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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #600 on: December 12, 2014, 09:18:28 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #601 on: December 15, 2014, 10:04:17 AM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.

my answer is i doubt it, but if you would answer my GD question we would know for sure

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did your boss get married this year?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #602 on: December 16, 2014, 10:43:49 AM »
Your office really needs to get it together

that wiring qualifies as a "hilarious thing at your office"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #603 on: December 16, 2014, 11:57:19 AM »
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Tomorrow I’ll be going through the office trying to record each of us singing part of the song “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” to do a mashup similar to this for our annual holiday card.  Obviously, it won’t be nearly as funny as Captain Piccard, but I think it will be more entertaining and personal than just a fancy photo of the garland, ribbon, and lights in my house (which was last year’s card, although I did receive several compliments on the pretty picture).  AND I’m envisioning this being a representation of (company name)’s “fun” side so feel free to bring out your Christmas sweaters and ham it up.

People are not happy.  The admin people already put on a real shitty Christmas party (sing along at Alamo Drafthouse), and now this.  We are engineers, not the cast of Glee.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #604 on: December 16, 2014, 12:00:44 PM »
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Tomorrow I’ll be going through the office trying to record each of us singing part of the song “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” to do a mashup similar to this for our annual holiday card.  Obviously, it won’t be nearly as funny as Captain Piccard, but I think it will be more entertaining and personal than just a fancy photo of the garland, ribbon, and lights in my house (which was last year’s card, although I did receive several compliments on the pretty picture).  AND I’m envisioning this being a representation of (company name)’s “fun” side so feel free to bring out your Christmas sweaters and ham it up.

People are not happy.  The admin people already put on a real shitty Christmas party (sing along at Alamo Drafthouse), and now this.  We are engineers, not the cast of Glee.

What kind of company sends out a Christmas card with a picture of some crap a random lady that works there had in her house?  Also, pull your balls out of your zipper hole to really up your ham factor.  #lifehack
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #605 on: December 16, 2014, 12:06:24 PM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.

my answer is i doubt it, but if you would answer my GD question we would know for sure

Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?
Yes Mr mocat
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #606 on: December 16, 2014, 12:09:06 PM »
crap just got real


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #607 on: December 16, 2014, 12:09:38 PM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.

my answer is i doubt it, but if you would answer my GD question we would know for sure

Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?
Yes Mr mocat

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #608 on: December 16, 2014, 12:11:41 PM »
I wonder if mocat was my boss now.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #609 on: December 16, 2014, 12:19:49 PM »
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Tomorrow I’ll be going through the office trying to record each of us singing part of the song “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” to do a mashup similar to this for our annual holiday card.  Obviously, it won’t be nearly as funny as Captain Piccard, but I think it will be more entertaining and personal than just a fancy photo of the garland, ribbon, and lights in my house (which was last year’s card, although I did receive several compliments on the pretty picture).  AND I’m envisioning this being a representation of (company name)’s “fun” side so feel free to bring out your Christmas sweaters and ham it up.

People are not happy.  The admin people already put on a real shitty Christmas party (sing along at Alamo Drafthouse), and now this.  We are engineers, not the cast of Glee.

What kind of company sends out a Christmas card with a picture of some crap a random lady that works there had in her house?  Also, pull your balls out of your zipper hole to really up your ham factor.  #lifehack

I should mention, the HR lady is the owner's niece, so nobody calls her out on these types of things.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #610 on: December 16, 2014, 12:20:39 PM »
"Hey boss, would you say you spend more than or less than 4 hours a day bbs'n?"


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #611 on: December 16, 2014, 12:21:51 PM »
pcat62, get over your engineer self. Make the damn Christmas video and post it here.


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« Reply #612 on: December 16, 2014, 12:23:37 PM »
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Tomorrow I’ll be going through the office trying to record each of us singing part of the song “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” to do a mashup similar to this for our annual holiday card.  Obviously, it won’t be nearly as funny as Captain Piccard, but I think it will be more entertaining and personal than just a fancy photo of the garland, ribbon, and lights in my house (which was last year’s card, although I did receive several compliments on the pretty picture).  AND I’m envisioning this being a representation of (company name)’s “fun” side so feel free to bring out your Christmas sweaters and ham it up.

People are not happy.  The admin people already put on a real shitty Christmas party (sing along at Alamo Drafthouse), and now this.  We are engineers, not the cast of Glee.

What kind of company sends out a Christmas card with a picture of some crap a random lady that works there had in her house?  Also, pull your balls out of your zipper hole to really up your ham factor.  #lifehack

I should mention, the HR lady is the owner's niece, so nobody calls her out on these types of things.

ugh, small businesses are the absolute worst

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #613 on: December 16, 2014, 12:27:09 PM »
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Tomorrow I’ll be going through the office trying to record each of us singing part of the song “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” to do a mashup similar to this for our annual holiday card.  Obviously, it won’t be nearly as funny as Captain Piccard, but I think it will be more entertaining and personal than just a fancy photo of the garland, ribbon, and lights in my house (which was last year’s card, although I did receive several compliments on the pretty picture).  AND I’m envisioning this being a representation of (company name)’s “fun” side so feel free to bring out your Christmas sweaters and ham it up.

People are not happy.  The admin people already put on a real shitty Christmas party (sing along at Alamo Drafthouse), and now this.  We are engineers, not the cast of Glee.

What kind of company sends out a Christmas card with a picture of some crap a random lady that works there had in her house?  Also, pull your balls out of your zipper hole to really up your ham factor.  #lifehack

I should mention, the HR lady is the owner's niece, so nobody calls her out on these types of things.

Is the owner going to be singing in the video? If so, then you better do it too.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #614 on: December 16, 2014, 12:34:17 PM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.

my answer is i doubt it, but if you would answer my GD question we would know for sure

Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?
Yes Mr mocat

RickRampus are you male or female?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #615 on: December 16, 2014, 12:45:36 PM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.

my answer is i doubt it, but if you would answer my GD question we would know for sure

Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?
Yes Mr mocat

RickRampus are you male or female?

i'll answer that. he's male. let's keep this story moving and see where it goes.  :excited:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #616 on: December 16, 2014, 12:48:48 PM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.

my answer is i doubt it, but if you would answer my GD question we would know for sure

Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?
Yes Mr mocat

RickRampus are you male or female?
:excited: :horrorsurprise: :ohno: :popcorn:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #617 on: December 16, 2014, 01:06:42 PM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.

my answer is i doubt it, but if you would answer my GD question we would know for sure

Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?
Yes Mr mocat

RickRampus are you male or female?

i'll answer that. he's male. let's keep this story moving and see where it goes.  :excited:
I could describe him for you Mocat. I think i remember what he looks like from KU tailgate pak a few years ago.

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« Reply #618 on: December 16, 2014, 04:01:11 PM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.

my answer is i doubt it, but if you would answer my GD question we would know for sure

Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?
Yes Mr mocat

RickRampus are you male or female?

i'll answer that. he's male. let's keep this story moving and see where it goes.  :excited:
I could describe him for you Mocat. I think i remember what he looks like from KU tailgate pak a few years ago.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #619 on: December 16, 2014, 04:27:16 PM »
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Tomorrow I’ll be going through the office trying to record each of us singing part of the song “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” to do a mashup similar to this for our annual holiday card.  Obviously, it won’t be nearly as funny as Captain Piccard, but I think it will be more entertaining and personal than just a fancy photo of the garland, ribbon, and lights in my house (which was last year’s card, although I did receive several compliments on the pretty picture).  AND I’m envisioning this being a representation of (company name)’s “fun” side so feel free to bring out your Christmas sweaters and ham it up.

People are not happy.  The admin people already put on a real shitty Christmas party (sing along at Alamo Drafthouse), and now this.  We are engineers, not the cast of Glee.

What kind of company sends out a Christmas card with a picture of some crap a random lady that works there had in her house?  Also, pull your balls out of your zipper hole to really up your ham factor.  #lifehack

I should mention, the HR lady is the owner's niece, so nobody calls her out on these types of things.

That HR lady sounds pretty great. She will probably move on to something better soon.

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« Reply #620 on: December 16, 2014, 04:48:59 PM »
This threads still going?   :lol:
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« Reply #621 on: December 16, 2014, 04:52:15 PM »
EMAW co-worker recorded himself whistling Christmas carols, burned it to a CD, and swapped it in a white elephant gift exchange.  Even 'shopped an awesome cover for the CD.

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« Reply #622 on: December 16, 2014, 05:00:13 PM »
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Tomorrow I’ll be going through the office trying to record each of us singing part of the song “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” to do a mashup similar to this for our annual holiday card.  Obviously, it won’t be nearly as funny as Captain Piccard, but I think it will be more entertaining and personal than just a fancy photo of the garland, ribbon, and lights in my house (which was last year’s card, although I did receive several compliments on the pretty picture).  AND I’m envisioning this being a representation of (company name)’s “fun” side so feel free to bring out your Christmas sweaters and ham it up.

People are not happy.  The admin people already put on a real shitty Christmas party (sing along at Alamo Drafthouse), and now this.  We are engineers, not the cast of Glee.

What kind of company sends out a Christmas card with a picture of some crap a random lady that works there had in her house?  Also, pull your balls out of your zipper hole to really up your ham factor.  #lifehack

I should mention, the HR lady is the owner's niece, so nobody calls her out on these types of things.

ugh, small businesses are the absolute worst

I don't think the size of the business is the issue.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #623 on: December 16, 2014, 05:12:41 PM »
EMAW co-worker recorded himself whistling Christmas carols, burned it to a CD, and swapped it in a white elephant gift exchange.  Even 'shopped an awesome cover for the CD.

that's fantastic

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« Reply #624 on: December 16, 2014, 06:13:28 PM »

EMAW co-worker recorded himself whistling Christmas carols, burned it to a CD, and swapped it in a white elephant gift exchange.  Even 'shopped an awesome cover for the CD.

that's fantastic
Probably the best white elephant gift I have ever heard of.


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