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Just who is oscar?
« on: June 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM »
OK, we all know oscar is the coach...at least for now. We know he likes chicken nuggets. We know he has a wierd haircut. We know he doesn't unbutton his jacket (suit coat) on the sideline. We know he won with Frank's guys. We know his big recruit didn't qualify. We know our point guard left.

What else do we know about oscar? What else shoud we know about oscar?


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Just who is oscar?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2013, 12:59:04 AM »
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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2013, 08:47:31 AM »
Hates Pinocchio  :shakesfist:

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2013, 09:02:31 AM »
His favorite air show trick is the "stall and nose dive".
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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2013, 09:39:03 AM »
He has poopy pants.

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2013, 09:48:56 AM »
oscar likes to fix up old motorcycles in his "free time"
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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2013, 10:20:14 AM »
oscar has been working on his own home brew for the last 2 years.

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Re: Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2013, 10:26:24 AM »
oscar has been working on his own home brew for the last 2 years.

Grumblings that the beer is somewhat flat but that ppl mildly enjoy it once they get used to the fact that they ran out of their favorite beer and that the liquor store is closed for the night.

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Re: Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2013, 11:03:15 AM »
oscar has been working on his own home brew for the last 2 years.

Grumblings that the beer is somewhat flat but that ppl mildly enjoy it once they get used to the fact that they ran out of their favorite beer and that the liquor store is closed for the night.

Then you find out it's nonalcoholic.
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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2013, 11:06:43 AM »
One of the most vigilant finger odor surveyor in the coaching game.

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2013, 11:19:54 AM »
Tester of chapstick and other lip balm during high stress sitchs.

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2013, 11:27:19 AM »
"Walking his dog" is an excuse for his peeping Tom secret life.

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2013, 12:19:00 PM »
"Walking his dog" is an excuse for his peeping Tom secret life.

I could absolutely see this.

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2013, 12:43:54 PM »
before the home brew experiment oscar Weber was huge into smoking his own meat. Mastered smoking rope sausage and ribs, but then decided he was a vegetarian. Not a vegan because he couldn't give up chicken nuggets.

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2013, 04:48:21 PM »
oscar likes to fix up old motorcycles in his "free time"
oscar fixes up a lot of motorcycles, especially during recruiting season

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2013, 11:52:11 PM »
I've now decided oscar likely throws low key parties at his house and talks about his early successes at Illinois. Then, when anyone dares to talk about his last few years with the "Fighting-I," he distracts by producing a feast of chicken nuggets fresh off the oscar Grill, offers up haircut advice, and tells everyone still in attendance that ADJC is the best he's ever worked for.

Then, after everyone leaves and he's the only one left standing, he pours himself the really good Scotch (his first drink of the night, and the only good Scotch any of his guests saw all night) and says, "No matter what happens, I'm solid here as long as John is the AD."

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2013, 10:16:05 PM »
OK, we all know oscar is the coach...at least for now. We know he likes chicken nuggets. We know he has a wierd haircut. We know he doesn't unbutton his jacket (suit coat) on the sideline. We know he won with Frank's guys. We know his big recruit didn't qualify. We know our point guard left.

What else do we know about oscar? What else shoud we know about oscar?

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2013, 10:17:31 PM »
Also, I think I read he fingered a soap opera star or something
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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2013, 10:21:52 PM »
Well here's my BW experience.  When i worked at a local dealer as a service advisor he brought his "demo" in to the shop while i was working alone.  He wanted me to show him how to activate the running boards for when he stepped out of the vehicle.  This was a new model so i had not seen this specific feature yet but it took me about 5 seconds of looking at the dash to figure out how to do it since there was a giant RUNNING BOARD button beneath the cd player...  He was also shifty and awkward with me and came off as slightly Aspergers...  ---- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2013, 10:22:59 PM »
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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2013, 10:25:18 PM »
Well here's my BW experience.  When i worked at a local dealer as a service advisor he brought his "demo" in to the shop while i was working alone.  He wanted me to show him how to activate the running boards for when he stepped out of the vehicle.  This was a new model so i had not seen this specific feature yet but it took me about 5 seconds of looking at the dash to figure out how to do it since there was a giant RUNNING BOARD button beneath the cd player...  He was also shifty and awkward with me and came off as slightly Aspergers...  ---- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

Oh great, a "car guy"

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2013, 08:21:10 AM »
He watches the VHS version of Brink before every practice. One of his better qualities imo

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2013, 02:16:30 PM »
Have any of you guys ever had a close encounter with oscar? He looks like the type of guy who would have bad breath, but I'd like to get some kind of confirmation.

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2013, 02:17:29 PM »
I think he hands out Halloween candy at his house, but makes kids do a "trick" first.

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Re: Just who is oscar?
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2013, 03:36:36 PM »
oscar wears Stetson cologne.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.