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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1800 on: March 09, 2015, 05:06:21 PM »
She does a lot of car ads. She was probably up there shaking her thang today.

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« Reply #1801 on: March 09, 2015, 05:07:06 PM »
She does a lot of car ads. She was probably up there shaking her thang today.

She was just playing with her kids at the playground. And by playing I mean ignoring while on her phone.

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« Reply #1802 on: March 09, 2015, 05:08:44 PM »
Imagine if she had been on a playdate with the Watson's girl and her kids. Add some Rodney D Young, Hap Hazard, Johnny Dare, and you'd be at peak KC

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« Reply #1803 on: March 09, 2015, 05:09:20 PM »
ray vincent would be a boss MC for that event

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« Reply #1804 on: March 09, 2015, 05:09:57 PM »
maybe gary jozzin can set up a joory stand there?

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« Reply #1805 on: March 09, 2015, 05:10:23 PM »
have i ever told you guys my johnny rowlands story?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #1806 on: March 09, 2015, 05:11:34 PM »
maybe gary jozzin can set up a joory stand there?

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have i ever told you guys my johnny rowlands story?

this is the perfect time/place for it.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1807 on: March 09, 2015, 05:11:52 PM »
Holly starr  :love:
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1808 on: March 09, 2015, 05:13:39 PM »
I'd rate that party 10 clinkscales mocat if you really could get ray vincent to MC


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« Reply #1809 on: March 09, 2015, 05:15:55 PM »
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« Reply #1810 on: March 09, 2015, 05:22:27 PM »
okay so me and a friend go to party city in overland park. like 135th and antioch, i think. were walking out and boom, theres johnny rowlands. hes got his escalade with license plate "CHPPR 9" and these two girls hop out with him. we go up to him and were like "hey johnny rowlands! can we get a picture with you?" and he looks at one girl, then looks at the other and says, "you kids need to get a hobby" and walks off.

just mushed us for his babes.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1811 on: March 09, 2015, 05:27:24 PM »
I'm kinda disappointed this "penguin park at the northlands" thing isn't some magnificent winter wonderland :frown:

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« Reply #1812 on: March 09, 2015, 06:09:56 PM »
Such a Johnny Rowlands thing to do  :love:
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1813 on: March 09, 2015, 07:13:23 PM »
glad he noted that he was at the penguin park in the northland b/c I walked through the plaza penguin park on my way to potbelly at lunch and didn't see c43


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1814 on: March 09, 2015, 07:47:14 PM »
Phillips  66 pak?

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1815 on: March 09, 2015, 07:49:06 PM »
the only Kansas City park worth noting is Scott Parks of 98.1
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« Reply #1816 on: March 09, 2015, 09:00:25 PM »
glad he noted that he was at the penguin park in the northland b/c I walked through the plaza penguin park on my way to potbelly at lunch and didn't see c43

That penguin park is way classier.

FUN FACT: the sculptor of those plaza penguins was like Mrs. CF3's Mom's cousin or something I think. I guess its more of a fun rumor than a fun fact

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1817 on: March 09, 2015, 10:24:06 PM »
Imagine if she had been on a playdate with the Watson's girl and her kids. Add some Rodney D Young, Hap Hazard, Johnny Dare, and you'd be at peak KC

Fun fact: the woman who played Mrs hap hazard drove the school bus little moscribe rode on one year.

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« Reply #1818 on: March 09, 2015, 10:32:00 PM »
Imagine if she had been on a playdate with the Watson's girl and her kids. Add some Rodney D Young, Hap Hazard, Johnny Dare, and you'd be at peak KC

Fun fact: the woman who played Mrs hap hazard drove the school bus little moscribe rode on one year.

Wait, that wasn't his real wife???????

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« Reply #1819 on: March 09, 2015, 10:35:52 PM »
Imagine if she had been on a playdate with the Watson's girl and her kids. Add some Rodney D Young, Hap Hazard, Johnny Dare, and you'd be at peak KC

Fun fact: the woman who played Mrs hap hazard drove the school bus little moscribe rode on one year.


Wait, that wasn't his real wife???????

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1820 on: March 10, 2015, 12:23:12 AM »
my buddy bought his house from Holly Starr (in the northland)
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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1821 on: March 10, 2015, 08:10:36 AM »
as a huge crystle lampitt fan, i find all of this talk about holly starr really unnecessary and annoying.  she's a has been.
get with the program, lampitt is modern and chic.


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1822 on: March 10, 2015, 08:54:52 AM »
There's a circle that leads me from radio sales girl to Tyler thigpen and johnny dare and then to Holly Starr. I'm pretty much as famous as those ppl in the community when it comes to the slaying game.

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« Reply #1823 on: March 10, 2015, 09:02:34 AM »
as a huge crystle lampitt fan, i find all of this talk about holly starr really unnecessary and annoying.  she's a has been.
get with the program, lampitt is modern and chic.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #1824 on: March 10, 2015, 01:26:24 PM »
Dunno about this Crystle Lampitt character... had to Google. That's a fail on her part.

Holly Starr a has-been... #fact