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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #325 on: March 25, 2014, 09:12:13 AM »
So I've seen this guy a couple of times now:

Largeish-not mangino-large but hefty,  dress pants, blazer, with a cartoon tie (like bugs and daffy with a wood sledge hammer), long gray hair in a pony with a gray 'stasch, not too crazy right?

well he brings his lunch in a small pink striped victoria secret bag... :sdeek:

The VS bag is his very subtle way of telling everyone he is getting some play despite his appearance

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #326 on: March 26, 2014, 08:58:29 AM »
I don't know where this belongs, BUT OMG MAKE IT STOP....

Boss man is gone this morning and 4 of my coworkers (all females) are gathered together in the corner 2 cubes over talking about bad sex. Apparently one of them hooked up with a guy for the first time last night and not only did this guy not know what he was doing, but he also had a really small package. Apparently this guy has to walk the plank now and now all the girls feel like they should share their awful experiences and all the small weiners they have seen. They're using awkward analogies too... "Like, I've seen a movie before and thought it was bad, but I went back to rewatch it again and i found a place where I could enjoy it" etc.

LIKE OMG MAKE IT STOP NOW!!!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #327 on: March 26, 2014, 09:02:52 AM »
Head over there and join in Fandawg!  Time to dish!


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #328 on: March 26, 2014, 09:12:45 AM »
 :lol: Should I do it like i'm talking to my bros? Like OMG, could you imagine if roles were reversed? Every dude would be getting a call from HR.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #329 on: March 26, 2014, 09:13:33 AM »
push the envelope, watch it bend

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #330 on: March 26, 2014, 09:22:08 AM »
this is your chance to respect four chicks at the same time

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #331 on: March 26, 2014, 10:22:36 AM »
You know when your superior leaves and you get named his replacement so it's like a promotion but without a change in official title and no pay increase?  That's hilarious.   :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #332 on: March 26, 2014, 10:56:45 AM »
I don't know where this belongs, BUT OMG MAKE IT STOP....

Boss man is gone this morning and 4 of my coworkers (all females) are gathered together in the corner 2 cubes over talking about bad sex. Apparently one of them hooked up with a guy for the first time last night and not only did this guy not know what he was doing, but he also had a really small package. Apparently this guy has to walk the plank now and now all the girls feel like they should share their awful experiences and all the small weiners they have seen. They're using awkward analogies too... "Like, I've seen a movie before and thought it was bad, but I went back to rewatch it again and i found a place where I could enjoy it" etc.

LIKE OMG MAKE IT STOP NOW!!!

Funny, I heard a different take on that hookup.  Dude said it wasn't an issue of small penis, but rather huge vagina.  Huge. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #333 on: March 26, 2014, 11:48:34 AM »
I don't know where this belongs, BUT OMG MAKE IT STOP....

Boss man is gone this morning and 4 of my coworkers (all females) are gathered together in the corner 2 cubes over talking about bad sex. Apparently one of them hooked up with a guy for the first time last night and not only did this guy not know what he was doing, but he also had a really small package. Apparently this guy has to walk the plank now and now all the girls feel like they should share their awful experiences and all the small weiners they have seen. They're using awkward analogies too... "Like, I've seen a movie before and thought it was bad, but I went back to rewatch it again and i found a place where I could enjoy it" etc.

LIKE OMG MAKE IT STOP NOW!!!

Funny, I heard a different take on that hookup.  Dude said it wasn't an issue of small penis, but rather huge vagina.  Huge.

Do girls ask each other how deep they are?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #334 on: March 26, 2014, 11:50:18 AM »
French Canadian and Indiana shared a pretty good laugh about the Malaysian Airlines plane being stealthier than a stealth bomber meme.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #335 on: March 26, 2014, 01:48:19 PM »
French Canadian and Indiana shared a pretty good laugh about the Malaysian Airlines plane being stealthier than a stealth bomber meme.
It made me chuckle :dunno:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #336 on: March 26, 2014, 01:55:05 PM »
WildcatNKilt and I just saw one another  :Wha:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #337 on: March 26, 2014, 01:56:47 PM »
WildcatNKilt and I just saw one another  :Wha:

It gets crazy in this office.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #338 on: March 26, 2014, 02:09:12 PM »
French Canadian and Indiana shared a pretty good laugh about the Malaysian Airlines plane being stealthier than a stealth bomber meme.
It made me chuckle :dunno:


me too, I guess. :frown:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #339 on: March 27, 2014, 11:06:06 AM »
The girl who was talking about little weiners yesterday, is now  :bawl: in her cube. All the girls are over there consoling her. I hope everything is ok.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #340 on: March 27, 2014, 11:10:08 AM »
Just picked up on it. The guy who she was bitching about having a little weiner and who she was going to make walk the plank for it, dumped her first last night. Karma.  :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #341 on: March 27, 2014, 11:10:46 AM »
Little prick guy left
A hole in her heart so big
She'll never fill it.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #342 on: March 27, 2014, 11:11:36 AM »
now's your chance to swoop in and tell her about your forkball, fanman

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #343 on: March 27, 2014, 11:13:42 AM »
Little prick guy left
A hole in her heart so big
She'll never fill it.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #344 on: March 27, 2014, 11:14:35 AM »
now's your chance to swoop in and tell her about your forkball, fanman
:nono: she'll never see my forkball.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #345 on: March 27, 2014, 11:25:24 AM »
Just picked up on it. The guy who she was bitching about having a little weiner and who she was going to make walk the plank for it, dumped her first last night. Karma.  :lol:
Giant vagina confirmed

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #346 on: April 30, 2014, 06:22:17 PM »


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #348 on: May 01, 2014, 05:48:54 AM »
You work with Wacky?


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