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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #625 on: December 17, 2014, 08:39:44 AM »
last year i got a boston red sox beanie for white elephant. this year i am giving that same boston red sox beanie.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #626 on: December 17, 2014, 09:39:16 AM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.

my answer is i doubt it, but if you would answer my GD question we would know for sure

Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #627 on: December 17, 2014, 01:35:01 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #628 on: December 17, 2014, 01:43:08 PM »
Hey @XocolateThundarr did your boss get married this year?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #629 on: December 17, 2014, 02:02:14 PM »
Hey @XocolateThundarr did your boss get married this year?



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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #630 on: December 17, 2014, 02:49:46 PM »

EMAW co-worker recorded himself whistling Christmas carols, burned it to a CD, and swapped it in a white elephant gift exchange.  Even 'shopped an awesome cover for the CD.

that's fantastic
Probably the best white elephant gift I have ever heard of.


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A dvd compilation might push it over the top.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #631 on: December 30, 2014, 01:14:12 PM »
we now have a few of these randomly in the office now.



innocent woman took a disk to the face earlier. not sure if hilarious.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #632 on: December 30, 2014, 04:10:26 PM »
You know what isn't hilarious? People ending every phone call with "talk to you next year."
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« Reply #633 on: December 30, 2014, 04:32:38 PM »
You know what isn't hilarious? People ending every phone call with "talk to you next year."

I would IRL "hur hur hurrrrr" them.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #634 on: December 30, 2014, 07:43:40 PM »
You know what isn't hilarious? People ending every phone call with "talk to you next year."

I'm totally using this tomorrow.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #635 on: December 30, 2014, 08:43:35 PM »
You know what isn't hilarious? People ending every phone call with "talk to you next year."
So glad I'm off this week. I hate that nonsense.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #636 on: December 31, 2014, 06:27:49 AM »
we now have a few of these randomly in the office now.



innocent woman took a disk to the face earlier. not sure if hilarious.

The disc golf baskets in the office are fantastic, but not hilarious.  The reaction of the woman taking a disc to the face would determine its hilarity.   BTW, I now want disc golf baskets in my office.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #637 on: December 31, 2014, 12:16:24 PM »
You know what isn't hilarious? People ending every phone call with "talk to you next year."

I'm totally using this tomorrow.

JUST DROPPED IT ON SOME GAL, SHE LOVED IT.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #638 on: December 31, 2014, 02:07:53 PM »
You know what isn't hilarious? People ending every phone call with "talk to you next year."

I'm totally using this tomorrow.

JUST DROPPED IT ON SOME GAL, SHE LOVED IT.

twice today. people LOVE it.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #639 on: January 07, 2015, 10:50:07 AM »
This is on the bathroom counter:



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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #640 on: January 07, 2015, 01:24:12 PM »
This is on the bathroom counter:



Gonna win 'em all!

I'll bet it smells fantastic on you.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #641 on: January 20, 2015, 11:30:59 AM »
Just got an email [sent to all employees] from our accounting office that said:

"$53,398.63 ck from ----  Please confirm if you have seen this check..."

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #642 on: January 21, 2015, 09:24:28 AM »
Just got an email [sent to all employees] from our accounting office that said:

"$53,398.63 ck from ----  Please confirm if you have seen this check..."

Sounds like someone is having a very unhilarious time at the office.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #643 on: January 21, 2015, 09:25:11 AM »
accounting 101: when in doubt, shred

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #644 on: January 21, 2015, 02:08:57 PM »
Man I need to post more.  This stuff is gold.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #645 on: January 21, 2015, 02:40:20 PM »
there are 4 random CD's on the table in the break room with a huge FREE sign in front of them.

CD's are:
Damien Marley
Boys For Pele
Flyleaf
12 Gracious Melodies

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #646 on: January 21, 2015, 02:45:15 PM »
Dibs on 12 Gracious Melodies.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #647 on: January 21, 2015, 02:46:08 PM »
there are 4 random CD's on the table in the break room with a huge FREE sign in front of them.

CD's are:
Damien Marley
Boys For Pele
Flyleaf
12 Gracious Melodies
oh man, somebody either got left last night or this is a sign for help.  you should investigate.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #648 on: January 27, 2015, 07:06:10 AM »
There's a new guy at my office whose last name is Scharding. We were trying to locate him in one of our systems, and he pointed at the list of names on the screen and said: "That one. I'm Scharding."

Maybe not quite "hilarious," but it was a nice little afternoon pick-me-up.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #649 on: January 27, 2015, 08:51:07 AM »
There's a new guy at my office whose last name is Scharding. We were trying to locate him in one of our systems, and he pointed at the list of names on the screen and said: "That one. I'm Scharding."

Maybe not quite "hilarious," but it was a nice little afternoon pick-me-up.
It's closer to hilarious than most of the boring garbage in this thread