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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1875 on: February 07, 2019, 08:16:11 PM »
So, you recently moved into a new office space, and it's not yet fully operational. And that's why you have historically worked from home on the reg? Daxstradamus.

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« Reply #1876 on: February 07, 2019, 08:55:52 PM »
So, you recently moved into a new office space, and it's not yet fully operational. And that's why you have historically worked from home on the reg? Daxstradamus.
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« Reply #1877 on: February 07, 2019, 09:43:11 PM »
So, you recently moved into a new office space, and it's not yet fully operational. And that's why you have historically worked from home on the reg? Daxstradamus.

The company I work for just recently moved into what is technically my office.  A very nice, newly renovated space, and I keep getting asked when I'm going to start working at the office again . . . I'm not going to make an occasional appearance until said issues mentioned are fixed.    Sweet video conferencing room(s) though.



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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1878 on: February 07, 2019, 11:17:18 PM »
I just moved offices too. :Wha:

But there were some video conferencing issues at first so probably different than yours.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1879 on: February 08, 2019, 04:59:03 AM »
When you send someone an email and then walk past their desk later and see them pasting it into Google translate.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1880 on: March 13, 2019, 10:08:11 PM »
This was our souviner from global SHE day.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1881 on: March 14, 2019, 04:56:01 AM »
Ha. The old auto breakout tool. Cut the belt. Break the glass. Swim to safety. :D

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1882 on: March 14, 2019, 07:19:34 AM »
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« Reply #1883 on: March 14, 2019, 06:02:05 PM »
Chappaquiddick was a pretty big deal.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1884 on: March 15, 2019, 03:59:42 PM »
I'll be the first to admit I'm in the midst of a pretty big systems issue regarding legacy system to new platform transference, and the fact that legacy companies did things that were not well documented.

But a 26 person email chain across 5 departments and let's see here . . . . 26 emails later, still not fixed.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1885 on: April 05, 2019, 06:19:23 PM »
Salvaged this bad boy from the trash.  NIB long reach stapler for booklets.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1886 on: April 05, 2019, 08:13:42 PM »
That stapler is hawt sex

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1887 on: April 10, 2019, 01:39:23 PM »
Does anyone use slack? my company is way into it

I get a big kick out of people on slack who are like real sticklers for rules. Like "PLEASE MOVE THIS CONVERSATION TO THE OTHER SLACK CHANNEL".

Or there's one channel that is specifically for software help, and people will be like "@here who can help me with this?" and people will get super pissed and be like "DON'T USE NOTIFICATIONS IN THIS CHANNEL, CONTACT THE RIGHT PERSON DIRECTLY" when no one knows who they're supposed to contact directly. great stuff.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1888 on: April 10, 2019, 01:44:44 PM »
I'm taking over a client from a guy I work with because he was unresponsive.  I emailed him back and forth and found it odd that he didn't have an email signature.  I asked him about it and he said that nobody will be able to find him unresponsive anymore because they won't know how to get ahold of him. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1889 on: April 10, 2019, 01:48:50 PM »
LoL. Fired.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1890 on: April 10, 2019, 03:43:20 PM »
LoL. Fired.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1891 on: April 10, 2019, 03:44:44 PM »
Hacky sack guy has been having a blast today down in our "smoking area."

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1892 on: April 10, 2019, 03:45:57 PM »
LoL. Fired.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1893 on: April 10, 2019, 03:53:33 PM »
LoL. Fired.

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I'd fire that guy

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1894 on: April 10, 2019, 03:58:42 PM »
LoL. Fired.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1895 on: April 10, 2019, 04:48:48 PM »
Does anyone use slack? my company is way into it

I get a big kick out of people on slack who are like real sticklers for rules. Like "PLEASE MOVE THIS CONVERSATION TO THE OTHER SLACK CHANNEL".

Or there's one channel that is specifically for software help, and people will be like "@here who can help me with this?" and people will get super pissed and be like "DON'T USE NOTIFICATIONS IN THIS CHANNEL, CONTACT THE RIGHT PERSON DIRECTLY" when no one knows who they're supposed to contact directly. great stuff.

I may not say it but I think that a lot when people keep a conversation going that should be moved to another channel.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1896 on: April 11, 2019, 08:22:32 AM »
Who would've thought chatrooms would make a comeback

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1897 on: April 11, 2019, 09:51:11 AM »
Does anyone use slack? my company is way into it

I get a big kick out of people on slack who are like real sticklers for rules. Like "PLEASE MOVE THIS CONVERSATION TO THE OTHER SLACK CHANNEL".

Or there's one channel that is specifically for software help, and people will be like "@here who can help me with this?" and people will get super pissed and be like "DON'T USE NOTIFICATIONS IN THIS CHANNEL, CONTACT THE RIGHT PERSON DIRECTLY" when no one knows who they're supposed to contact directly. great stuff.

I may not say it but I think that a lot when people keep a conversation going that should be moved to another channel.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1898 on: April 11, 2019, 03:00:11 PM »
I got a second client from the guy due to unresponsiveness.  His email signature strategy does not seem to be working.

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« Reply #1899 on: April 11, 2019, 03:57:17 PM »
Does anyone use slack? my company is way into it

I get a big kick out of people on slack who are like real sticklers for rules. Like "PLEASE MOVE THIS CONVERSATION TO THE OTHER SLACK CHANNEL".

Or there's one channel that is specifically for software help, and people will be like "@here who can help me with this?" and people will get super pissed and be like "DON'T USE NOTIFICATIONS IN THIS CHANNEL, CONTACT THE RIGHT PERSON DIRECTLY" when no one knows who they're supposed to contact directly. great stuff.

I may not say it but I think that a lot when people keep a conversation going that should be moved to another channel.

yeah, it's like when that old poster "The Big Train" would post endless 10,000-pixel screenshots of crypto crap in the new to investing thread