Author Topic: Just who is oscar? (Read 5900 times)

bones129 · « **on:** June 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM »

OK, we all know oscar is the coach...at least for now. We know he likes chicken nuggets. We know he has a wierd haircut. We know he doesn't unbutton his jacket (suit coat) on the sideline. We know he won with Frank's guys. We know his big recruit didn't qualify. We know our point guard left.

What else do we know about oscar? What else shoud we know about oscar?

puniraptor · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2013, 12:59:04 AM »

Violent Psychopath

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2013, 08:47:31 AM »

Hates Pinocchio

KITNfury · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2013, 09:02:31 AM »

His favorite air show trick is the "stall and nose dive".

slobber · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2013, 09:39:03 AM »

He has poopy pants.

Winters · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2013, 09:48:56 AM »

oscar likes to fix up old motorcycles in his "free time"

scottwildcat · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2013, 10:20:14 AM »

oscar has been working on his own home brew for the last 2 years.

CNS · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2013, 10:26:24 AM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on June 08, 2013, 10:20:14 AM

oscar has been working on his own home brew for the last 2 years.

Grumblings that the beer is somewhat flat but that ppl mildly enjoy it once they get used to the fact that they ran out of their favorite beer and that the liquor store is closed for the night.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2013, 11:03:15 AM »

Quote from: CNS on June 08, 2013, 10:26:24 AM

Quote from: scottwildcat on June 08, 2013, 10:20:14 AM
oscar has been working on his own home brew for the last 2 years.

Grumblings that the beer is somewhat flat but that ppl mildly enjoy it once they get used to the fact that they ran out of their favorite beer and that the liquor store is closed for the night.

Then you find out it's nonalcoholic.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2013, 11:06:43 AM »

One of the most vigilant finger odor surveyor in the coaching game.

CNS · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2013, 11:19:54 AM »

Tester of chapstick and other lip balm during high stress sitchs.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2013, 11:27:19 AM »

"Walking his dog" is an excuse for his peeping Tom secret life.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2013, 12:19:00 PM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on June 08, 2013, 11:27:19 AM

"Walking his dog" is an excuse for his peeping Tom secret life.

I could absolutely see this.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2013, 12:43:54 PM »

before the home brew experiment oscar Weber was huge into smoking his own meat. Mastered smoking rope sausage and ribs, but then decided he was a vegetarian. Not a vegan because he couldn't give up chicken nuggets.

Pett · « **Reply #14 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:48:21 PM »

Quote from: Winters on June 08, 2013, 09:48:56 AM

oscar likes to fix up old motorcycles in his "free time"

oscar fixes up a lot of motorcycles, especially during recruiting season

bones129 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2013, 11:52:11 PM »

I've now decided oscar likely throws low key parties at his house and talks about his early successes at Illinois. Then, when anyone dares to talk about his last few years with the "Fighting-I," he distracts by producing a feast of chicken nuggets fresh off the oscar Grill, offers up haircut advice, and tells everyone still in attendance that ADJC is the best he's ever worked for.

Then, after everyone leaves and he's the only one left standing, he pours himself the really good Scotch (his first drink of the night, and the only good Scotch any of his guests saw all night) and says, "No matter what happens, I'm solid here as long as John is the AD."

This is the future of KSU BB.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2013, 10:16:05 PM »

Quote from: bones129 on June 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM

OK, we all know oscar is the coach...at least for now. We know he likes chicken nuggets. We know he has a wierd haircut. We know he doesn't unbutton his jacket (suit coat) on the sideline. We know he won with Frank's guys. We know his big recruit didn't qualify. We know our point guard left.

What else do we know about oscar? What else shoud we know about oscar?

COY
Big12 Champion

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2013, 10:17:31 PM »

Also, I think I read he fingered a soap opera star or something

orangerocket · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2013, 10:21:52 PM »

Well here's my BW experience. When i worked at a local dealer as a service advisor he brought his "demo" in to the shop while i was working alone. He wanted me to show him how to activate the running boards for when he stepped out of the vehicle. This was a new model so i had not seen this specific feature yet but it took me about 5 seconds of looking at the dash to figure out how to do it since there was a giant RUNNING BOARD button beneath the cd player... He was also shifty and awkward with me and came off as slightly Aspergers... ---- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2013, 10:22:59 PM »

Didn't give anything to #FattyFest Silent Auction!

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2013, 10:25:18 PM »

Quote from: orangerocket on June 17, 2013, 10:21:52 PM

Well here's my BW experience. When i worked at a local dealer as a service advisor he brought his "demo" in to the shop while i was working alone. He wanted me to show him how to activate the running boards for when he stepped out of the vehicle. This was a new model so i had not seen this specific feature yet but it took me about 5 seconds of looking at the dash to figure out how to do it since there was a giant RUNNING BOARD button beneath the cd player... He was also shifty and awkward with me and came off as slightly Aspergers... ---- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

Oh great, a "car guy"

kslim · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:21:10 AM »

He watches the VHS version of Brink before every practice. One of his better qualities imo

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2013, 02:16:30 PM »

Have any of you guys ever had a close encounter with oscar? He looks like the type of guy who would have bad breath, but I'd like to get some kind of confirmation.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2013, 02:17:29 PM »

I think he hands out Halloween candy at his house, but makes kids do a "trick" first.

KITNfury · « **Reply #24 on:** June 18, 2013, 03:36:36 PM »

oscar wears Stetson cologne.