Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 263811 times)

chum1 · « **Reply #1775 on:** March 06, 2018, 07:34:14 PM »

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Apparently, my boss is not going to be employed by the company, but basically doing the same work on a contract basis (and have other clients).

He's moved all of his stuff out of the conference room. They're not going to let me stay in here all by myself for much longer.
Moving to a cube or getting a new roommate?

Either (a) own office, (b) cube, or (c) share a different room with two others. The conference room I'm currently in is going to be repurposed to be a conference room.

chum1 · « **Reply #1776 on:** March 06, 2018, 07:37:52 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on March 06, 2018, 07:29:45 PM

Have you made eye contact at the office with the CFO since you saw her tits?

Oh, yeah. I've joked around with her a few times (about other things). She either doesn't remember because too drunk or she just DNGAF. Either way, pretty cool.

chum1 · « **Reply #1777 on:** March 14, 2018, 11:53:14 AM »

Pi day. I had a piece of apple pie and a piece of peanut butter pie. I'll go get another piece later. While I'm eating it, I'll see if I can remember any odd or humorous things that have happened lately.

114Hickory · « **Reply #1778 on:** March 14, 2018, 05:22:23 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on March 14, 2018, 11:53:14 AM

Pi day. I had a piece of apple pie and a piece of peanut butter pie. I'll go get another piece later. While I'm eating it, I'll see if I can remember any odd or humorous things that have happened lately.

You might be interested in the "Tau Day" movement with the associated argument that Tau is a more accurate constant than Pi.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1779 on:** March 14, 2018, 08:53:38 PM »

WTF do you eat on tau day?

Katpappy · « **Reply #1780 on:** March 15, 2018, 02:50:54 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on March 14, 2018, 08:53:38 PM

WTF do you eat on tau day?

Tau food. Jees what else would one eat on tau day. I suspose next question is what jews eat on jew day. SMDH!

chum1 · « **Reply #1781 on:** March 15, 2018, 10:25:35 AM »

A coworker just talked me out of using "xx_420_blazeit_xx" as the name for my work NCAA bracket.

chum1 · « **Reply #1782 on:** March 15, 2018, 01:03:18 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on March 15, 2018, 10:25:35 AM

A coworker just talked me out of using "xx_420_blazeit_xx" as the name for my work NCAA bracket.

After seeing the name on our ESPN group page, she came over to my conference room/office, sat down, and said, "we need to talk about your 420 blazeit name." She said she thought it was hilarious, but thought others would very much not. So, I changed it to Mario4-2.

THEN, after I changed it, I swear to God a dude came over to my conference room/office, sat down, and said, "we need to talk about Mario. Do you play? Are you a fan?" I am not making this up.

For reference:

Quote from: chum1 on February 24, 2018, 09:15:41 PM

Holy crap. (And, yeah, the dude's name had me loling.)

https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/967525269274857473

114Hickory · « **Reply #1783 on:** March 15, 2018, 06:32:57 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on March 15, 2018, 02:50:54 AM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on March 14, 2018, 08:53:38 PM
WTF do you eat on tau day?
Tau food. Jees what else would one eat on tau day. I suspose next question is what jews eat on jew day. SMDH!

Yep. Or potataus, tomataus, taulapia, etc.

Tobias · « **Reply #1784 on:** March 15, 2018, 06:53:51 PM »

chum, your mario speedrunner link a few weeks back definitely sent me down the rabbit hole of watching that dude's other stuff. couldn't get enough

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1785 on:** April 30, 2018, 09:15:12 AM »

Outside of my cube I have a picture of me from when I dressed up as the tooth fairy for Halloween here. Anyways, the new girl is pretty old and she works on the staffing side and when she saw the pic, she asked me if my name was Heather on the weekends. She didn't just stop there, she asked me if my go to place was missy b's. I'm pretty sure she thinks i'm legit gay.

Spracne · « **Reply #1786 on:** April 30, 2018, 09:37:59 AM »

You're legit getting bullied by a grandma

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1787 on:** April 30, 2018, 09:39:24 AM »

I know man, I legit want to know who hired her. I don't know why we went away from our Hooters format here.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1788 on:** April 30, 2018, 09:41:35 AM »

I think this board deserves to see this tooth fairy picture for context. Wacky's World it if necessary.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1789 on:** April 30, 2018, 09:45:43 AM »

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Spracne · « **Reply #1790 on:** April 30, 2018, 09:47:39 AM »

Granny has a point, omg

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1791 on:** April 30, 2018, 09:48:34 AM »

I'm just on this earth for laughs. I have one job.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1792 on:** April 30, 2018, 10:51:05 AM »

Respect bud

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1793 on:** April 30, 2018, 10:51:39 AM »

meow meow · « **Reply #1794 on:** April 30, 2018, 11:16:33 AM »

wack giving zero fucks is def his best quality

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1795 on:** April 30, 2018, 11:17:04 AM »

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chum1 · « **Reply #1796 on:** April 30, 2018, 11:41:03 AM »

AWESOME! Don't take any crap form that old hag!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1797 on:** April 30, 2018, 11:41:40 AM »

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Spracne · « **Reply #1798 on:** April 30, 2018, 01:20:06 PM »

Yeah, that was a boss move by the ol' Wackster ITT.

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ben ji · « **Reply #1799 on:** June 22, 2018, 04:50:36 PM »

So we have a hip modern office and all the walls are white boards but only about 1/3 of them get used for business stuff.

I went around one day and started writing quotes and attributing them to other people. Started out with "Do or do not. There is no try" -Abe Lincoln 1861.

Other people joined in and now we have a "Inspiration Station" filled with half real and half fake quotes.