I've now decided oscar likely throws low key parties at his house and talks about his early successes at Illinois. Then, when anyone dares to talk about his last few years with the "Fighting-I," he distracts by producing a feast of chicken nuggets fresh off the oscar Grill, offers up haircut advice, and tells everyone still in attendance that ADJC is the best he's ever worked for.
Then, after everyone leaves and he's the only one left standing, he pours himself the really good Scotch (his first drink of the night, and the only good Scotch any of his guests saw all night) and says, "No matter what happens, I'm solid here as long as John is the AD."
This is the future of KSU BB.