Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 226713 times)

Brock Landers · « **Reply #1925 on:** May 28, 2019, 09:34:44 AM »

Sorry for partying

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1926 on:** May 28, 2019, 09:35:10 AM »

Also, not sure if related, there was what looked like a dropped ketchup bottle on the sidewalk in front of the building but there was no sign of broken glass or anything. Very puzzling.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #1927 on:** May 28, 2019, 10:03:34 AM »

ok i'll start was this gentleman who did all the pooing and pee pee an employee or just some dude?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1928 on:** May 28, 2019, 10:04:57 AM »

KITNfury · « **Reply #1929 on:** May 28, 2019, 04:30:49 PM »

Quote from: libstradamus on May 28, 2019, 09:22:44 AM

My office is in a building with like 5 other tenants and over the weekend somehow a random dude got into the building lobby and pooped and peed a bunch in the elevator and then tore the elevator up and then pooped and peed all over it again. He was found passed out in a second floor hallway this morning.

How do you know he pooped/peed, then tore up the elevator, then pooped and peed again? Could he have pooped a good one at the beginning and then took care not to disturb some of the poo during the demolition?

Also, it is incredibly rare that I have to poop while I'm drinking. Lucky for me, I suppose, considering bar bathroom typical condition.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #1930 on:** May 28, 2019, 04:36:02 PM »

How's the odor on the way out the door?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1931 on:** May 28, 2019, 04:37:00 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on May 03, 2019, 07:00:47 PM

His stuff was super high quality and professional looking.

it was incredible...

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1932 on:** May 28, 2019, 05:07:45 PM »

Quote from: IPA4Me on May 28, 2019, 04:36:02 PM

How's the odor on the way out the door?

When I went through at lunch it smelled like someone dumped out a bottle of pine-sol.

chum1 · « **Reply #1933 on:** May 28, 2019, 05:21:00 PM »

Wait. How many elevators are there?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1934 on:** May 28, 2019, 05:23:44 PM »

chum1 · « **Reply #1935 on:** May 28, 2019, 05:45:10 PM »

michigancat · « **Reply #1936 on:** May 28, 2019, 07:07:38 PM »

lib did you consider taking the stairs

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1937 on:** May 28, 2019, 07:17:18 PM »

i have never once been in that elevator kRusty, it was open on the ground floor.

i peaked in on the way out and it was all cleaned up except all the electronics stuff was sitting in one corner.

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #1938 on:** May 28, 2019, 07:22:45 PM »

I mean, you have to establish a pee corner...

steve dave · « **Reply #1939 on:** May 28, 2019, 07:27:09 PM »

Your move chum1

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chum1 · « **Reply #1940 on:** May 28, 2019, 07:59:09 PM »

I have concluded that lib's office is on the first floor.

Spracne · « **Reply #1941 on:** May 28, 2019, 08:00:14 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on May 28, 2019, 07:59:09 PM

I have concluded that lib's office is on the first floor.

Sad

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1942 on:** May 28, 2019, 08:13:57 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on May 28, 2019, 07:59:09 PM

I have concluded that lib's office is on the first floor.

more like astute1

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #1943 on:** May 28, 2019, 08:26:00 PM »

That’s like saying lib likes cheese and bread based on the info given.

Katpappy · « **Reply #1944 on:** May 30, 2019, 12:31:46 AM »

Quote from: DaBigTrain on May 28, 2019, 08:26:00 PM

That’s like saying lib likes cheese and bread based on the info given.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #1945 on:** June 04, 2019, 02:38:25 PM »

hey gang didn't want to yuck up chum1s office thread but I just have this thing I need to share. Its about this guy in my office...we'll call him Ted. Ted has 2 modes: super happy or super mopey. There is rarely anything in between.

Ted has had relationship troubles in the past. He is twice divorced. My guess as to why Ted has relationship troubles is because he does not have any real friends in his life so he is very lonely and also a completely unconfident loser. His feelings are very fragile. If he ever receives criticism for his work he takes is like a personal attack.

Despite the fact that my office is generally very light-hearted and we joke around a lot, nobody jokes with Ted anymore b/c if anyone does he pouts and gets very bent out of shape and takes it personally no matter how innocent or playful the comment. For example, the week before memorial day we had friday off to make it a 4 day weekend, so it was already a short week. At some point during the week one of our younger folks was playing with snapchat and going around using that filter to take pictures of all the boys as girls and girls as boys. ha ha how neat. So she gets around to Ted and get a pic of him with the girl filter on, of course it looks silly and people laugh (just as they have laughed at literally everyone else's photos) and Ted just sits there brooding for the rest of the afternoon. He later confides in one of my co-workers that it was, professionally speaking, the worst week of his life, that he felt like nobody respected him. It was a 4 day week and nothing else remarkable had happened that week - like none of his projects were going poorly, he didn't have any stressful deadlines, it was just an otherwise quiet 4 day week at the office and it was the worst week of his life.

meow meow · « **Reply #1946 on:** June 04, 2019, 02:42:43 PM »

maybe his parents murdered each other that week

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #1947 on:** June 04, 2019, 02:46:14 PM »

anyway, the following week (also short since monday was memorial day) Ted was going to be out of the office in Florida to do a facility assessment. Before leaving for Florida he mentioned to a co-worker that, despite his crappy week, his weekend was okay because he had a good date with a girl...took her to a baseball game and things seem to have gone well. Ok good, at least the worst week of his life was followed by a good 4 day weekend and then he'll be in florida so maybe when he gets back he'll be in a better mood.

Well, we don't hear much from Ted while he's in Florida, but when he gets back Friday night his facebook is lit. That girl that he went on 1 date with and then he left town to florida...well purported they are now boyfriend and girlfriend. Ted could not be happier. His FB statuses all weekend are just gushing about how amazing she is and how spoiled he is etc etc.

At some point she got him some stupid <engineer joke> coffee mug. hur hur. he could not be more proud, I'm not sure he has set that thing down yet this week, just walks around with it directly below his chin at all times.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #1948 on:** June 04, 2019, 02:54:57 PM »

or collective curiosity is piqued. We want to know about this lady. Well, turns out she, too, is also twice divorced. Her first marriage she had a child. I am not sure how old the child is i just know the child exists and lives primarily with the father. Her second marriage...well, her second marriage STARTED JUNE 2nd 2018 and ended later in 2018. From what we have gathered, he was not abusive and he is still alive and well. Looking at her facebook, there are a bunch of photos of her and husband 2 from from 6/2/18 up until about 12/15/18 and then they just stop.

Now, lads, I am in no place to judge people for getting divorced. I didn't get right on my first try. But what i did do after the first marriage was take a hard look at myself and figure out what i wanted/needed in a relationship and it made me more cautious before jumping into the next one. I'd like to think i grew from the experience.

Anyway, now I have Ted sitting 15 feet away from me, going all in on a girl he's known for slightly over a week, and they have 4 divorces between them.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #1949 on:** June 04, 2019, 02:55:51 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on June 04, 2019, 02:42:43 PM

maybe his parents murdered each other that week

mm i've never heard him talk about his mom but i know that his dad (who currently lives with him, and he makes it very clear that he did not move in with his dad, his dad moved in with him) is still alive and well.