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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5250 on: May 23, 2016, 04:23:29 PM »
What about a stadium at the airport and layover people could get a outfield ticket or something for 10 bucks
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5251 on: May 23, 2016, 04:49:38 PM »
An airplane crash during a game could make KC home to a spectacular mass casualty event.  (Stadium + airport downtown)

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5252 on: May 23, 2016, 05:28:40 PM »
Streetcar down since around 320pm due to track issue at Union station. Must not be a quick fix as they have already deployed buses to fill in on the route.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5254 on: May 26, 2016, 10:11:23 PM »
An airplane crash during a game could make KC home to a spectacular mass casualty event.  (Stadium + airport downtown)

Good thing there has never been an airport next to a city before!

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5255 on: May 27, 2016, 09:46:27 AM »
Ms wacky and I are doing the zoo tomorrow. She makes these adorable noises and says "look at that little snuggle" every time she see's a puppy. I don't know what i'm about to walk into with a whole buffet of animals. I should probably wear a body condom tomorrow with all the adorableness she's about to see. Anyways, I haven't been in like 5 years. I hear they have a lot of cool new stuff.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5256 on: May 27, 2016, 09:49:47 AM »
the zoo has become worse than arrowhead, good luck


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5257 on: May 27, 2016, 09:53:20 AM »
the zoo has become worse than arrowhead, good luck
  :frown: Probably because they started selling booze. Meet for a drink afterwards?

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5258 on: May 27, 2016, 09:53:48 AM »
wacky if you have any sense you'd go to Deanna Rose instead.  It's in Overland Park so very safe area. 

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« Reply #5259 on: May 27, 2016, 09:55:39 AM »
wacky if you have any sense you'd go to Deanna Rose instead.  It's in Overland Park so very safe area.
First time i've heard of this. I don't think you understand how adorable Ms. Wacky is when she gets around animals. I need a big buffet of them to be satisfied. I'll fight off the riff raff.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5260 on: May 27, 2016, 09:56:52 AM »
Like, if I wrote my own vows, that would probably be the first thing I said. I love it when you...... "make that adorable noise every time you see a puppy and say "look at that little snuggle"." It's so rough ridin' adorable!

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5261 on: May 27, 2016, 09:58:50 AM »
who is the guy "taking her to the zoo" if you haven't been in like 5 years? :ohno:

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5262 on: May 27, 2016, 10:00:26 AM »
wacky everyone annoyed that weird detail on purpose


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5263 on: May 27, 2016, 10:01:27 AM »
who is the guy "taking her to the zoo" if you haven't been in like 5 years? :ohno:
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wacky everyone annoyed that weird detail on purpose
What weird detail?!

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5264 on: May 27, 2016, 10:04:17 AM »
the zoo has become worse than arrowhead, good luck
  :frown: Probably because they started selling booze. Meet for a drink afterwards?

So I guess the zoo is another place you can't go with any other women.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5265 on: May 27, 2016, 10:10:36 AM »
who is the guy "taking her to the zoo" if you haven't been in like 5 years? :ohno:
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wacky everyone annoyed that weird detail on purpose
What weird detail?!
the part about how your ex-gf makes a weird sound every time she sees an animal


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5266 on: May 27, 2016, 10:15:02 AM »
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5267 on: May 27, 2016, 10:17:40 AM »
Is a fiancee consider to be an ex-gf????

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5268 on: May 27, 2016, 10:18:32 AM »
the zoo has become worse than arrowhead, good luck
  :frown: Probably because they started selling booze. Meet for a drink afterwards?

So I guess the zoo is another place you can't go with any other women.
Doesn't sound safe tbh. It would probably set off the hormones.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5269 on: May 27, 2016, 10:20:29 AM »
Is a fiancee consider to be an ex-gf????

Technically, I suppose
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« Reply #5270 on: May 27, 2016, 10:20:59 AM »
wife is too, I imagine


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5271 on: May 27, 2016, 10:24:18 AM »
Love the zoo. Great times. Animals are very fascinating to me.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5272 on: May 27, 2016, 10:25:19 AM »
wacky if you have any sense you'd go to Deanna Rose instead.  It's in Overland Park so very safe area.
First time i've heard of this. I don't think you understand how adorable Ms. Wacky is when she gets around animals. I need a big buffet of them to be satisfied. I'll fight off the riff raff.

At Deanna Rose you can bottle feed baby goats.  There is nothing more adorable than bottle feeding baby goats (IMO, of course).

(I might be obsessed with goats, no katdaddy.)

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5273 on: May 27, 2016, 10:30:58 AM »
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #5274 on: May 27, 2016, 10:36:28 AM »
the zoo is better now than it has been in my lifetime. the chair lift over the entire africa section? holy crap man