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Re: Bill Self hires Jerrance Howard, laughs in oscar Weber's face.
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2013, 11:18:43 AM »
Self hadn't landed elite Illinois talent since Wright and Collins.  That's probably going to change now.  :frown:
Illinois should be more scared of Collins at Northwestern then Howard at KU. Collins is going to buy his way into players living rooms. Illinois is not a state I want to recruit now.

What a dumbass comment.  Jerrance is a very real threat to land elite Illinois players at KU; versus the field not just the Breads.  Collins could be the dirtiest [redacted] out there and NW still wouldn't register.  You need boosters that have a lot of money and give a damn before you can start buying elite recruits.  Nobody at NW gives a damn about basketball.  Their rough ridin' gym looks worse than some high schools.  Every time Illinois plays there it's a home game.  eff, they are actually decent (by big 10 standards) in football and they don't even sell out their tiny, shitty stadium.  Their fans give even less of a eff about basketball.  Collins royally rough ridin' blew it.  He will underperform Carmody.
It is pretty remarkable the lack of success by almost the whole Coach K tree and it would be surprising to see Collins lead them to where they have never been.

KU posters, Self didn't have a spot for Jerrance last year or was just the DoB open?  It is awfully nice to have a coaching tree to work with. 

I guess Weber is part of Keady's tree with Painter but I can't think of anyone else.

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« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2013, 11:22:11 AM »
Self hadn't landed elite Illinois talent since Wright and Collins.  That's probably going to change now.  :frown:
Illinois should be more scared of Collins at Northwestern then Howard at KU. Collins is going to buy his way into players living rooms. Illinois is not a state I want to recruit now.

What a dumbass comment.  Jerrance is a very real threat to land elite Illinois players at KU; versus the field not just the Breads.  Collins could be the dirtiest [redacted] out there and NW still wouldn't register.  You need boosters that have a lot of money and give a damn before you can start buying elite recruits.  Nobody at NW gives a damn about basketball.  Their rough ridin' gym looks worse than some high schools.  Every time Illinois plays there it's a home game.  eff, they are actually decent (by big 10 standards) in football and they don't even sell out their tiny, shitty stadium.  Their fans give even less of a eff about basketball.  Collins royally rough ridin' blew it.  He will underperform Carmody.
It is pretty remarkable the lack of success by almost the whole Coach K tree and it would be surprising to see Collins lead them to where they have never been.

KU posters, Self didn't have a spot for Jerrance last year or was just the DoB open?  It is awfully nice to have a coaching tree to work with. 

I guess Weber is part of Keady's tree with Painter but I can't think of anyone else.

I think he had already committed to Larry Brown and SMU at the time.
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« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2013, 11:27:18 AM »
Self hadn't landed elite Illinois talent since Wright and Collins.  That's probably going to change now.  :frown:
Illinois should be more scared of Collins at Northwestern then Howard at KU. Collins is going to buy his way into players living rooms. Illinois is not a state I want to recruit now.

What a dumbass comment.  Jerrance is a very real threat to land elite Illinois players at KU; versus the field not just the Breads.  Collins could be the dirtiest [redacted] out there and NW still wouldn't register.  You need boosters that have a lot of money and give a damn before you can start buying elite recruits.  Nobody at NW gives a damn about basketball.  Their rough ridin' gym looks worse than some high schools.  Every time Illinois plays there it's a home game.  eff, they are actually decent (by big 10 standards) in football and they don't even sell out their tiny, shitty stadium.  Their fans give even less of a eff about basketball.  Collins royally rough ridin' blew it.  He will underperform Carmody.
:lol:

Next season is going to be a bloodbath after which he'll never get them fully back to Carmody levels of success.  It's as bad as it sounds.  Collins is such an elite recruiter/player payer that right out of the gates he lost NW's best recruit (2013 PG Jaren Sina; ESPN-#91; Rivals-#121) to Seton Hall.  Their 2013 class now consists of one derpy three-star Carmody leftover. 
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« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2013, 11:41:43 AM »
I think it speaks very, very poorly of Weber that Jerrance Howard would turn him down and then go to a school right down the road.

It makes it even more egregious when Jerrance Howard is directly responsible for whatever small measure of "success" that Weber had post-Bill-Self-players.

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« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2013, 11:47:57 AM »
It is pretty remarkable the lack of success by almost the whole Coach K tree and it would be surprising to see Collins lead them to where they have never been.

It's far more about NW than it is about Collins.  They have the absolute worst of the worst when it comes to both facilities and fan support not just in big 10 hoops, but across high major conferences.  Carmody very nearly maximized what could be consistently accomplished there, which is to be on the bubble most seasons.  He just needed to make it once and he'd still be there.  They've never made it to the NCAA tournament and Collins isn't going to be the one to do it.  To win there you need a gimmick.  You have to be a scheme doctor.  Carmody was.  His offensive and defensive systems gave most teams fits.  He just couldn't get over the hump. 
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« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2013, 11:53:37 AM »
Relax.  We have Lowery.  Webs and C-low are dynamite together.

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« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2013, 11:58:58 AM »
I think it speaks very, very poorly of Weber that Jerrance Howard would turn him down and then go to a school right down the road.

It makes it even more egregious when Jerrance Howard is directly responsible for whatever small measure of "success" that Weber had post-Bill-Self-players.

"Worked for oscar Weber, Larry Brown and Bill Self" looks a hell of a lot better on a coaching resume than "got fired twice with oscar Weber."
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« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2013, 12:00:27 PM »
I think it speaks very, very poorly of Weber that Jerrance Howard would turn him down and then go to a school right down the road.

It makes it even more egregious when Jerrance Howard is directly responsible for whatever small measure of "success" that Weber had post-Bill-Self-players.

"Worked for oscar Weber, Larry Brown and Bill Self" looks a hell of a lot better on a coaching resume than "got fired twice with oscar Weber."

Excellent point.

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« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2013, 12:06:58 PM »
I think it speaks very, very poorly of Weber that Jerrance Howard would turn him down and then go to a school right down the road.

It makes it even more egregious when Jerrance Howard is directly responsible for whatever small measure of "success" that Weber had post-Bill-Self-players.

There's the rub.
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« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2013, 12:18:37 PM »
I think it speaks very, very poorly of Weber that Jerrance Howard would turn him down and then go to a school right down the road.

It makes it even more egregious when Jerrance Howard is directly responsible for whatever small measure of "success" that Weber had post-Bill-Self-players.

There's the rub.
Jerrance Howards going to SMU had everything to do with World Wide Wes and very little to do with K-State. IMO

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« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2013, 12:29:02 PM »
my God, Self is so insecure about oscar it's not even funny anymore.  the guy literally does everything oscar does. 


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« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2013, 12:36:18 PM »
Self must really be bottom of the barrelling it if he's willing to hire oscar weber leftovers that oscar didn't even hire at kstate. I just feel sorry for these ku fans now, poor guys.

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« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2013, 12:41:25 PM »
actual quote from bill self:
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hey, what's going on down there off Exit 313?  whatever it is, i want you to 3D print it and bring it to me, then we're going to copy it.  oh wait, what?  ok, hire that Howard guy, skip the 3D printer stuff and let's just take this crap viral. we need page hits folks, focus on the hits.  #howard4KU, #copybruce, #weber4winning, #howardKSTATECOPY, #database #MWGhosts


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« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2013, 12:45:09 PM »
actual quote from bill self:
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hey, what's going on down there off Exit 313?  whatever it is, i want you to 3D print it and bring it to me, then we're going to copy it.  oh wait, what?  ok, hire that Howard guy, skip the 3D printer stuff and let's just take this crap viral. we need page hits folks, focus on the hits.  #howard4KU, #copybruce, #weber4winning, #howardKSTATECOPY, #database #MWGhosts
Apparently Self is obsessed with Chester Frazier and really wants his own version. To bad he got the washed up older version of Chet.

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« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2013, 12:45:19 PM »
Self hadn't landed elite Illinois talent since Wright and Collins.  That's probably going to change now.  :frown:


Jahlil Okafor?


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« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2013, 12:50:38 PM »
Self hadn't landed elite Illinois talent since Wright and Collins.  That's probably going to change now.  :frown:


Jahlil Okafor?


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I think Self was already going to be a player there.  The Wiggins' signing really reinvigorated the Self/KU cred on the ol' 'cruitin' trail imo.  Jerrance is just the icing on that already delicious, delicious cake.  The Breads have zero chance at Okafor anyway.  So have a ball.  An Okafor-Embiid high-low offense?  Oh my. 
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« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2013, 12:52:07 PM »
Self hadn't landed elite Illinois talent since Wright and Collins.  That's probably going to change now.  :frown:


Jahlil Okafor?


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is oscar currently recruiting okafor?  if not, i doubt ku is serious about him.


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« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2013, 01:07:17 PM »
I was at selfs house over the weekend and guess what was in his fridge? Stocked full of nothing but oscar weber leftovers. Don't know how he got them but disgusting imo.

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« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2013, 04:55:07 PM »
Hey you, beems! :shy:

Quote from: Jahlil Okafor
In no particular order: My final 8
Arizona
Baylor
Duke
Illinois
Kentucky
Kansas
Michigan state
Ohio state

https://twitter.com/jahprobound

He tweeted that today.  How topical.
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« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2013, 05:15:38 PM »
 :lol:
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« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2013, 05:29:04 PM »
Hey you, beems! :shy:

Quote from: Jahlil Okafor
In no particular order: My final 8
Arizona
Baylor
Duke
Illinois
Kentucky
Kansas
Michigan state
Ohio state

https://twitter.com/jahprobound

He tweeted that today.  How topical.

Geez, obviously doesn't know A comes before E. 

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« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2013, 05:30:08 PM »
actual quote from bill self:
Quote from: bill self
hey, what's going on down there off Exit 313?  whatever it is, i want you to 3D print it and bring it to me, then we're going to copy it.  oh wait, what?  ok, hire that Howard guy, skip the 3D printer stuff and let's just take this crap viral. we need page hits folks, focus on the hits.  #howard4KU, #copybruce, #weber4winning, #howardKSTATECOPY, #database #MWGhosts

It's pretty clear that Zenger has issued an edict to all sports programs: Copy the Cats

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« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2013, 05:39:48 PM »
Hey you, beems! :shy:

Quote from: Jahlil Okafor
In no particular order: My final 8
Arizona
Baylor
Duke
Illinois
Kentucky
Kansas
Michigan state
Ohio state

https://twitter.com/jahprobound

He tweeted that today.  How topical.

Geez, obviously doesn't know A comes before E.

hurr hurr hurr except "no particular order" dumbass, which because grammar includes alphabetical

geez, obviously you don't know how to read crap for your brains
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« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2013, 05:40:27 PM »
also, beems mind your stable, it's getting ridiculous
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« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2013, 05:42:55 PM »
God, I hate oscar.