Hilarious Things At Your Office

[8manpick]

Start wearing your Kevlar vest to work, BAC

[meow meow]

i'm gonna need constant Ted updates, time to start a new thread big ap

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Start wearing your Kevlar vest to work, BAC

he'll aim between the eyes. Here's the part of the story that makes me so uneasy. Ted is an ex marine. And Ted also has PTSD like he has to leave early some days to go to counselling and he is very much a gun enthusiast. I have not personally gone shooting with him but other coworkers have any they tell me he is a crack shot so on the bright side, when then relationship eventually goes to absolute crap (and it will) at least i won't suffer it will be swift.

[8manpick]

Okay take it to the "jobs, how far have you went before getting a new one" thread

[kslim]

yeah that may be something to anonymously bring up to HR

[star seed 7]

Where is Ted from

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Where is Ted from

I believe he was born in Tennessee but spent a lot of his (non-service) life in Texas.

[chum1]

Do all his exes live in Texas?

[meow meow]

is that why he hangs hit hat in Tennessee?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

my goodness he is the embodiment of country song holy crap.

i doubt he would ever admit that he listens to country though he likes to put on his headphones and whisper sing-a-long to his deathmetal*

*probably not actually death metal but i'm not a music snob and i don't understand what differentiates the different sub-genres of metal music i just know that in general the singers are shouting something unintelligible to the untrained ear that sounds like they are doing a cookie monster impression.

[catastrophe]

Subscribed

[Katpappy]

Between this thread and Chum's job thread makes for interesting reading.   

[puniraptor]

i just took my annual active shooter training and this guy scores 4/4 on the threat indicators

[Ksuminnesotacat]

While taking a break from giving another in field lecture to some of Central Kansas finest agronomy seller advisors. It became totally clear that while reading some posts on the ask SD farm questions it became clear why GE populists are so loveable.

Most associated on that thread would not know a bottle of PowerFlex from a jug of Finnesse to a keg of Olympus. Nor would they understand the importance of rotations when sulfunated urea is involved. It made me smile all is right with the world.

[8manpick]

While taking a break from giving another in field lecture to some of Central Kansas finest agronomy seller advisors. It became totally clear that while reading some posts on the ask SD farm questions it became clear why GE populists are so loveable.

Most associated on that thread would not know a bottle of PowerFlex from a jug of Finnesse to a keg of Olympus. Nor would they understand the importance of rotations when sulfunated urea is involved. It made me smile all is right with the world.

Only like 14 people have to farm to feed the whole world now, and they just press a button to tell their GPS combine to turn around at the end of the field.  We have Tom, Ben ji's dad, and sd's dad, so that is almost 1/4 of the world's farmers. Why would any of the rest of us need to know how to farm?

[kslim]

i just took my annual active shooter training and this guy scores 4/4 on the threat indicators

yeah I wasn’t kidding about the HR thing

[ChiComCat]

While taking a break from giving another in field lecture to some of Central Kansas finest agronomy seller advisors. It became totally clear that while reading some posts on the ask SD farm questions it became clear why GE populists are so loveable.

Most associated on that thread would not know a bottle of PowerFlex from a jug of Finnesse to a keg of Olympus. Nor would they understand the importance of rotations when sulfunated urea is involved. It made me smile all is right with the world.

Only like 14 people have to farm to feed the whole world now, and they just press a button to tell their GPS combine to turn around at the end of the field.  We have Tom, Ben ji's dad, and sd's dad, so that is almost 1/4 of the world's farmers. Why would any of the rest of us need to know how to farm?

I know of a dude that sits in his GPS combine and chugs a 30 pack like daily.  Seems problematic but also probably how I would deal with being a farmer.

[Ksuminnesotacat]

While taking a break from giving another in field lecture to some of Central Kansas finest agronomy seller advisors. It became totally clear that while reading some posts on the ask SD farm questions it became clear why GE populists are so loveable.

Most associated on that thread would not know a bottle of PowerFlex from a jug of Finnesse to a keg of Olympus. Nor would they understand the importance of rotations when sulfunated urea is involved. It made me smile all is right with the world.

Only like 14 people have to farm to feed the whole world now, and they just press a button to tell their GPS combine to turn around at the end of the field.  We have Tom, Ben ji's dad, and sd's dad, so that is almost 1/4 of the world's farmers. Why would any of the rest of us need to know how to farm?

Wrong thread Pick this belongs in the Ask SD Farm thread,  since my office is my truck I am in compliance  and in full adherence to strict GE threadology which would dictate  this  be moved. Mods make it snappy. 

[meow meow]

feel like this minnesotacat is kinda condescending

[Ksuminnesotacat]

feel like this minnesotacat is kinda condescending

Sometimes flippant-but not condescending. Just happy I don’t have to stand out in the field anymore today.   

[star seed 7]

Just remember that snitches get stitches

[Spracne]

Actually, snitches get snatches, and bitches is batches. Yo.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

i just took my annual active shooter training and this guy scores 4/4 on the threat indicators

yeah I wasn’t kidding about the HR thing

we have considered this. like a few of us went to lunch when he was in florida to have an earnest discussion about how likely he is to kill himself and possibly others. The hard part is that our HR is pretty much complete trash. I'm sure like most HR departments they don't really exist the protect or provide assistance to the employees but rather to protect the company from any legal action being taken against the company. So basically nobody ever says anything to HR b/c they immediately turn it into a chess game to ensure the company is clear of any liability rather than dealing with the actual issue.

Lucky for us, Ted loves talking about himself and is a very active facebook user so we are vigilant to check fb every morning because if he is going to do something its pretty much guaranteed that he would post something cryptic and mysterious beforehand.

[Brock Landers]

 

[pissclams]

i just took my annual active shooter training and this guy scores 4/4 on the threat indicators

yeah I wasn’t kidding about the HR thing

we have considered this. like a few of us went to lunch when he was in florida to have an earnest discussion about how likely he is to kill himself and possibly others. The hard part is that our HR is pretty much complete trash. I'm sure like most HR departments they don't really exist the protect or provide assistance to the employees but rather to protect the company from any legal action being taken against the company. So basically nobody ever says anything to HR b/c they immediately turn it into a chess game to ensure the company is clear of any liability rather than dealing with the actual issue.

Lucky for us, Ted loves talking about himself and is a very active facebook user so we are vigilant to check fb every morning because if he is going to do something its pretty much guaranteed that he would post something cryptic and mysterious beforehand.

if your hr's sole purpose in life is to protect the company from getting sued, i would think heeding their employee's complaints related to a possible psychopath working in their office would be pretty high on their list of things to act on.