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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #400 on: May 23, 2014, 10:58:17 AM »
This really proper guy at my office that everyone hates because he has such an incredible vocabulary that it makes them assume he's patronizing him asked me if I use Twitter. I said yes. He mentioned that his son was soon to be the valedictorian of Rockhurst High and some classmates had made a fake twitter account using his son's name and picture. The account featured many tweets regarding hot mothers (he used "cougars" with a  :confused: tone  :lol: ) who he was going to seek out after his speech to make out with in the janitor's closet, etc. Some of them were about professors he regretted not pursuing while he was in school. Anyway, he asked me to locate the account and do my best to get it removed. As I read through the tweets it was so hard not to bust up laughing but couldn't since he was right there. He mentioned that his FBI friend was looking into it but hoped I could help.

why wouldn't you share this fake account and all the laughs?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #401 on: May 23, 2014, 11:01:35 AM »
This really proper guy at my office that everyone hates because he has such an incredible vocabulary that it makes them assume he's patronizing him asked me if I use Twitter. I said yes. He mentioned that his son was soon to be the valedictorian of Rockhurst High and some classmates had made a fake twitter account using his son's name and picture. The account featured many tweets regarding hot mothers (he used "cougars" with a  :confused: tone  :lol: ) who he was going to seek out after his speech to make out with in the janitor's closet, etc. Some of them were about professors he regretted not pursuing while he was in school. Anyway, he asked me to locate the account and do my best to get it removed. As I read through the tweets it was so hard not to bust up laughing but couldn't since he was right there. He mentioned that his FBI friend was looking into it but hoped I could help.

why wouldn't you share this fake account and all the laughs?

I didn't know this thread existed at the time and it has since been deleted. I'll try to find some old e-mails where I might've quoted the tweets.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #402 on: May 23, 2014, 11:05:31 AM »
No, it does not look bad. You were laid off from your last job and took a step backwards. You don't want to look comfortable in taking a step backwards. You should be out their trying to get something better.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #403 on: May 23, 2014, 11:07:07 AM »
No, it does not look bad. You were laid off from your last job and took a step backwards. You don't want to look comfortable in taking a step backwards. You should be out their trying to get something better.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #404 on: May 23, 2014, 11:26:59 AM »
so wacky is really just a telemarketer?   :D

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #405 on: May 23, 2014, 11:49:27 AM »
so wacky is really just a telemarketer?   :D
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #406 on: May 23, 2014, 12:15:27 PM »
We hired a temp in our accounting department. His first day was yesterday, and he wore a full suit. I told him that the dress code was pretty casual, so at lunch he ditched the tie. Today he's wearing a Hurley shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #407 on: May 23, 2014, 12:18:43 PM »
We hired a temp in our accounting department. His first day was yesterday, and he wore a full suit. I told him that the dress code was pretty casual, so at lunch he ditched the tie. Today he's wearing a Hurley shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #408 on: May 23, 2014, 12:23:03 PM »
Granted, a lot of people are wearing shorts today because it's a shortened day before a long weekend, but most of them are trim chino shorts. Not baggy cargo shorts with strings at the bottom.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #409 on: May 23, 2014, 12:34:37 PM »
the story was better before you told us everyone else was wearing shorts.

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« Reply #410 on: May 23, 2014, 12:40:13 PM »
the story was better before you told us everyone else was wearing shorts.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #411 on: July 01, 2014, 09:56:55 AM »
engineer coworker dude is on hold with a vendor and their hold music is evanescence - bring me to life.

is he on hold with big 12 hq?  how does this happen?  i am absolutely fascinated by this

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #412 on: July 01, 2014, 10:15:01 AM »
This really proper guy at my office that everyone hates because he has such an incredible vocabulary that it makes them assume he's patronizing him asked me if I use Twitter. I said yes. He mentioned that his son was soon to be the valedictorian of Rockhurst High and some classmates had made a fake twitter account using his son's name and picture. The account featured many tweets regarding hot mothers (he used "cougars" with a  :confused: tone  :lol: ) who he was going to seek out after his speech to make out with in the janitor's closet, etc. Some of them were about professors he regretted not pursuing while he was in school. Anyway, he asked me to locate the account and do my best to get it removed. As I read through the tweets it was so hard not to bust up laughing but couldn't since he was right there. He mentioned that his FBI friend was looking into it but hoped I could help.
If I had twitter his age I would have welcomed this prank with hopes that it would lead to some hot cougar action.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #413 on: July 01, 2014, 01:03:21 PM »
Guys the badge reader software thing crashed so now they're asking everyone in the office to reply with the number printed on their badge.  It's a really reply all fiasco. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #414 on: July 08, 2014, 12:28:28 PM »
Saw this today...


Then saw this email from the local prez...

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I know there is lots of curiosity on what happened to the door
 
I would like to tell you all that Donna ****** got caught between the doors “AGAIN”, and this time she used the zucchini to free herself
 
But, nothing more than temperature change and glass with a flaw that caused the glass to burst, much like we see happen in the office once in a while
 
Have a great day, see you at the employee meeting





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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #415 on: July 08, 2014, 12:31:17 PM »
Then at the employee meeting the phone used for speaker so people outside the office can call and listen, it was playing hold music because someone had called in and placed the call on hold...so then this email...

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US Montly Meeting - PLEASE TAKE YOUR PHONES OFF HOLD

If you put your phone on hold, nobody on the call can hear.  Please take your phone off hold and mute yourself.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #416 on: July 08, 2014, 12:32:09 PM »
Anyway, zucchinis are rough ridin' dangerous I tell ya.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #417 on: July 08, 2014, 12:32:50 PM »
I'm trying to figure out the role of the zucchini

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #418 on: July 08, 2014, 12:36:26 PM »
was that a "donna is fat" joke?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #419 on: July 08, 2014, 12:37:01 PM »
i thought this was the "hilarious" thing in your office thread  :confused:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #420 on: July 08, 2014, 12:42:08 PM »
gonna have to call in dax on this one

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #421 on: July 08, 2014, 12:42:33 PM »
summer break time guys. see you in the fall.  :buh-bye:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #422 on: July 08, 2014, 12:47:32 PM »
not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

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« Reply #423 on: July 08, 2014, 12:50:25 PM »
not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

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« Reply #424 on: July 08, 2014, 12:54:55 PM »
not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.