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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1025 on: November 17, 2015, 11:39:12 AM »
I bet the people at your work are posting on various other blogs about how someone they work with drives a nutless beamer with a broken window and having a hearty blog lol over it
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1026 on: November 17, 2015, 11:46:29 AM »
Guys does Tonya wear like a BMW jacket and hat and always put his keys on the table at happy hour?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1027 on: November 17, 2015, 11:50:25 AM »
He gives his keys to the bartender. He's not a loon, emo.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1028 on: November 17, 2015, 11:51:28 AM »
Ok just making sure we didn't have a Joey Tribiani type situaish here.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1029 on: November 17, 2015, 11:52:10 AM »
the hat came with the car when i bought it. i dont own a bmw jacket  :dunno:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1030 on: November 17, 2015, 12:02:30 PM »
He gives his keys to the bartender. He's not a loon, emo.

man, wacky has been hanging on to that one

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1031 on: November 17, 2015, 12:12:04 PM »
He gives his keys to the bartender. He's not a loon, emo.

man, wacky has been hanging on to that one

glad i can make an impression on the youngster
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1032 on: November 17, 2015, 01:39:27 PM »
 :D I was backing my guy, Tonya.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1033 on: November 17, 2015, 01:58:51 PM »
Meet them at the statue and tell it to their faces,  preventativemaintenance&safetyhead!
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1034 on: November 17, 2015, 02:47:21 PM »
The following two phrases were just used in a meeting:

"hand job"
"I was going to lay a little pipe"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1035 on: November 17, 2015, 03:20:56 PM »
Meet them at the statue and tell it to their faces,  preventativemaintenance&safetyhead!
yeah wtf, he is rough ridin' up my bbsing with that username

take it up with the mods.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1036 on: November 17, 2015, 03:47:27 PM »
Meet them at the statue and tell it to their faces,  preventativemaintenance&safetyhead!
yeah wtf, he is rough ridin' up my bbsing with that username

take it up with the mods.
Great user name!
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1037 on: November 17, 2015, 03:49:07 PM »
The following two phrases were just used in a meeting:

"hand job"
"I was going to lay a little pipe"
I usually start with a hand job before I lay pipe. So be it.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1038 on: November 17, 2015, 04:20:11 PM »
The following two phrases were just used in a meeting:

"hand job"
"I was going to lay a little pipe"
I usually start with a hand job before I lay pipe. So be it.

in context:

"Give Mrs Gooch a Hand. Job well done!"

"The strut channel was too narrow. I was going to lay a little pipe in between the reinforcement channeloids but chose reinforced tubing instead."

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1039 on: November 17, 2015, 08:17:59 PM »
It was more like "That will be a hand job." i.e. You will have to do the calculations by hand, not an automated process.

And laying pipe was used in the sense of "laying groundwork" to get someone to accept some bad news.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1040 on: November 18, 2015, 08:27:04 AM »
Microagreesions of sexism.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1041 on: November 18, 2015, 09:12:29 AM »
It was more like "That will be a hand job." i.e. You will have to do the calculations by hand, not an automated process.

And laying pipe was used in the sense of "laying groundwork" to get someone to accept some bad news.

now figure out how to work Finger Bang and Smack that Monkey into the next meeting.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1042 on: November 18, 2015, 09:54:43 AM »
In my office to ping someone is to reach out via IM or email.  Usually done as a reminder of something.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1043 on: November 18, 2015, 10:47:55 AM »
There's a guy at work who has ignored several requests to provide me the email addresses of some of our offshore managers so they can be added add to the distribution list of a report I send out every day.  I'm about to break my dislike of that stupid term in order to send him another follow up email with PING in like a 72 point font.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1044 on: November 18, 2015, 10:53:24 AM »
DOG FRIENDLY OFFICE: DOG PEEING ON THE CARPET

^dogs are gross

Perhaps making it more hilarious is we're in a temporary shared space with other companies and the dog pissed next to another company's desk. The dog also just runs free and digs through other companies' trash and stuff. ha

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1045 on: November 18, 2015, 10:56:11 AM »
DOG FRIENDLY OFFICE: DOG PEEING ON THE CARPET

^dogs are gross

Perhaps making it more hilarious is we're in a temporary shared space with other companies and the dog pissed next to another company's desk. The dog also just runs free and digs through other companies' trash and stuff. ha

corporate espionage dog

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1046 on: November 18, 2015, 10:56:49 AM »
that sounds like a lot of fun

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1047 on: November 18, 2015, 10:57:30 AM »
i wish i could bring my dog(s) to work.  i'd be so much more productive.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1048 on: November 18, 2015, 10:59:15 AM »
Owner is an bad person

I've brought my dog to work a few times. I keep her on a leash the whole time tho and she just sleeps and doesn't pee
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1049 on: November 18, 2015, 11:02:54 AM »
we have dog fridays here and 1 person brings their dog in. its wonderful.
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