I would choose rape, but Cialis and Viraga take so rough ridin' long. And crap if my beef log stayed hard for over four hours, the raping would just get real boring. I might need to pull the teeth of the raped, since my sweet sugar loaf may be quite sore from the friction caused by dry holes and would not want to take a chance on a fatal bite. Also the blood would be a nice natural lubricant, and therefore, increase the pleasure.
Oh eff it; MURDER.