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This really proper guy at my office that everyone hates because he has such an incredible vocabulary that it makes them assume he's patronizing him asked me if I use Twitter. I said yes. He mentioned that his son was soon to be the valedictorian of Rockhurst High and some classmates had made a fake twitter account using his son's name and picture. The account featured many tweets regarding hot mothers (he used "cougars" with a tone ) who he was going to seek out after his speech to make out with in the janitor's closet, etc. Some of them were about professors he regretted not pursuing while he was in school. Anyway, he asked me to locate the account and do my best to get it removed. As I read through the tweets it was so hard not to bust up laughing but couldn't since he was right there. He mentioned that his FBI friend was looking into it but hoped I could help.
Quote from: SPEmaw on May 23, 2014, 10:18:32 AMThis really proper guy at my office that everyone hates because he has such an incredible vocabulary that it makes them assume he's patronizing him asked me if I use Twitter. I said yes. He mentioned that his son was soon to be the valedictorian of Rockhurst High and some classmates had made a fake twitter account using his son's name and picture. The account featured many tweets regarding hot mothers (he used "cougars" with a tone ) who he was going to seek out after his speech to make out with in the janitor's closet, etc. Some of them were about professors he regretted not pursuing while he was in school. Anyway, he asked me to locate the account and do my best to get it removed. As I read through the tweets it was so hard not to bust up laughing but couldn't since he was right there. He mentioned that his FBI friend was looking into it but hoped I could help.why wouldn't you share this fake account and all the laughs?
No, it does not look bad. You were laid off from your last job and took a step backwards. You don't want to look comfortable in taking a step backwards. You should be out their trying to get something better.
Quote from: slobber on May 23, 2014, 10:54:25 AMNo, it does not look bad. You were laid off from your last job and took a step backwards. You don't want to look comfortable in taking a step backwards. You should be out their trying to get something better.
so wacky is really just a telemarketer?
We hired a temp in our accounting department. His first day was yesterday, and he wore a full suit. I told him that the dress code was pretty casual, so at lunch he ditched the tie. Today he's wearing a Hurley shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.
the story was better before you told us everyone else was wearing shorts.
I know there is lots of curiosity on what happened to the door I would like to tell you all that Donna ****** got caught between the doors “AGAIN”, and this time she used the zucchini to free herself But, nothing more than temperature change and glass with a flaw that caused the glass to burst, much like we see happen in the office once in a while Have a great day, see you at the employee meeting
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not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.
Quote from: michigancat on July 08, 2014, 12:47:32 PMnot a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing