Email sent to all men in company this morning.
Booger problem in men's restroom
Guys,
We have a problem with folks picking their nose while using the facility and wiping the boogers on the tile above the urinals in the men’s restrooms. Kleenex works well for this issue. Every month the facilities guys clean/remove the boogers when they do their regular scheduled rest room check. I’m sorry for this ridiculous mass email but this activity needs to stop. We would appreciate your cooperation with this matter. Have a good day. Thank You.
Where do you work? Gross Toddler inc.?
Apparently I do. I've never noticed any myself, so I guess kudos to the facilities guys for keeping it clean. I'm betting its like one guy. I bet he's beaming with pride today.
So this popped into my head today. After I posted this, I got an email from some upset level dude. It was sent reportedly to anyone that forwarded the original email. Yes, they had IT determine who forwarded the email. Anyway, in the email from this dude, he was more embarrassed that people let this little secret out than he was there was someone that wiped their boogers in the wall. Yes, it's worse to talk about a booger wiper than to be a booger wiper. Tempted to just post this guy's name and company just to be petty, but I won't.
Also at this place, some higher level dude negligently left a bag of guns laying around for someone to find (and someone did). It got swept under the rug pretty quickly and details were kept quiet, but nobody got fired.
I no longer work there BTW.
