Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 263852 times)

chum1 · « **Reply #1825 on:** November 02, 2018, 08:54:14 AM »

Furry for a day.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1826 on:** November 02, 2018, 08:54:28 AM »

This 50 something dude is asking IT how to make a link to a website on his desktop because he doesn't like having the link in the browser.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1827 on:** November 02, 2018, 08:56:04 AM »

Quote from: chum1 on November 02, 2018, 08:54:14 AM

Furry for a day.

Yup!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1828 on:** November 02, 2018, 09:05:46 AM »

I think next year Spracne should show up to court in this and increase morale

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1829 on:** November 02, 2018, 09:07:45 AM »

I can't imagine working somewhere where you don't even know your coworkers names. It must be introvert heaven for you, lib.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1830 on:** November 02, 2018, 09:08:45 AM »

It is

Brock Landers · « **Reply #1831 on:** November 02, 2018, 09:31:13 AM »

My office had not one but TWO guys dress up as Bob Ross.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1832 on:** November 02, 2018, 09:32:59 AM »

Yeah, that costume was popular this year.

sys · « **Reply #1833 on:** November 02, 2018, 02:37:18 PM »

is there somewhere you can go to give away leftover halloween candy? i need a way to transfer it to children without looking like a child molester.

the only idea i've had so far is to put it in a bag and leave it outside a public library. good idea or bad?

mhkpasa · « **Reply #1834 on:** November 02, 2018, 02:41:44 PM »

Quote from: sys on November 02, 2018, 02:37:18 PM

is there somewhere you can go to give away leftover halloween candy? i need a way to transfer it to children without looking like a child molester.

the only idea i've had so far is to put it in a bag and leave it outside a public library. good idea or bad?

I think some police depts and/or dentist offices will take donations and package for it a good cause, either children or overseas troops.

wetwillie · « **Reply #1835 on:** November 02, 2018, 02:47:42 PM »

Quote from: sys on November 02, 2018, 02:37:18 PM

is there somewhere you can go to give away leftover halloween candy? i need a way to transfer it to children without looking like a child molester.

the only idea i've had so far is to put it in a bag and leave it outside a public library. good idea or bad?

What kind of candy

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #1836 on:** November 02, 2018, 02:55:21 PM »

Quote from: mhkpasa on November 02, 2018, 02:41:44 PM

Quote from: sys on November 02, 2018, 02:37:18 PM
is there somewhere you can go to give away leftover halloween candy? i need a way to transfer it to children without looking like a child molester.

the only idea i've had so far is to put it in a bag and leave it outside a public library. good idea or bad?

I think some police depts and/or dentist offices will take donations and package for it a good cause, either children or overseas troops.

Can confirm that my dentist has a candy buy-back program. Ships it to troops overseas.

sys · « **Reply #1837 on:** November 02, 2018, 03:00:56 PM »

no cops.

sys · « **Reply #1838 on:** November 02, 2018, 03:03:49 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on November 02, 2018, 02:47:42 PM

What kind of candy

a mix of miniatures.

sys · « **Reply #1839 on:** November 02, 2018, 03:06:53 PM »

i just googled this dentist buy back scheme and there is one operational locally, but i want the candy to go to children, not the military.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1840 on:** November 02, 2018, 04:44:52 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 31, 2018, 02:36:54 PM

there is a guy that goes to the bathroom so frequently every day that every time i want to use the bathroom, i walk by his office first to see if he's in there. if i see an empty chair i just go back to my desk and wait a while

Yes had one of those. It was funny at first then it just got to be like, wtf how are you doing this dude? It defied explanation

Spracne · « **Reply #1841 on:** November 02, 2018, 07:41:37 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on November 02, 2018, 09:05:46 AM

I think next year Spracne should show up to court in this and increase morale

This would be hilarious. Love that movie. But I too scoff at adults who show up to the office in costume. Of course, I only work with highly intelligent (both socially and intellectually) people, so we were fine. But I ran into a lot of these mongrels in the elevator bank.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1842 on:** November 02, 2018, 07:42:36 PM »

Lol

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puniraptor · « **Reply #1843 on:** December 17, 2018, 12:51:28 AM »

while i was on vacation someone washed my coffee cup

PRANKED!

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #1844 on:** December 17, 2018, 07:11:14 AM »

How long had it been festering on your desk?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1845 on:** December 17, 2018, 07:35:20 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on December 17, 2018, 12:51:28 AM

while i was on vacation someone washed my coffee cup

PRANKED!

Savages

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1846 on:** December 17, 2018, 08:48:29 AM »

It's going to take months to get that mug properly seasoned again. Tough break.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1847 on:** January 10, 2019, 04:39:20 PM »

I recently filled up my territories, so I've had a lot of down time and of course I get this from my smart ass boss today:

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FYI – come chat with me about this when you have a minute between ordering BWW and harassing people on EMAW.

Spracne · « **Reply #1848 on:** January 10, 2019, 04:45:42 PM »

Have you considered maybe he's about to CAN your ass?

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1849 on:** January 10, 2019, 04:47:41 PM »

lol. No, you'd just have to understand the relationship. We started off as coworkers before he got promoted. We're buds. We

and watch football together sometimes kinda buds.