land with more competition
2) you wouldn't have had to take a shuttle
3) see #2


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5986 on: November 11, 2016, 08:01:16 AM »
tonight i hit the mci trifecta-
1) landed 10 minutes early (delta, atl->mci)
2) of course i don't check bag, walked right out and there was the parking spot chick (perfect timing you dirty slut), in transit less than 3 mins post-deplane
3) 2nd person dropped off at parking spot (covered, of course)

bonus round:
circumvented line to leave parking spot b/c spot card

what an incredible experience

New term would change none of this

seems pretty unnecessary then

1) you would have landed in the time you wanted to land with more competition
2) you wouldn't have had to take a shuttle
3) see #2





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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5987 on: November 11, 2016, 09:20:29 AM »
Guys I rode the streetcar of death last night and for one stop I was the only person on it...what a waste!

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5988 on: November 11, 2016, 09:21:39 AM »
tonight i hit the mci trifecta-
1) landed 10 minutes early (delta, atl->mci)
2) of course i don't check bag, walked right out and there was the parking spot chick (perfect timing you dirty slut), in transit less than 3 mins post-deplane
3) 2nd person dropped off at parking spot (covered, of course)

bonus round:
circumvented line to leave parking spot b/c spot card

what an incredible experience

New term would change none of this

seems pretty unnecessary then

1) you would have landed in the time you wanted to land with more competition
2) you wouldn't have had to take a shuttle
3) see #2





Anecdotal stories are the best way to make decisions...thanks clams for resolving the airport issue!

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5989 on: November 11, 2016, 09:51:16 AM »
there is no airport issue but thanks for trying to fabricate one!


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5990 on: November 11, 2016, 10:01:52 AM »
there is no airport issue but thanks for trying to fabricate one!

It's fine.... You would have been a great mayor in the 80s not addressing our sewer problem

Can't wait for interest rates to go up and address this later

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« Reply #5991 on: November 11, 2016, 10:07:28 AM »
like i said, there's nothing to address
and who cares about interest rates, it's not our money - remember?
and who cares about the sewer problem, we have a streetcar. the taxes raised from the new businesses developed along the streetcar line should offset the cost of the airport and the sewer line, right?  oh, what's that? we TIF'd the development along the streetcar line? well the new hotel we are paying for will bring in new conventions to KC and those dollars will help offset the costs.  except our cost per conventioneer are higher than other cities b/c we signed a sweetheart deal with hyatt awarding them all the banquet business and we're not competitive vs other cities?  yikes, it's quite the conundrum we find ourselves in.  smdh.


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5992 on: November 11, 2016, 10:09:35 AM »
I saw some click bate thing listing KCI as one of the 10 worst airports. I guess not everyone can get new digs like stud #WichitaThings


If you live in KC and travel weekly, like me, it's the best airport in the world.  Easiest in and out in the country, IMO.

canco.  Literally the only bad feature is the parking at term B but take a car service and problem solved

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5993 on: November 11, 2016, 10:15:49 AM »
I saw some click bate thing listing KCI as one of the 10 worst airports. I guess not everyone can get new digs like stud #WichitaThings


If you live in KC and travel weekly, like me, it's the best airport in the world.  Easiest in and out in the country, IMO.

Yup, I can literally show up in the economy lot 30 minutes before my flight left, chase down a bus, get into B terminal and through security like a boss right at last call with 10 minutes to spare. Name another airport of similar size you can do that in. Don't recommend doing that FWIW but still, would never happen anywhere else. Not disagreeing that the airport itself if kind of a POS, but so few people actually connect through it relative to those going in and out.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5994 on: November 11, 2016, 10:16:46 AM »
Airports are probably viewed differently by locals that have to use them to fly out vs. organizations that need to fly people in.

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« Reply #5995 on: November 11, 2016, 10:17:44 AM »
Airports are probably viewed differently by locals that have to use them to fly out vs. organizations that need to fly people in.

and people that connect through n which case mci is probably awful

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« Reply #5996 on: November 11, 2016, 10:20:11 AM »
Airports are probably viewed differently by locals that have to use them to fly out vs. organizations that need to fly people in.

and people that connect through n which case mci is probably awful

Yeah, but are there actually itineraries that connect thru kc?

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« Reply #5997 on: November 11, 2016, 10:22:41 AM »
Airports are probably viewed differently by locals that have to use them to fly out vs. organizations that need to fly people in.

and people that connect through n which case mci is probably awful

Yeah, but are there actually itineraries that connect thru kc?

on southwest, yes

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« Reply #5998 on: November 11, 2016, 10:28:28 AM »
Airports are probably viewed differently by locals that have to use them to fly out vs. organizations that need to fly people in.

and people that connect through n which case mci is probably awful

Yeah, but are there actually itineraries that connect thru kc?

on southwest, yes

maybe southwest should pay for the new airport then. I mean you guys are Kansas city so who cares. not exactly dallas or Chicago or anything.

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« Reply #5999 on: November 11, 2016, 10:29:05 AM »
oh man this is classic clams...full of all kinds of fun misinformation

like i said, there's nothing to address
and who cares about interest rates, it's not our money - remember?

The bill becomes higher to airlines, they are less likely to back the debt.  On top of that, nobody has ever said fees (landing, parking, etc) paid by travelers wouldn't be used as part of the funding....

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and who cares about the sewer problem, we have a streetcar.

The sewer problem is already in year 5 of being fixed...someone so worried about the sewers, I figured you'd know that.

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the taxes raised from the new businesses developed along the streetcar line should offset the cost of the airport and the sewer line, right?

airport can't be paid with taxes from new businesses, sewer replacement is funded by user fees so yes more development helps that funding.

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  oh, what's that? we TIF'd the development along the streetcar line?

sewer fees aren't part of a TIF....taxes that are TIF'd can't be used for airports.

well the new hotel we are paying for will bring in new conventions to KC and those dollars will help offset the costs.  except our cost per conventioneer are higher than other cities b/c we signed a sweetheart deal with hyatt awarding them all the banquet business and we're not competitive vs other cities?  [/quote]

this is just inaccurate.  The uptick in convention business since the Hyatt announcement that depends on the Hyatt being built is one data point....exclusive caterers at convention centers is not unique.

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yikes, it's quite the conundrum we find ourselves in.  smdh.

Not really...but again, you would have been a great mayor in the 80s acting like we didn't have a problem to fix...great job Berkley'clams!