Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 226093 times)

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #2225 on:** September 15, 2020, 09:38:12 PM »

When I go grocery shopping I put all of my groceries in the office fridge

Katpappy · « **Reply #2226 on:** September 15, 2020, 10:06:06 PM »

Quote from: DaBigTrain on September 15, 2020, 09:38:12 PM

When I go grocery shopping I put all of my groceries in the office fridge

We had an bad person who did the same thing, until one of the gals at work threw all his crap in the trash. Took care of the situation. Of course he cried and bitched about it, but judging from the laughs and jokes he got the message.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #2227 on:** September 16, 2020, 10:05:18 AM »

CEO sends out a weekly update email scheduled every monday at 5am. I check my email first thing in the morning and see two different emails from him. The most recent one:

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My apologies – I noticed a typographical error in my original email. Today is actually National Black Cat Appreciation Day

hmm wonder what that was about. Ahh.

Original email:

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Happy National Black Appreciation Day!

Pete · « **Reply #2228 on:** September 16, 2020, 05:08:22 PM »

Fedor · « **Reply #2229 on:** November 10, 2020, 01:33:43 PM »

In response to an HR email discussing the Maintain Don't Gain Challenge "Steve" replies all with this beauty;

"Sandy",
I’m at 247lbs. today. Eeeeek! Have the holidays already come and gone!!! LOL!!!
Have a great day!
"Steve"

meow meow · « **Reply #2230 on:** November 10, 2020, 03:37:21 PM »

did he really put sandy and steve in quotes?

KST8FAN · « **Reply #2231 on:** May 19, 2021, 05:57:51 PM »

The yoga studio on the first floor retreats to the parking garage top for classes on Wednesdays.

Tom

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puniraptor · « **Reply #2232 on:** May 19, 2021, 07:22:03 PM »

my japanese coworker was just explaining to my other japanese coworkers how "californication" means "california vacation"

steve dave · « **Reply #2233 on:** May 19, 2021, 10:22:40 PM »

lmao

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Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #2234 on:** May 20, 2021, 01:30:52 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on May 19, 2021, 07:22:03 PM

my japanese coworker was just explaining to my other japanese coworkers how "californication" means "california vacation"

Well, everybody's been there and I don't mean on vacation.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2235 on:** July 23, 2021, 07:55:20 PM »

Email's from today about a very high profile project my company has been going after:

My boss - it's not official but we should be notified on Monday that (us) will be selected for this project

Owner - eff yeah, great job everyone

My boss - my bad, I meant will NOT be selected

steve dave · « **Reply #2236 on:** July 23, 2021, 09:01:05 PM »

Ooooof

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IPA4Me · « **Reply #2237 on:** July 24, 2021, 08:34:20 AM »

Hahahaha.

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pissclams · « **Reply #2238 on:** July 24, 2021, 05:31:32 PM »

mocat · « **Reply #2239 on:** February 23, 2022, 01:35:34 PM »

extreme niche post incoming: we were going over the snow load changes in the upcoming 2022 ASCE 7, and there is a new regional factor called the winter wind parameter, and holy crap but American Society of Civil Engineers was able to finish winds of winter before george rr martin

Tobias · « **Reply #2240 on:** February 23, 2022, 01:46:07 PM »

i enjoyed that

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #2241 on:** April 19, 2022, 01:48:31 PM »

took a little PTO last week and set my automatic reply to: "I will have unlimited access to email but extremely limited willingness to check it" and let's just say, i got SEVERAL compliments and LOLs.

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #2242 on:** April 19, 2022, 02:49:16 PM »

Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on April 19, 2022, 01:48:31 PM

took a little PTO last week and set my automatic reply to: "I will have unlimited access to email but extremely limited willingness to check it" and let's just say, i got SEVERAL compliments and LOLs.

Did you respond to all of them?

pissclams · « **Reply #2243 on:** April 19, 2022, 06:08:29 PM »

Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on April 19, 2022, 01:48:31 PM

took a little PTO last week and set my automatic reply to: "I will have unlimited access to email but extremely limited willingness to check it" and let's just say, i got SEVERAL compliments and LOLs.

nailed it

chum1 · « **Reply #2244 on:** April 22, 2022, 12:41:40 PM »

Theory: it takes a certain kind of person to send read receipt requests with literally every email.

steve dave · « **Reply #2245 on:** April 22, 2022, 12:50:53 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on April 22, 2022, 12:41:40 PM

Theory: it takes a certain kind of person to send read receipt requests with literally every email.

Oh god these rough ridin' people

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #2246 on:** April 22, 2022, 01:07:53 PM »

I'm def team work from home, but I think with the advent of Zoom and Teams, people forgot they could just call or message others and ask simple questions or relay info. I get crap on my calendar all the time and it is for something really simple and takes 5 minutes. The person then says, "thanks, this was really helpful, looks like we get 25 minutes back". I'm like, no, you could have called me at 9 instead of cramming this dumbass meeting during my lunch that was flanked by 2 other meetings.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #2247 on:** April 22, 2022, 01:11:15 PM »

Just decline the meeting request like a savage.

michigancat · « **Reply #2248 on:** April 22, 2022, 01:55:25 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on April 22, 2022, 01:11:15 PM

Just decline the meeting request like a savage.

ask for an agenda, then be like "here's your answer"

Kat Kid · « **Reply #2249 on:** April 22, 2022, 03:58:19 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on April 22, 2022, 12:41:40 PM

Theory: it takes a certain kind of person to send read receipt requests with literally every email.

Omg I hate them