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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #250 on: February 26, 2014, 05:17:15 PM »
Internet has been done for going on two weeks now.  Intranet/Email?  Still up.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #251 on: February 26, 2014, 10:35:26 PM »
Internet has been done for going on two weeks now.  Intranet/Email?  Still up.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #252 on: February 26, 2014, 10:50:04 PM »
Internet has been done for going on two weeks now.  Intranet/Email?  Still up.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #253 on: February 27, 2014, 08:34:11 AM »
There's a flesh colored dual headed dildo in the street pretty close to work.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #254 on: February 27, 2014, 08:39:17 AM »
I have a co-worker that is in his upper 30's and still lives with his mom.  He was having a conversation with his mom on the phone trying to get her the wireless password at their home:

Him:  Okay mom, you ready?  The password is muffdiver, muffdiver.......  mom...  its muffdiver......  M-U-F-F-D-I-V-E-R.   No, muff,  muff.... MUFF!  MUFFDIVER.  Mom...

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #255 on: February 27, 2014, 09:07:32 AM »
 :sdeek: Where do you work?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #256 on: February 27, 2014, 11:02:33 AM »
So there was an email sent to everyone in my company and sister schools informing them to complete online tranings that might be passed due. I walk in today and I have like 80 emails with ppl replying all "done", "I completed mine", "stop replying all", "lol stop replying all everyone", "lol. How's everyones day?", "Jesus, stop it, " :facepalm: ", "stop", so on and so on.

Then this rough ridin' guy throws this wammy in there:

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My last day with the company is tomorrow, therefore, I will most likely not be completing this training. I will be listing “email etiquette” as the second reason for my departure.

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Please note for all of those that are using this chain inappropriately, moving forward all emails will be sent to your supervisors and Human resources. Thank you   

Dumbasses!  :lol: :popcorn:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #257 on: February 27, 2014, 11:09:28 AM »
Get out of there, WC, before it's too late.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #258 on: February 27, 2014, 11:51:53 AM »
So there was an email sent to everyone in my company and sister schools informing them to complete online tranings that might be passed due.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #259 on: February 27, 2014, 02:22:20 PM »
My office is about 90% dudes but we have the same ratio of M to F bathrooms. It's not uncommon to see someone walk in the bathroom, crouch down to see if all the stalls are occupied(they usually are), then walk out to check a different bathroom.

I guess some people like their toilet seats warm. (He is waiting for a stall to be vacated)
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #260 on: March 04, 2014, 02:53:51 PM »
some herp derp going on today;
long and serious discussion that K-State should hope for the NIT, since it would be better for them

oh, and what is up with white sweat socks with dress shoes?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #261 on: March 04, 2014, 02:58:55 PM »
some herp derp going on today;
long and serious discussion that K-State should hope for the NIT, since it would be better for them

oh, and what is up with white sweat socks with dress shoes?

oh no, this might be me someday...  i HATE dress socks, like... so much.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #262 on: March 04, 2014, 03:03:22 PM »
some herp derp going on today;
long and serious discussion that K-State should hope for the NIT, since it would be better for them

oh, and what is up with white sweat socks with dress shoes?

oh no, this might be me someday...  i HATE dress socks, like... so much.

Pull the old Fab Five tall black nikes and nobody knows the difference between dress blacks and casual blacks

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #263 on: March 04, 2014, 03:04:51 PM »
Everybody who is worth a crap knows the difference.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #264 on: March 04, 2014, 03:09:22 PM »
Everybody who is worth a crap knows the difference.

I work in a pretty relaxed environment so I should have clarified, that in my office, nobody really cares about the difference...

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #265 on: March 04, 2014, 03:10:08 PM »
Everybody already knew that.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #266 on: March 04, 2014, 03:11:40 PM »
Everything going okay today, bread? You seem to be upset.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #267 on: March 04, 2014, 03:12:04 PM »
Everybody already knew that.

Fair enough...I like it here. I show up, enjoy the people i'm around, do my work and get paid. Pretty good gig...  :kstategrad:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #268 on: March 04, 2014, 03:14:30 PM »
dress socks in winter? yuck.  :Yuck:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #269 on: March 04, 2014, 03:18:06 PM »
dress socks in winter? yuck.  :Yuck:

wouldn't your toes get super cold?   :thumbs: <---but thumbs down
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #270 on: March 04, 2014, 03:23:18 PM »
@ben ji: you may want to take it easy with the restroom pics.  May be frowned upon or even illegal.  It's a felony in Illinois to take pictures or video in a public restroom of another person without their consent.  It also doesn't require any sort of nudity.  Entirely location specific. 
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #271 on: March 04, 2014, 03:24:29 PM »
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« Reply #272 on: March 04, 2014, 03:25:51 PM »
Everything going okay today, bread? You seem to be upset squirrely.

Far less angry than usual.  :dunno:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #273 on: March 04, 2014, 03:26:42 PM »
Everything going okay today, bread? You seem to be upset squirrely.

Far less angry than usual.  :dunno:
okay just making sure
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #274 on: March 04, 2014, 03:51:37 PM »
@ben ji: you may want to take it easy with the restroom pics.  May be frowned upon or even illegal.  It's a felony in Illinois to take pictures or video in a public restroom of another person without their consent.  It also doesn't require any sort of nudity.  Entirely location specific.

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