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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #375 on: May 22, 2014, 10:02:28 AM »
i don't know what i'm reading, but you have a 1.3% success rate?
You have no clue the crap they give us to call. Some of this stuff has been in the system since 2000. It took 299 calls to make 4 appointments and only had voice-to-voice with 20 answering and 16 telling me to go eff myself and to take them off the list.  :D
What is your close rate on the appointments?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #376 on: May 22, 2014, 10:04:02 AM »
i don't know what i'm reading, but you have a 1.3% success rate?
You have no clue the crap they give us to call. Some of this stuff has been in the system since 2000. It took 299 calls to make 4 appointments and only had voice-to-voice with 20 answering and 16 telling me to go eff myself and to take them off the list.  :D
What is your close rate on the appointments?
68%. We get a lot of shoppers.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #377 on: May 22, 2014, 10:43:14 AM »
#wacky4USPS

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #378 on: May 22, 2014, 10:46:49 AM »

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #379 on: May 22, 2014, 10:48:23 AM »
#wacky4USPS
Except my $numbers just got crushed. I read charts worse than mocat does math.

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« Reply #380 on: May 22, 2014, 10:49:11 AM »
Looks like wacky should be leading the office. Or telling his boss the leads are crap while hoping the guy goes on a glen Gary glen Ross rant

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« Reply #381 on: May 22, 2014, 10:51:12 AM »
Yeah, it's no use. It's very unorganized here. Mailmen get laid, right? RIGHT?

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« Reply #382 on: May 22, 2014, 10:52:38 AM »
Yeah, it's no use. It's very unorganized here. Mailmen get laid, right? RIGHT?
according to this, they do: milfgetsspecialdeliveryfrommailman.com

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #383 on: May 22, 2014, 11:03:31 AM »
Yeah, it's no use. It's very unorganized here. Mailmen get laid, right? RIGHT?
according to this, they do: milfgetsspecialdeliveryfrommailman.com

sorry, thats bullshit. only plumbers and pizza guys get laid

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #384 on: May 22, 2014, 11:05:13 AM »
 :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #385 on: May 22, 2014, 11:06:31 AM »
What's on a higher scale for a female? A guy w/ an MBA who recruits students at a private school or a mailman? It's a toss up, right? RIGHT?

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« Reply #386 on: May 22, 2014, 11:08:18 AM »
What's on a higher scale for a female? A guy w/ an MBA who recruits students at a private school or a mailman? It's a toss up, right? RIGHT?

The mailman probably has a hotter bod from walking all day.  :dunno:

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« Reply #387 on: May 22, 2014, 11:08:59 AM »
What's on a higher scale for a female? A guy w/ an MBA who recruits students at a private school or a mailman? It's a toss up, right? RIGHT?

The mailman probably has a hotter bod from walking all day.  :dunno:
That's what i'm thinking!

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« Reply #388 on: May 22, 2014, 08:22:09 PM »
You called more people in 2 hours than any of them did all day, thats pretty impressive wacky  :thumbs:

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« Reply #389 on: May 22, 2014, 08:46:34 PM »
You called more people in 2 hours than any of them did all day, thats pretty impressive wacky  :thumbs:
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« Reply #390 on: May 22, 2014, 09:03:40 PM »
Wacky, it is time to get out of the minors and get called up to pharmaceuticals. 
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« Reply #391 on: May 22, 2014, 09:24:47 PM »
Wacky, it is time to get out of the minors and get called up to pharmaceuticals.
I agree. My confidence got rocked from the software sales job. It feels nice to go back down to single A ball and hit the crap out of it to feel good again. I'm taking the Moose stance on getting back to the show.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #392 on: May 23, 2014, 09:26:16 AM »
What's on a higher scale for a female? A guy w/ an MBA who recruits students at a private school or a mailman? It's a toss up, right? RIGHT?

The mailman probably has a hotter bod from walking all day.  :dunno:
That's what i'm thinking!

The mailman also gets better pay and benefits. You would get to retire on a pension. If you enjoy walking the neighborhood and filling people's boxes with crap they won't bother reading, it really would be a great job.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #393 on: May 23, 2014, 09:32:02 AM »
What's on a higher scale for a female? A guy w/ an MBA who recruits students at a private school or a mailman? It's a toss up, right? RIGHT?

The mailman probably has a hotter bod from walking all day.  :dunno:
That's what i'm thinking!

The mailman also gets better pay and benefits. You would get to retire on a pension. If you enjoy walking the neighborhood and filling people's boxes with crap they won't bother reading, it really would be a great job.

Wacky, if you like filling women's boxes with your junk; then be a mailman.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #394 on: May 23, 2014, 09:43:37 AM »
299 / 8 = 37ish calls per hour and holy crap that sounds terrible... Ts and Ps
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #395 on: May 23, 2014, 10:18:32 AM »
This really proper guy at my office that everyone hates because he has such an incredible vocabulary that it makes them assume he's patronizing him asked me if I use Twitter. I said yes. He mentioned that his son was soon to be the valedictorian of Rockhurst High and some classmates had made a fake twitter account using his son's name and picture. The account featured many tweets regarding hot mothers (he used "cougars" with a  :confused: tone  :lol: ) who he was going to seek out after his speech to make out with in the janitor's closet, etc. Some of them were about professors he regretted not pursuing while he was in school. Anyway, he asked me to locate the account and do my best to get it removed. As I read through the tweets it was so hard not to bust up laughing but couldn't since he was right there. He mentioned that his FBI friend was looking into it but hoped I could help.
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« Reply #396 on: May 23, 2014, 10:24:37 AM »
Yeah, i'm pretty miserable right now you guys. I really feel like i'm wasting my education here. It's a numbers game and you can't even control them from walking in those doors after you schedule them (which 60% off them don't show). :sigh:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #397 on: May 23, 2014, 10:29:33 AM »
Yeah, i'm pretty miserable right now you guys. I really feel like i'm wasting my education here. It's a numbers game and you can't even control them from walking in those doors after you schedule them (which 60% off them don't show). :sigh:
Please tell me you are actively pursuing another job.  You have had a taste of a big boy career, it is there again waiting for you Wacky.  All you need to do is reach out and grab it. 
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« Reply #398 on: May 23, 2014, 10:41:40 AM »
Yeah, i'm pretty miserable right now you guys. I really feel like i'm wasting my education here. It's a numbers game and you can't even control them from walking in those doors after you schedule them (which 60% off them don't show). :sigh:
Please tell me you are actively pursuing another job.  You have had a taste of a big boy career, it is there again waiting for you Wacky.  All you need to do is reach out and grab it.
Yes, I will be soon. I feel like I need to put in a year here tho. It looks bad jumping from job to job on the resume, right?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #399 on: May 23, 2014, 10:54:25 AM »
No, it does not look bad. You were laid off from your last job and took a step backwards. You don't want to look comfortable in taking a step backwards. You should be out their trying to get something better.