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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #275 on: March 04, 2014, 04:19:46 PM »
There is a new guy pumping iron in the space next to me and it's a little uncomfortable.  I think he's only using 25lb dumbells.   :facepalm:  This is what I'm hearing "oh jesus oh yeah ohhh ohhh burn."   :sdeek:
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« Reply #276 on: March 06, 2014, 10:52:45 AM »
He has a partner now and handing the weights off to each other after each set.  They're breathing pretty hard now.  :users: Trying to just stare at my computer screen and not make eye contact.

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« Reply #277 on: March 06, 2014, 10:53:49 AM »
Did you get visual confirmation that there were, in fact, dumbbells present?  :Wha:

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« Reply #278 on: March 06, 2014, 10:55:24 AM »
need pix plz

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« Reply #279 on: March 06, 2014, 11:10:38 AM »
Did you get visual confirmation that there were, in fact, dumbbells present?  :Wha:

Yes.  They were in my field of view the entire time.  Walked over there when they went to the water cooler and confirmed 25lbs.

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« Reply #280 on: March 06, 2014, 11:31:07 AM »
Did you get visual confirmation that there were, in fact, dumbbells present?  :Wha:

Yes.  They were in my field of view the entire time.  Walked over there when they went to the water cooler and confirmed 25lbs.

You work in an office environment?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #281 on: March 06, 2014, 11:32:57 AM »
BF is a personal trainer  :dunno:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #282 on: March 06, 2014, 11:33:45 AM »
You work in an office environment?

i thought he was a stay-at-home dad :frown:

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« Reply #283 on: March 06, 2014, 11:36:22 AM »
You work in an office environment?

i thought he was a stay-at-home dad :frown:

Seasonal worker now.  I can leave when ever my farm gets busy.

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« Reply #284 on: March 06, 2014, 11:41:57 AM »
You work in an office environment?

50/50 instructor/office.

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« Reply #285 on: March 06, 2014, 11:49:57 AM »
You work in an office environment?

50/50 instructor/office.

Workout instruction?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #287 on: March 06, 2014, 12:14:44 PM »
He teaches people how to work on Diesel engines, duh.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #288 on: March 06, 2014, 12:17:04 PM »
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #289 on: March 06, 2014, 12:45:47 PM »
Get off my nutz guys.  #feedingtheworld #injohndeeregreen #curiousgeorge
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #290 on: March 13, 2014, 11:12:37 AM »
There is a guy wearing those shoes with toes in the office today.
I can't say too much though because I was wearing paper flip flops for a couple of hours after my lunch pedicure yesterday.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #291 on: March 13, 2014, 11:26:05 AM »
So I've seen this guy a couple of times now:

Largeish-not mangino-large but hefty,  dress pants, blazer, with a cartoon tie (like bugs and daffy with a wood sledge hammer), long gray hair in a pony with a gray 'stasch, not too crazy right?

well he brings his lunch in a small pink striped victoria secret bag... :sdeek:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #292 on: March 13, 2014, 12:37:43 PM »
So I've seen this guy a couple of times now:

Largeish-not mangino-large but hefty,  dress pants, blazer, with a cartoon tie (like bugs and daffy with a wood sledge hammer), long gray hair in a pony with a gray 'stasch, not too crazy right?

well he brings his lunch in a small pink striped victoria secret bag... :sdeek:

wow

this is a person you NEED to know

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #293 on: March 20, 2014, 06:31:00 PM »
So, yeah just chatting with a dude and he shares with me that he drove twelve rough ridin' hours to New rough ridin' Orleans just to see, GET THIS, Widespread rough ridin' Panic.  AAAAND he had never even them or really even heard of them before!  He was just like, "Yeah, they were pretty good."  WHAT. IN. THE. eff!?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #294 on: March 20, 2014, 06:36:25 PM »

So, yeah just chatting with a dude and he shares with me that he drove twelve rough ridin' hours to New rough ridin' Orleans just to see, GET THIS, Widespread rough ridin' Panic.  AAAAND he had never even them or really even heard of them before!  He was just like, "Yeah, they were pretty good."  WHAT. IN. THE. eff!?

eff, wow

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #295 on: March 20, 2014, 07:12:35 PM »
that sounds like a fun road trip

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« Reply #296 on: March 20, 2014, 08:12:32 PM »
It did not sound like fun at all!  Although, it was not super serious business like flying to Vegas in order to spend $400 on two tickets to see Tool.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #297 on: March 20, 2014, 08:13:44 PM »
that also sounds fun

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« Reply #298 on: March 20, 2014, 09:06:08 PM »
See, when I say that he took a road trip JUST TO SEE Widespread Panic, I mean that nothing else was on the agenda.  Including fun.  And if you think that seeing Widespread Panic is fun, you're just wrong.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #299 on: March 20, 2014, 09:09:32 PM »
Life is what you make of it, chum1. As are road trips to see Widespread Panic.