Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 278643 times)

Kat Kid · « **Reply #250 on:** February 26, 2014, 05:17:15 PM »

Internet has been done for going on two weeks now. Intranet/Email? Still up.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #251 on:** February 26, 2014, 10:35:26 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on February 26, 2014, 05:17:15 PM

Internet has been done for going on two weeks now. Intranet/Email? Still up.

slobber · « **Reply #252 on:** February 26, 2014, 10:50:04 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on February 26, 2014, 05:17:15 PM

Internet has been done for going on two weeks now. Intranet/Email? Still up.

Productivity is up 230%

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #253 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:34:11 AM »

There's a flesh colored dual headed dildo in the street pretty close to work.

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #254 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:39:17 AM »

I have a co-worker that is in his upper 30's and still lives with his mom. He was having a conversation with his mom on the phone trying to get her the wireless password at their home:

Him: Okay mom, you ready? The password is muffdiver, muffdiver....... mom... its muffdiver...... M-U-F-F-D-I-V-E-R. No, muff, muff.... MUFF! MUFFDIVER. Mom...

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #255 on:** February 27, 2014, 09:07:32 AM »

Where do you work?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #256 on:** February 27, 2014, 11:02:33 AM »

So there was an email sent to everyone in my company and sister schools informing them to complete online tranings that might be passed due. I walk in today and I have like 80 emails with ppl replying all "done", "I completed mine", "stop replying all", "lol stop replying all everyone", "lol. How's everyones day?", "Jesus, stop it, "

", "stop", so on and so on.

Then this rough ridin' guy throws this wammy in there:

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My last day with the company is tomorrow, therefore, I will most likely not be completing this training. I will be listing “email etiquette” as the second reason for my departure.

and then boom:

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Please note for all of those that are using this chain inappropriately, moving forward all emails will be sent to your supervisors and Human resources. Thank you

Dumbasses!

CNS · « **Reply #257 on:** February 27, 2014, 11:09:28 AM »

Get out of there, WC, before it's too late.

slobber · « **Reply #258 on:** February 27, 2014, 11:51:53 AM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 27, 2014, 11:02:33 AM

So there was an email sent to everyone in my company and sister schools informing them to complete online tranings that might be passed due.

ben ji · « **Reply #259 on:** February 27, 2014, 02:22:20 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on February 20, 2014, 10:38:31 AM

My office is about 90% dudes but we have the same ratio of M to F bathrooms. It's not uncommon to see someone walk in the bathroom, crouch down to see if all the stalls are occupied(they usually are), then walk out to check a different bathroom.

I guess some people like their toilet seats warm. (He is waiting for a stall to be vacated)

slucat · « **Reply #260 on:** March 04, 2014, 02:53:51 PM »

some herp derp going on today;
long and serious discussion that K-State should hope for the NIT, since it would be better for them

oh, and what is up with white sweat socks with dress shoes?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #261 on:** March 04, 2014, 02:58:55 PM »

Quote from: slucat on March 04, 2014, 02:53:51 PM

some herp derp going on today;
long and serious discussion that K-State should hope for the NIT, since it would be better for them

oh, and what is up with white sweat socks with dress shoes?

oh no, this might be me someday... i HATE dress socks, like... so much.

ShellShock · « **Reply #262 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:03:22 PM »

Quote from: seven on March 04, 2014, 02:58:55 PM

Quote from: slucat on March 04, 2014, 02:53:51 PM
some herp derp going on today;
long and serious discussion that K-State should hope for the NIT, since it would be better for them

oh, and what is up with white sweat socks with dress shoes?

oh no, this might be me someday... i HATE dress socks, like... so much.

Pull the old Fab Five tall black nikes and nobody knows the difference between dress blacks and casual blacks

Mr Bread · « **Reply #263 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:04:51 PM »

Everybody who is worth a crap knows the difference.

ShellShock · « **Reply #264 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 04, 2014, 03:04:51 PM

Everybody who is worth a crap knows the difference.

I work in a pretty relaxed environment so I should have clarified, that in my office, nobody really cares about the difference...

Mr Bread · « **Reply #265 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:10:08 PM »

Everybody already knew that.

kslim · « **Reply #266 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:11:40 PM »

Everything going okay today, bread? You seem to be upset.

ShellShock · « **Reply #267 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:12:04 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 04, 2014, 03:10:08 PM

Everybody already knew that.

Fair enough...I like it here. I show up, enjoy the people i'm around, do my work and get paid. Pretty good gig...

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #268 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:14:30 PM »

dress socks in winter? yuck.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #269 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:18:06 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on March 04, 2014, 03:14:30 PM

dress socks in winter? yuck.

wouldn't your toes get super cold?

<---but thumbs down

Mr Bread · « **Reply #270 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:23:18 PM »

@ben ji: you may want to take it easy with the restroom pics. May be frowned upon or even illegal. It's a felony in Illinois to take pictures or video in a public restroom of another person without their consent. It also doesn't require any sort of nudity. Entirely location specific.

SabiNation · « **Reply #271 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:24:29 PM »

Mr Bread · « **Reply #272 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:25:51 PM »

Quote from: kslim on March 04, 2014, 03:11:40 PM

Everything going okay today, bread? You seem to be ~~upset~~ squirrely.

Far less angry than usual.

kslim · « **Reply #273 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:26:42 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 04, 2014, 03:25:51 PM

Quote from: kslim on March 04, 2014, 03:11:40 PM
Everything going okay today, bread? You seem to be ~~upset~~ squirrely.

Far less angry than usual.

okay just making sure

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #274 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:51:37 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 04, 2014, 03:23:18 PM

@ben ji: you may want to take it easy with the restroom pics. May be frowned upon or even illegal. It's a felony in Illinois to take pictures or video in a public restroom of another person without their consent. It also doesn't require any sort of nudity. Entirely location specific.

already sent his IP address to rick daris' office.