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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1825 on: November 02, 2018, 08:54:14 AM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1826 on: November 02, 2018, 08:54:28 AM »
This 50 something dude is asking IT how to make a link to a website on his desktop because he doesn't like having the link in the browser.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1828 on: November 02, 2018, 09:05:46 AM »
I think next year Spracne should show up to court in this and increase morale

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1829 on: November 02, 2018, 09:07:45 AM »
I can't imagine working somewhere where you don't even know your coworkers names. It must be introvert heaven for you, lib.

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« Reply #1830 on: November 02, 2018, 09:08:45 AM »
It is  :love:
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« Reply #1831 on: November 02, 2018, 09:31:13 AM »
My office had not one but TWO guys dress up as Bob Ross.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1832 on: November 02, 2018, 09:32:59 AM »
Yeah, that costume was popular this year.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1833 on: November 02, 2018, 02:37:18 PM »
is there somewhere you can go to give away leftover halloween candy?  i need a way to transfer it to children without looking like a child molester.

the only idea i've had so far is to put it in a bag and leave it outside a public library.  good idea or bad?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1834 on: November 02, 2018, 02:41:44 PM »
is there somewhere you can go to give away leftover halloween candy?  i need a way to transfer it to children without looking like a child molester.

the only idea i've had so far is to put it in a bag and leave it outside a public library.  good idea or bad?

I think some police depts and/or dentist offices will take donations and package for it a good cause, either children or overseas troops.

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« Reply #1835 on: November 02, 2018, 02:47:42 PM »
is there somewhere you can go to give away leftover halloween candy?  i need a way to transfer it to children without looking like a child molester.

the only idea i've had so far is to put it in a bag and leave it outside a public library.  good idea or bad?

What kind of candy
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1836 on: November 02, 2018, 02:55:21 PM »
is there somewhere you can go to give away leftover halloween candy?  i need a way to transfer it to children without looking like a child molester.

the only idea i've had so far is to put it in a bag and leave it outside a public library.  good idea or bad?

I think some police depts and/or dentist offices will take donations and package for it a good cause, either children or overseas troops.
Can confirm that my dentist has a candy buy-back program. Ships it to troops overseas.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1837 on: November 02, 2018, 03:00:56 PM »
no cops.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1838 on: November 02, 2018, 03:03:49 PM »
What kind of candy

a mix of miniatures.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1839 on: November 02, 2018, 03:06:53 PM »
i just googled this dentist buy back scheme and there is one operational locally, but i want the candy to go to children, not the military.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1840 on: November 02, 2018, 04:44:52 PM »
there is a guy that goes to the bathroom so frequently every day that every time i want to use the bathroom, i walk by his office first to see if he's in there. if i see an empty chair i just go back to my desk and wait a while

Yes had one of those.  It was funny at first then it just got to be like, wtf how are you doing this dude?  It defied explanation

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1841 on: November 02, 2018, 07:41:37 PM »
I think next year Spracne should show up to court in this and increase morale



This would be hilarious. Love that movie. But I too scoff at adults who show up to the office in costume. Of course, I only work with highly intelligent (both socially and intellectually) people, so we were fine. But I ran into a lot of these mongrels in the elevator bank.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1842 on: November 02, 2018, 07:42:36 PM »
Lol


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1843 on: December 17, 2018, 12:51:28 AM »
while i was on vacation someone washed my coffee cup

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Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1844 on: December 17, 2018, 07:11:14 AM »
How long had it been festering on your desk?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1845 on: December 17, 2018, 07:35:20 AM »
while i was on vacation someone washed my coffee cup

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1846 on: December 17, 2018, 08:48:29 AM »
It's going to take months to get that mug properly seasoned again. Tough break.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1847 on: January 10, 2019, 04:39:20 PM »
I recently filled up my territories, so I've had a lot of down time and of course I get this from my smart ass boss today:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1848 on: January 10, 2019, 04:45:42 PM »
Have you considered maybe he's about to CAN your ass?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1849 on: January 10, 2019, 04:47:41 PM »
lol. No, you'd just have to understand the relationship. We started off as coworkers before he got promoted. We're buds. We  :cheers: and watch football together sometimes kinda buds.